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Cohost taught me what social media could be.
But it shutting down taught me something more important: I don't need it anymore.

I think I'm going to stop hosting my mastodon instance soon. If you need me I'll be at stillinbeta.com/contact

Jan 12, 2025, 3:33:59 PM [original]
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I think some of y'all's dragon badges aren't glowing very often

Dec 4, 2024, 7:15:54 AM [original]
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Encountered the Quebecois Scunthorpe problem today. Walked past a sign for “Tabernacle” and couldn't stop giggling

Nov 15, 2024, 8:35:33 AM [original]
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blog.stillinbeta.com/2024-10-2 how hard can it be to make a video game

Oct 27, 2024, 7:24:48 PM [original]
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blog.stillinbeta.com/2024-10-1 new k8s tech just dropped

Oct 16, 2024, 5:04:32 PM [original]
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blog.stillinbeta.com/2024-10-0 new blog post: kubernetes jumpscare

Oct 7, 2024, 7:05:49 PM [original]
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`
k3s kubectl get secret -n ix-den-tv sh.helm.release.v1.den-tv.v1 -o jsonpath={.data.release} | base64 -d | base64 -d | gunzip | jq -r '.chart.templates[] | select(.name == "templates/workload.yaml") | .data' | base64 -d
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Oct 6, 2024, 7:32:30 PM [original]
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I don't even know how hashtag propagation works for solo instances but here I am. I am gonna miss Cohost so much

Sep 9, 2024, 3:19:04 PM [original]
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@kadybat@octodon.social ahhh it looks so good!!

May 4, 2024, 6:39:11 PM [original]
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@gameplayervent@catcatnya.com I desperately need stickers

Jan 3, 2024, 10:51:32 AM [original]
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this year I played video games cohost.org/stillinbeta/post/40

Dec 31, 2023, 7:44:11 PM [original]
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@ticky@octodon.social the feminine urge to acquire Gizmos

Aug 7, 2023, 11:32:03 PM [original]
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Dude at the Lush legit rocking the universe Tonsure

Jul 30, 2023, 6:33:19 PM [original]
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@DigitalFigment@mastodon.social @AmyZenunim on laserdisc, natch

Jul 9, 2023, 12:08:39 PM [original]
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@rooster@chaosfem.tw ahhhh this is so sick!

Jun 22, 2023, 12:32:09 PM [original]
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Kiff! Validate her gender for me.

May 31, 2023, 6:03:59 PM [original]
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@ticky@octodon.social happy birthday, those are cute as heck!

May 7, 2023, 1:29:45 PM [original]
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is there Fedi Discourse on people with vanity private instances. Are we the Fedite Bourgeois

Apr 28, 2023, 2:34:59 PM [original]
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learned today that Apple still operates their own /8 (17.0.0.0/80). Also, inexplicably, Mercedes owns bgp.he.net/net/53.0.0.0/8

Apr 22, 2023, 10:28:56 PM [original]
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After a lovely afternoon riding trains around Denver I am headed home to YVR

A tired woman (me) on a plane wearing a purple jacket and a black face mask
Mar 31, 2023, 7:55:46 PM [original]
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SFO 🛫 DEN

A smiling mostly blond me on a plane wearing a black face mask and purple jacket
Mar 31, 2023, 8:20:01 AM [original]
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YVR ✈️ SFO

A woman in blind hair with brown roots and pink streaks on a plane
Mar 27, 2023, 9:08:19 AM [original]
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@notjustbikes pretty sure it's getting you confused with DownieLive, a travel vlogger who bikes and rides a lot of trains. Funny to get a peek behind the curtain like that

Mar 23, 2023, 8:18:37 PM [original]
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@bodil@lol.camp hey, my instance is getting an error every time I try to follow you. do you use an allowlist for federation?

Jan 30, 2023, 10:14:20 AM [original]
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@shadow spotted you in a Miles In Transit video!! Saw a distinctive shade of red hair and was like hmmm

Jan 24, 2023, 8:30:24 PM [original]
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@sysadmin1138@octodon.social it's mostly GA yeah, maybe a half dozen commercial flights a day

Jan 23, 2023, 6:57:58 PM [original]
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(SAN✈️SEA)✈️BLI

A woman with dyed pink hair and brown routes wearing a teal face mask with prints of birds and flowers
Jan 23, 2023, 3:14:53 PM [original]
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Despite my best efforts I am once again in Los Angeles

Jan 18, 2023, 2:38:34 PM [original]
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flexing on these job applications by simply not supplying a cover letter

Dec 8, 2022, 7:53:23 PM [original]
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@Chip_Unicorn I actually live in YVR!

Dec 6, 2022, 11:00:22 PM [original]
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Got laid off today. If you're looking to hire SRE-type positions hit me up

Dec 6, 2022, 7:13:57 PM [original]
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YVR ⇛ SFO

A woman with shiny pink hair, wearing a light blue mask with flowers printed on it, leading against the side of plane
Nov 15, 2022, 6:48:18 PM [original]
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Literally just watched someone on this train to the Little Birthday Boy gambit

Nov 13, 2022, 6:08:39 PM [original]
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Been so long since I flew I forgot my selfie

YVR ✈️ SFO

A woman with a pink hair and a colourful blue face mask leaning against the side of an airplane
Nov 12, 2022, 4:58:44 PM [original]
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Hello, bunch of new followers. I've disabled my crossposter, and I guess this is where short-form thoughts live now.

Nov 11, 2022, 10:19:31 PM [original]
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Does anyone know someone I could commission a 4d emoji from

Oct 12, 2022, 11:58:17 AM [original]
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is Father Stelios in Overwatch 2

Oct 12, 2022, 9:19:16 AM [original]
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METAR CYVR 121200PDT 7PIDIV94MPS 10SKM FU HZ SCT040M SCT042M BKN058M 291K/287K ATM1003 RMK FLUFFY038FLUFFY025 FLUFFY038 SLP1003ATM DENSITY ALT 203QBT

Sep 12, 2022, 11:16:48 AM [original]
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my new laptop is named Asterius

because a framework laptop is the ship of Theseus
and Asterius is the ship with Theseus

Sep 1, 2022, 7:06:30 PM [original]
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Read the room dude

Hi Richard, Normally I have to ask security companies about the kind of clients they have, to make sure they align with my ethics. You've saved me a lot of time by explicitly calling an apartheid state as a customer.  Please do not contact me again. In solidarity,  Liz
In the meantime take a look at this article on why the Israeli Ministry of Defense is choosing Anjuna to secure their data and move to public clouds. Let me know what you think!
Sep 1, 2022, 11:18:31 AM [original]
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😏

The box open, with a black charming design and a laptop covered in white
Aug 31, 2022, 7:52:23 PM [original]
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In my darkest moments I think about making a realistic budgeting mod for cities skylines

Aug 29, 2022, 11:01:14 AM [original]
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grnh.se/d81be7131us

looking for a job? why not buzzfeed! We've got: * fair build weather * turing complete CDN config * Pulitzer-prize winning journalism * Paas works too well (570 services) * #5 will surprise you * work on the gooey core
Aug 10, 2022, 3:10:34 PM [original]
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OH "Clojure is Haskell for straight people"

Aug 9, 2022, 7:20:34 AM [original]
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me: Google is offering a $300 USD trade-in for my phone in the US CAD vs $50 here. I'll just get it proxied up here
shipping: $40 USD
duty: $110 USD
UPS brokerage fee: $80 USD

:(

Aug 3, 2022, 11:25:21 AM [original]
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Me, at seven AM, barely slept: if story a is a sequel to story b, that doesn't make story b a prequel to story a. so the sequel/prequel operator isn't communitive

Aug 3, 2022, 7:07:48 AM [original]
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laptp keybard status: nt fully functinal

a white laptop with a grey bluetooth keyboard on it
Aug 1, 2022, 8:45:10 AM [original]
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planespotters.net/airframe/mcd this dc 10 is trans and there's nothing you can do about it

Jul 20, 2022, 10:03:00 PM [original]
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Old house had one staircase
New house has three

A graph showing numbers of stairs climbed over time. About halfway through, it goes from 5 or so a day to 25 or so a day
Jul 11, 2022, 2:27:51 PM [original]
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My crowning achievement: unnecessarily nice AP installation

A circular WIFI access point, mounted in a little alcove above an Ethernet port. A pale pink Ethernet cable connects the router to the port
Jul 7, 2022, 7:32:03 PM [original]
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Promare still slaps

Jun 10, 2022, 11:31:57 PM [original]
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looking at this and thinking "I did this, I routed all of these" is pretty cool

A visual overview of what will become a circuit board. A large blue circle labelled "VSS" is in the centre, and thin blue lines radiate out. IN the background, red lines also fan out.
Jun 10, 2022, 9:40:56 AM [original]
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The right earbud failed, and last time it was the left one, so

Two pairs of earbuds, plugged into a splitter, each with one cable severed
Jun 7, 2022, 9:59:48 AM [original]
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lmao

Sorry I don't speak garbage French Translates to désolé je ne parle pas français
Jun 6, 2022, 10:15:44 AM [original]
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Instead of romanticising being a farmer I romanticise being a personal assistant

Jun 2, 2022, 12:15:40 PM [original]
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moving is very serious business

A google sketchup diagram of of the interior layout of an apartment
A spreadsheet of a moving schedule, showing where everyone will be at a given time on a given day
A tree of tabs related to rental cars and Canadian border services
A partial list of all the electronics we own
Jun 1, 2022, 11:14:20 PM [original]
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happy pride month y'all! the purpose of a protest is a show of strength and the implicit threat of violence if demands aren't met

Jun 1, 2022, 12:08:54 PM [original]
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Personal Curse: Male to Female
May 31, 2022, 5:26:43 PM [original]
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they're coming

A giant crab covered in pride flags, shooting lasers at a smaller flag covered in corporate pride logos. the words SILENCE BRAND are superimposed.
May 31, 2022, 12:26:15 PM [original]
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please stop putting VC pitches in recruiting emails

With backing from Sequoia Capital, our small but growing team is building a ‘virtual cloud’ that spans the Edge and multiple public clouds. It provides the abstraction of a single global cloud zone that auto-scales containerized apps and data services to best serve global users, wherever and whenever they are. As an intuition, you can imagine CDNs like Cloudflare, except handling a much richer set of containerized workloads, but with an equally simple UX for reaching global audiences.
May 29, 2022, 10:23:21 AM [original]
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life update: We've signed a lease on an apartment in Vancouver!

May 26, 2022, 7:43:47 PM [original]
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Lesser known waifus

Allied Command Channel (ACCHAN), in Northwood, United Kingdom[2] Nore Sub-Area Channel (NORECHAN), in Pitreavie, United Kingdom Plymouth Sub-Area Channel (PLYMCHAN), in Plymouth, United Kingdom Benelux Sub-Area Channel (BENECHAN), in Den Helder, Netherlands Allied Maritime Air Force Channel (AIRCHAN), in Northwood, United Kingdom Maritime Air Nore Sub-Area Channel (AIRNORECHAN), in Pitreavie, United Kingdom Maritime Air Plymouth Sub-Area Channel (AIRPLYMCHAN), in Plymouth, United Kingdom Standing Naval Force Channel (STANAVFORCHAN), afloat Commander-in-ChiefEdit The Commander-in-Chief, Allied Command Channel (CINCHAN) was a British admiral, who reported directly to the NATO Military Committee's Standing Group and was identified as
May 25, 2022, 6:03:16 PM [original]
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how many courses do you think I'd need to take to crosstrain my CS degreen into a compeng degree

May 25, 2022, 12:21:09 PM [original]
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Hot take: the powdery bits at the end of a box of cereal are the best part

May 25, 2022, 10:01:40 AM [original]
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"definitely cis" pride flag

A yellow pensive face with "I pretend I do not see it" superimposed over a barely-visible trans flag
May 24, 2022, 12:45:57 PM [original]
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Sasuke from Naruto but his eyes are the Flag of the Isle of Man
May 23, 2022, 11:11:48 AM [original]
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If you are a landlord this is the scariest image in the world

A small grey cat laying on a carpet
May 22, 2022, 3:02:54 PM [original]
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here we go again

A pile of electronics all wired to each other. To the right, a laptop is running a copy of emacs and debugging the rust code running on the electronics. The table is visibly messy.
May 21, 2022, 6:49:33 PM [original]
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how does anyone go through apartment hunting and not become radicalised

May 20, 2022, 7:25:39 PM [original]
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Ugh shokupan is so milquetoast

May 19, 2022, 3:04:47 PM [original]
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three for the elven kings, seven for the dwarf lords, nime for the lords of man. But they were all of them additive commutative and additiviely and multiplicatively associative thus forming the One Ring,

May 19, 2022, 1:04:29 PM [original]
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this rapper is trans and you can't convince me otherwise

KABETAIJIN from Paripi Kongming with long hair and a dark blue hoodie
May 18, 2022, 11:57:32 AM [original]
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“it's like Ireland but for Québécois instead of snakes” - @seasparks

May 18, 2022, 9:48:14 AM [original]
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"what is the worst imaginable startup pitch"

Hope you're doing well. I'm the CTO and Co-Founder of Aktos, a VC-backed startup building a Vertical SaaS platform to fix the broken $18B Debt Collection industry. Yeah… I know what you're thinking. Debt collection— it's an ugly word right? But we're here to do to debt collection what Uber/Lyft did to the taxi industry— flip it on its head. We're rebuilding trust between creditors and debtors, by making the repayment experience seamless and compliant.
May 17, 2022, 11:45:17 AM [original]
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bad wordle ideas

W4R D1E: Wordle played with Canadian postal codes
May 13, 2022, 9:09:08 PM [original]
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How silly. There will never be a worse transit line than the Music City Star

May 8, 2022, 6:18:23 PM [original]
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introducing my new programming language, CEh

for-pour int-ent i = 0; i < n; i++ { printf-impremier(i); }
May 7, 2022, 10:31:02 AM [original]
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imagine being Kris

the Mike & Will Team consists of: Mike Wilcox, Will Pratt, and Kris Mangion
May 5, 2022, 11:14:50 PM [original]
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“Hi, we're a paxos hivemind”
“wait, so no-one's in charge?”
“oh no, Steve is”
“Wait I thought it was Lena”
“...”
“...”
“Hi, we're two paxos hiveminds”

May 4, 2022, 2:12:28 PM [original]
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Cities become associated with their pests. New York has rats, Toronto has racoons, San Francisco has VCs,

May 4, 2022, 1:45:23 PM [original]
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“why are my deak cables always so messy”

A complex network of devices connected to other devices via labelled cables.
May 3, 2022, 1:01:51 PM [original]
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Barbie fursuit gachapon

Barbie Cutie Reveal The Barbie's on the poster are wearing what look like fursuits
May 2, 2022, 3:25:13 PM [original]
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😭

A picture book titled “My moms love me” featuring an interracial lesbian couple kissing a baby
May 2, 2022, 2:15:19 PM [original]
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happy lily in parliament day

Lily Hoshikawa says: shut the fuck up, TERF
May 1, 2022, 2:55:34 PM [original]
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transit take

based trolley bus: lightweight proven century-old technology cheap easy to makee cringe battery-electric bus expensive mostly rare earth metals heavy needs charging
Apr 30, 2022, 6:26:25 PM [original]
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Vancouver real estate is hilarious. Because there's enormous taxes on unoccupied houses, there's a bunch of postings like this

$14,000 / 8br - 8895ft2 - LUXURY FIRST SHAUGHNESSY MANSION FOR RENT!! Avail Now (Shaughnessy)
Apr 27, 2022, 2:59:02 PM [original]
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when you're the only one on the team who runs Linux

Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture (BSD coreutils) and this picture (GNU coreutils) Pam from the office: they're Different in subtle and infuriating ways
Apr 27, 2022, 11:42:30 AM [original]
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My wife and I played Uno with my roommate and her sister and we accidentally invented a horrible rule, then I simulated it a bunch git.sr.ht/~liz/youhaveuno

Apr 26, 2022, 8:56:43 PM [original]
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I'm not a car person but I absolutely adore Kei cars. They're just funky little guys!

Apr 26, 2022, 2:16:26 PM [original]
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“coming out of the hanger” and admitting I like airplanes

Apr 26, 2022, 1:36:06 PM [original]
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Code monkey get up get coffee
Code monkey go to job
Code monkey have boring meeting
Boring manager rob

Apr 25, 2022, 8:48:23 AM [original]
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"rust is so elegant" I yell as I chain sixteen iterators together and turn this hashmap into a `collect()` of shit

Apr 24, 2022, 3:14:42 PM [original]
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me when I do two set operations

A abstract person in a business suit, in front of a vaguely futuristic outline of a city with a stream of numbers. The image is captioned "comput or siense"
Apr 22, 2022, 10:46:15 AM [original]
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It's 4/20 and you know what that means... Tomorrow is the release of Ubuntu 22.04 LTS Jammy Jellyfish

Apr 20, 2022, 2:06:59 PM [original]
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Salaries 100 million
Infrastructure 150 million
Useless real estate 2 billion
Services 125 million

Someone who is good at the economy please help me budged, my EBIDTA is dying

Apr 20, 2022, 11:50:16 AM [original]
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I am in “Seattle” for my wife's “birthday”

Apr 19, 2022, 2:41:51 PM [original]
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I drive the same way I write Go: competently and as infrequently as possible

Apr 18, 2022, 12:07:17 PM [original]
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there should be more electric car conversion kits. I want more electric cars that just. kinda suck still

Apr 13, 2022, 11:34:23 PM [original]
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once in high school bio I was on my laptop reading comics and trying not to crack up. biology teacher was like "hey what are you doing" and I said I was checking my grades
she said "I know your grades you wouldn't be smiling at them"

Apr 13, 2022, 12:08:21 PM [original]
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"Ugh we got another isekai progaganist but this one's a limnologist"
"hey does anyone need a secchi disk"
"nobody needs a secchi disk brian!"
"okay..."

Apr 12, 2022, 12:41:45 PM [original]
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googling around for batch file renamers, immediately getting overwhelmed and going back to my horrible shell one-liners

Apr 4, 2022, 9:45:40 PM [original]
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yeah graphics cards are bad, but have you seen the markup on microcontrollers??

Apr 4, 2022, 6:12:37 PM [original]
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The US doesn't so much do city “planning” as city “Iceberg Dead Ahead! Hard to port!”

Mar 30, 2022, 11:26:29 AM [original]
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Consider, if you will, Metal Gear Solid 5 but instead of the Diamond Dogs Snake leads the internet archive

Mar 24, 2022, 6:19:01 PM [original]
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Alternate universe where the cultural impact of Homestuck and 17776 are swapped

Mar 24, 2022, 6:15:45 PM [original]
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Concept: a dating service for polycule members based on BGP

Mar 24, 2022, 12:25:37 PM [original]
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me playing stupid games / me winning a stupid prize

A bandaid on my right hand
Mar 23, 2022, 12:50:37 PM [original]
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Every time someone refers to my “Transition doc” I've got to make an effort not to giggle

Liz.F 2022 - Manager Transition
Mar 22, 2022, 3:01:26 PM [original]
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A hammer labelled “programmers” trying to force a square peg labelled “the entire breadth of human experience” into a round hole labelled “some database”
Mar 22, 2022, 2:01:56 PM [original]
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Gonna bring back mice with rubber balls by calling it a Mechanical Mouse

Mar 17, 2022, 12:36:36 PM [original]
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Goddamn them all
I was told
We'd keep the service in SLO
We'd take no page, no @ here
Now I'm a burnt out dev fighting fires all year
The last of infra's engineers

Mar 14, 2022, 10:34:59 PM [original]
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Reccomendation for app.thestorygraph.com/books/fc: "what if full metal alchemist was a magitech space opera and that lesbians"

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Beyond parody

We are working with a high growth Series A startup on a mission to make Trust, Respect, and Privacy a default feature of every tech stack. Ethyca builds automated data privacy infrastructure and tools for developers and privacy teams to easily build products that comply with GDPR, CCPA Privacy Regulations. They are searching for a Senior Python engineer and a Senior Typescript engineer to join their team remotely.
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Bot that just tweets youtu.be/xPfMb50dsOk whenever Discord has an outage

Mar 8, 2022, 11:17:52 AM [original]
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Is this the helicopter gender I keep hearing about

The Kamov Ka-25 (NATO reporting name "Hormone") is a naval helicopter, developed for the Soviet Navy in the USSR from 1958.
Mar 8, 2022, 9:47:10 AM [original]
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OAK ✈️ BLI

A tired woman on an airplane wearing a black floral print mask and a grey cardigan
Mar 7, 2022, 7:20:33 PM [original]
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Math is just applied epistemology

Mar 4, 2022, 9:03:27 PM [original]
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BLI → OAK

A smiling woman with messy brown and blonde hair and a single thin braid wearing a blue and black mask on an airplane
Mar 3, 2022, 3:27:01 PM [original]
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a fanfic set in Canada, or an Eh U,

Feb 28, 2022, 10:24:08 AM [original]
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Thirsty? DRINK AN ENTIRE LITRE OF WATER Do it right before bed All in one go You will certainly not regret drinking an entire litre of water
Feb 26, 2022, 11:54:44 PM [original]
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Hydrogen may be a less energy dense aviation fuel than Jet-A, but I think the solution is obvious

The Kangaroo route, a flight from London to Sydney stopping in Tripoli, Cairo, KarachI, Kolkata, Singapore, and Darwin
Feb 25, 2022, 8:55:23 AM [original]
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today I:
* made a slightly popular fediverse post
* learned how block fediverse domains 😞

Feb 23, 2022, 12:11:08 PM [original]
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did you know a dakimakura has about the same aspect ratio as a banner ad

body pillow with a citibank ad reading "set your bank to vibrate"
body pillow with a mcdonalds ad reading "I'm loving it"
Body pillow with a classic "punch the monkey and win a free ipod" banner ad
body pillow with a classic "pornography? on _my_ computer?" banner ad
Feb 23, 2022, 9:31:20 AM [original]
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"Good news everyone! I've just invented sixteen new 'gamer words!'"

Feb 19, 2022, 4:08:48 PM [original]
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It is impossible to be good at computer
Everything you learn just makes the problems you have worse

Feb 19, 2022, 3:34:19 PM [original]
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has anyone done this yet

Carby, the Kriby who's a car, but it's captioned "It's a big mistake to think you're the only one who can turn into a car. I'm a car now too."
Feb 13, 2022, 7:46:31 PM [original]
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gideon lockedtomb is just r63 duke nukem

Feb 12, 2022, 12:46:54 PM [original]
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just getting these ready

Gru's plan: Gros Michel vulnerable to fungus Cavendish replaces Gros Michel Cavendish also vulnerable to fungus (gru looks at text worriedly) Cavendish also vulnerable to fungus
This is where I'd put my cavendish ...IF I HAD ONE
I mean it's one banana michael, what could it cost, ten dollars?
A portrait of Icarus flying close to the sun, but with a banana badly pasted over icarus
Feb 12, 2022, 9:26:54 AM [original]
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the feminine urge to do a research project that involves digging up a bunch of obscure texts, taking notes and collating them

Feb 11, 2022, 3:17:59 PM [original]
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it is not about the time it takes to make a Post. It is about the time it took me to learn what to Post

Feb 10, 2022, 11:13:17 AM [original]
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do work slack avatars count as commercial use

Feb 8, 2022, 1:58:59 PM [original]
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If aliens showed up tomorrow ATC would be more upset about them busting Bravo than anything else

Feb 7, 2022, 10:55:39 AM [original]
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~ is a modal particle to indicate fliration

Feb 6, 2022, 11:15:21 PM [original]
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People think there's more trans people because of gender ideology or radical acceptance, but the real reason is more sinister: pesticides are thinning eggshells

Feb 3, 2022, 11:31:22 AM [original]
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remembering the time I was like 10 and accidentally watched The Matrix instead of taped Voyager

and that's why I'm trans

Feb 2, 2022, 10:57:01 PM [original]
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netengs asleep post cursed sfp modules

SFP to HDMI adapter
Feb 1, 2022, 9:38:27 PM [original]
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microk8s is the Java Card of infrastructure

Feb 1, 2022, 4:01:06 PM [original]
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Anyway here's a selfie and a sunset

A selfie of me looking at the camera. The background is some bushes, and my hat is Lesbian Pride colours
A very orange sunset out over a bay. There's mountains in the distance, and silhouettes of people in the foreground. The orange sunset is reflecting delicately off the water.
Jan 28, 2022, 6:15:41 PM [original]
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Ten years on the good stuff

Ten oestrogen tablets arranged as a "10" on a placemat
Jan 28, 2022, 4:14:56 PM [original]
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requesting Facebook data from 2010 and making some tape robot work for its keep

Jan 28, 2022, 3:21:35 PM [original]
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A famous image of a plane demonstrating survivorship bias labelled "gender dysphoria is comorbid with autism spectrum disorders”
Jan 27, 2022, 12:21:16 AM [original]
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Sci-fi stories always use “New London” like an exotic, futuristic city, when in fact it's a sleepy town in Connecticut with a large military presence

Jan 26, 2022, 3:21:17 PM [original]
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invite me to speak at your conference

I am good at it

Jan 26, 2022, 10:45:35 AM [original]
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Just build catenary you cowards

Jan 23, 2022, 11:35:46 AM [original]
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Was there Video Toaster porn? There must've been

Jan 22, 2022, 9:41:08 PM [original]
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lesbians don't so much 'borrow' from a canon as meet it in a dark alley, beat it up, and look for loose sapphics

Jan 22, 2022, 2:44:28 PM [original]
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2022 is like the end of fight club when all the skyscrapers collapse, except _your_ building is fine so you still have to go to work

Jan 19, 2022, 10:40:35 AM [original]
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People sometimes think I'm brave for speaking up at work, but I think bravery requires fear. I'm indifferent (and privileged) to fear repraisal. I'm just noisy.

Jan 14, 2022, 1:35:07 PM [original]
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Weird little creature

A soft grey cat with green eyes looking to the right
Jan 13, 2022, 10:41:44 AM [original]
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"I've published three articles on category theory just this year! Why'd American Football get the fellowship?"
"Sorry, Math Rock beats math paper."

Jan 11, 2022, 12:58:25 PM [original]
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more like take-talk amirite

Jan 11, 2022, 9:24:16 AM [original]
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Monday. We're all still doing this huh? Alright

Jan 10, 2022, 8:33:08 AM [original]
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Girlboss is over. 2022 is the year or the girlunion

Jan 5, 2022, 12:20:48 PM [original]
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The story of John Henry is not of man vs machine, but of the failure of technology under capitalism to improve the lives of the populace. The steam drill should've made his life easier, not replaced him; In this essay I will

Jan 3, 2022, 12:02:35 PM [original]
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Happy birthday to every horse in the northern hemisphere

Jan 1, 2022, 11:40:19 PM [original]
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Happy new year y'all youtu.be/XjkPH6sZM_o

Jan 1, 2022, 12:04:55 AM [original]
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Happy solstice, everyone. If you're in the northern hemisphere the days are getting longer again!

Dec 21, 2021, 8:34:44 PM [original]
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Did you know if you tipped 432 park over to the west, you'd hit Trump Tower?

I thought that was neat

Dec 19, 2021, 4:11:21 PM [original]
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Woah: Local Engineer Does It Manually Instead of Spending Twice as Long Automating It

Dec 16, 2021, 3:22:22 PM [original]
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Committed to shareholder value, call that raison EBITDA

Dec 16, 2021, 8:51:51 AM [original]
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First domino: crash of 1929 Last domino: your thermostat runs log4j
Dec 15, 2021, 9:17:15 AM [original]
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The feminine urge to get another pixie cut

Dec 8, 2021, 4:47:44 PM [original]
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I like MLP G5 well enough, but I think the move to Intel is going to be good in the long-term

Dec 8, 2021, 10:07:42 AM [original]
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peano keys

a piano keyboard. A is labelled as A, A# as A#... B as A##, B# as A###...
Dec 7, 2021, 7:03:03 PM [original]
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Zama city

Dec 4, 2021, 7:41:11 PM [original]
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Pokemon Go (and Ingress) have been around for long enough that a lot of their landmarks are gone or unrecognisable

Dec 3, 2021, 5:55:32 PM [original]
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What's the opposite of an appeal to authority

Join Gwyneth Paltrow, Tristan Walker,
Dec 3, 2021, 11:45:59 AM [original]
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Normal country

Quest Diagnostics 15% off lab tests all week Cyber Week savings through December
Dec 1, 2021, 7:02:40 PM [original]
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Bus driver: "are you heading back to school?"
Me, 30: no but I appreciate the compliment

Dec 1, 2021, 2:02:55 PM [original]
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The world is cold and scary, but right now it's raining, I have tea, and I'm under the kotatsu so things could definitely be worse

Nov 30, 2021, 8:48:44 AM [original]
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Sometimes a family is a collection of genera and I think that's beautiful

Nov 25, 2021, 6:30:49 PM [original]
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Imagining a world where people all have financial cushions but every fortune 500 company is one bad quarter away from chapter 7 😊

Nov 25, 2021, 12:51:52 PM [original]
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proof of sex-work

Nov 16, 2021, 6:49:22 PM [original]
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It's been a hell of a year, might as well so a cheeky Kessler syndrome arstechnica.com/science/2021/1

Nov 15, 2021, 2:26:23 PM [original]
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The cool thing about ADHD is that a workday is either a total loss or I hyperfocus so hard I can barely do anything after the workday ends

Nov 15, 2021, 9:29:15 AM [original]
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You ever have a weekend off from your job and you're mad at yourself because you didn't get enough done on a hobby that looks a lot like work

Nov 14, 2021, 10:24:54 PM [original]
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Whenever I see a job location as Canada (Remote) I like to imagine it has to be a cabin in the Yukon only accessible by float plane

Nov 12, 2021, 11:17:05 AM [original]
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The best way to support veterans is to stop making more

Nov 11, 2021, 12:08:20 PM [original]
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I just like crunchy guitars and cool stories 😖

A person labelled "my Spotify" walking over a typewriter labelled "fantasy metal" over a chasm labelled "white supremacists"
Nov 10, 2021, 11:02:24 AM [original]
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Your average start-up is just an NFT whose "proof of work" is a Kubernetes cluster and half dozen microservices

Nov 10, 2021, 10:34:54 AM [original]
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Owning debeers by dropping a couple synthetic diamonds into a batch of "real" ones so they have to painstakingly separate them

Nov 9, 2021, 2:03:01 PM [original]
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"What's having ADHD like"

I have spent over an hour this morning hyperfixated on a small bridge over the Canadian border between Quebec and Maine

Nov 9, 2021, 11:52:42 AM [original]
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Gender is performative

Ironing a trans pride flag
Nov 8, 2021, 7:28:22 PM [original]
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beyond parody

Close The Deal: FinTech + PropTech Few fields have encountered as much disruption in the past decade as financial and property technology. Come hear from LGBTQ+ leaders in these fields who will share where both industries are headed, and what that means for the queer and trans community. TOMORROW! RSVP | FinTech & PropTech
Nov 8, 2021, 11:49:23 AM [original]
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Few things in my life led to as much mischief as learning the key bindings to type a zero-width space

Nov 3, 2021, 3:53:02 PM [original]
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I am not taking questions at this time

a political alignment chart. one axis is "based to cringe," the other access is "snackwave" to "normcore." social networks are scattered across it.
Oct 27, 2021, 8:52:54 AM [original]
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Structs are for cowards, I keep all my data in one big union, iww_t

Oct 26, 2021, 3:33:31 PM [original]
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Flurb.......

A very fluffy white and tan dog getting her neck scritched
Oct 23, 2021, 11:46:33 AM [original]
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huh

Delphi speculates: "Building an AI to answer ethical questions" - It's bad
Oct 22, 2021, 9:09:17 AM [original]
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Do you think it's been long enough that we could pitch SOAP as a new technology and people wouldn't remember

Oct 20, 2021, 2:08:28 PM [original]
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git was definitely written by someone without a developed sense of empathy

Oct 14, 2021, 11:36:41 AM [original]
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Bugs bunny in evening wear: I wish all APIs that return 200 even on failure a very don't
Oct 13, 2021, 11:55:38 AM [original]
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Isekai but instead of a fantasy world you wake up in a place that's just slightly different. Like alternate dimension Canada

Oct 12, 2021, 3:53:30 PM [original]
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Me at work, fighting back tears: yeah I don't think rewriting this in Rust is justified right now

Oct 11, 2021, 12:35:49 PM [original]
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This morning I am haunted by the time 10-year-old me rhymed "hunting" with itself

Oct 11, 2021, 9:27:44 AM [original]
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Happy international lesbian day, bi women can still be lesbians, like this one is

Oct 8, 2021, 3:37:32 PM [original]
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Don't have to document something if you decommission it

A gif of me tapping the side of my glasses in a "think about it" kinda gesture
Oct 8, 2021, 10:20:41 AM [original]
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The thing about "The City that never sleeps" that you can't really appreciate unless you've lived there is... It doesn't get dark. It's twilight all night long

Oct 8, 2021, 8:01:17 AM [original]
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Given that Google has all the data in the world and a gazillion machine learning algorithms, it's reassuring that it absolutely does not work

A screenshot of my "Local" area from Google Maps. Inexplicably, it's London, England
Oct 7, 2021, 8:29:56 AM [original]
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PyPortal more like RsPortal

Oct 5, 2021, 8:03:26 PM [original]
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Thought of the day: since leaving new york I order a lot more stuff online that I could previously have bought in person. Is that still better (ethically, environmentally) than private car journeys?

Sep 29, 2021, 10:03:56 AM [original]
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`departure - now`, not `now - departure`

Sep 23, 2021, 10:23:07 PM [original]
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I built the train that runs on xkcd.com/1196/

A trail of wooden trains from different transit systems
Sep 22, 2021, 12:55:26 PM [original]
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So hard to brew green tea consistently. Matcha gacha every time

Sep 22, 2021, 11:02:22 AM [original]
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Granting yourself permissions to do something is just sudo with extra steps

Sep 20, 2021, 3:22:25 PM [original]
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if you were a villain what philosophical concept would you be obsessed with

Sep 20, 2021, 12:14:53 PM [original]
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change.org/p/biden-or-whoever-

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Dull knives are more dangerous than sharp knives, but sharp knives you think are dull are more dangerous than dull knives you think are sharp

Sep 15, 2021, 5:42:55 PM [original]
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Today I spent some time profiling emacs and I figured out what was slowing it down so much. I figured it out and I feel like unto a god

Sep 15, 2021, 11:01:05 AM [original]
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Configuring my website to serve https on port 80 and http on 443

Sep 9, 2021, 10:56:23 AM [original]
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The marina nearby offers sailing classes :o

Sep 8, 2021, 1:50:20 PM [original]
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oh btw I moved to Washington state yesterday

Sep 8, 2021, 11:47:44 AM [original]
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This car's UI looks like Maemo from 2008

A bunch of rectangular buttons with a orange highlight colour
A bunch of hexagonal buttons, still with orange highlights
Sep 7, 2021, 9:53:09 PM [original]
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Seinfeld modern day where George uses 🥺 at work

"I'm not a bottom, Jerry! I'm not!"
"I believe you! I do! But you're sending mixed signals here!"

Sep 7, 2021, 3:39:06 AM [original]
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@neko lake shore limited actually!

Sep 5, 2021, 3:11:02 PM [original]
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Ban busses between cities with frequent train service

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> The platinum mine, located in northeastern South Africa, is called Mogalakwena. The mine's owner, Anglo American, has been looking for ways to decarbonize its operations
arstechnica.com/cars/2021/08/m

Aug 26, 2021, 8:55:25 AM [original]
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Documentation for an impossible library, slipped between the edges of the universe static.stillinbeta.com/cold-ir

Aug 25, 2021, 11:51:47 AM [original]
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however many hundred weeks into this pandemic, I have decided now is the time to learn how to knit

Aug 21, 2021, 7:21:55 PM [original]
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Having seemingly run out of illegal things to do, Amazon has moved onto the merely gauche: sending my work email recruiting spam

Aug 20, 2021, 6:35:58 AM [original]
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The place we're staying doesn't have a kettle, so we've been boiling water for tea in saucepans like animals. The hardest part is remembering not to add salt

Aug 19, 2021, 8:00:35 AM [original]
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Any tech company: *raises VC funding*
Me: oh condolences:(

Aug 18, 2021, 12:34:23 PM [original]
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the app that you use to pay for bus rides has been down since we got here and it turns out it's ransomware ripta.com/ripta-comments-on-cu

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I understand companies that use Jira overzealously because I make a Trello board every time I'm anxious

Aug 10, 2021, 9:48:00 AM [original]
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Cursed USB C idea: Ethernet cable. Two internal c to Ethernet adapters, directly wired to each other, and a USB c cable on either side

Aug 9, 2021, 2:05:36 PM [original]
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I think we should make gaming socially unacceptable again. I think gamers have it too good

Aug 8, 2021, 2:35:14 PM [original]
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Idea: reverse VC that gives you seed money, but pulls funding if your company gets too big

Aug 6, 2021, 7:45:52 AM [original]
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Which American state has the worst best city

Aug 5, 2021, 5:06:22 PM [original]
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Which American city has the worst best city

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I just finished This Is How You Lose The Timewar by @tithenai and @maxgladstone, a queer time-travel romance novella, and I absolutely adored it. app.thestorygraph.com/reviews/

Aug 5, 2021, 3:00:45 PM [original]
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Yknow hyperinflation is technically student loan relief

Aug 1, 2021, 6:54:43 PM [original]
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This video is definitely 4chan-flavoured, but it’s a fascinating infosec case study youtu.be/elqAh3GWRpA

Jul 27, 2021, 10:10:10 AM [original]
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"I think Ringo should get bonus damage against other Beatles" - @_seasparks

Jul 27, 2021, 9:58:58 AM [original]
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Tear down all the inner city freeways

Jul 12, 2021, 8:10:36 PM [original]
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are there any racing game speedruns with clutch clutch strats

Jul 4, 2021, 1:58:00 PM [original]
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golang.org/doc/go-get-install- go is such a stable and consistent language

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eom

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My primary work philosophy is around doing good work but not being very important

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...I should get a NAS

Jun 22, 2021, 3:23:08 PM [original]
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Henry David Through was chuunibyou. I am not taking questions at this time.

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Sorry to be Midwestern but I will die mad about Walker cancelling the HSR between Madison and Milwaukee

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An electronic One Direction cover band called Diode

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"I have just friend-zoned every snake in Manitoba" -@_seasparks

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you ever use a website and it's super slow and clunky and you can _hear_ the JS keynote their lead dev gave about how well architected it was

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My name is Liz, I'm a Principal software engineer with almost a decade of experience, and I am currently having a very difficult time building this Python REST API

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A case study in how important technical writers are
youtu.be/9PJAaGwcEOA

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Hey corporations, instead of making your twitter avatar a rainbow, try making your twitter header the 7+ figure cheque you wrote to a local lgbt org

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I don't know who else needs a speed metal cover of Stan Rogers' Northwest Passage, but it is very important to me and maybe it will be to you too youtu.be/XRD3vrSLPaw

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Is there a word for the melocholy of hearing a song in another language and knowing you'll never be able to fully appreciate it

May 26, 2021, 8:19:44 AM [original]
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Envelopes everywhere look the same so I always expect to see my name on them. A sort of visual deja vu

May 25, 2021, 9:35:38 AM [original]
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Are you a tech manager? Do you want to work at a company that doesn't just sell SaaS to the DOD? My employer @BuzzFeed is hiring! boards.greenhouse.io/buzzfeed/

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Had a cool idea about vampires taking the subway and I was getting excited until I realised I'd just reinvented Neverwhere

May 24, 2021, 3:24:41 PM [original]
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Cis people care more about my genitals than I do and I paid $25k for them

May 19, 2021, 11:54:02 AM [original]
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Fifth Element remake with @LilNasX as Ruby Rhod

also the movie is just about Ruby Rhod now

May 17, 2021, 7:24:37 AM [original]
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why am I capable of breaking any operating system

May 15, 2021, 10:30:48 PM [original]
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_buffs your "have cheese" stat_

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I'm gonna be a rest culture thought leader. I want to as in to taking time off as tech bros are to working

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Rich people always complain it's so hard to give away money because they're selfish idiots. What's the total outstanding balance on gofundme? Few billion? Fund that

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currently debugging why my Windows install is failing to update, apparently I can do Linux on any operating system

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Natalie: "the law of large numbers."
Me: "yes, that large numbers are illegal"

May 1, 2021, 10:27:02 AM [original]
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I never watched Jersey Shore but "The Situation" is objectively a sick name wasted

Apr 29, 2021, 12:57:06 PM [original]
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.@dhh you look like if a neural network was trained on every person named Dave in California

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If you're optimistic about all your romantic partners is that polyanna

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My second year of university I took a first level Mandarin course. It was really difficult, but I studied hard and ended up with a B-. It's the most proud of a mark I've ever been.

Basically every day this year feels like that B-.

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My second year of university I doom a first level Mandarin course. It was really difficult, but I studied hard, and ended up with a B-. It's the most proud of a mark I've ever been.

Basically every day this year feels like that B-.

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To whatever ruby testing library taught me about using throwaway transactions for tests, thank you. I use that so often

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Tired: "I am messy"
Wired: "I am a force of entropy, hastening the heat death of the universe"

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remember when eBay URLs had `.dll` in them

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Me, every time I try terraform: oh this won't be too bad
Terraform, every time: :)

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Stop making anime about high school girls as soldiers or tank commanders or whatever, we only need children's railway anime now youtu.be/kDlsXUMqMxw

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My biggest career achievement is simultaneously making my coworkers laugh while also being called "professional"

Mar 18, 2021, 1:43:48 PM [original]
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stone cold take: Who's on First is still a perfect piece of comedy

Mar 17, 2021, 5:43:49 PM [original]
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I think we should retire "if you snooze you lose."
I nap constantly and I think I do pretty well for myself

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braiding my hair so I look more like @itscaravel's harvest moon wife

Mar 10, 2021, 8:43:12 PM [original]
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If you don't think trans women are women your haircut is ugly

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Happy international women's day to my wife @itscaravel who I love more than I could say given all the words in the universe

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Capitalism causes untold misery and suffering, but also absolutely buckwild stuff like the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid, so who can say if it is good or bad, youtu.be/FEB-YG2iiYA via @YouTube

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nrn

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i have been dating my journal entries "2020" since mid January

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How much do I want a Switch port of @GenshinImpact? I currently play with an Xbox controller and my iPad plugged into the TV

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We've been in quarantine for almost a year, time to get a second wind and learn how to knit

Mar 2, 2021, 2:09:34 PM [original]
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Do zoomers know what boomers are
Some of them probably don't even have boomer grandparents

Mar 2, 2021, 9:39:29 AM [original]
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LRT: so capitalism _does_ breed innovation

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"Womxn," the Nobody of Mown and a member of Organization XIII,

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☑️ I don't want to see or be seen by drag queens

Feb 26, 2021, 8:04:05 AM [original]
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*wearing a Patagonia vest backwards* you see.. If the Soviet Union had only used Kanban..

Feb 23, 2021, 6:39:24 AM [original]
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Has anyone used Rowhammer in a speedrun yet

Feb 17, 2021, 5:19:40 PM [original]
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If your company has solutions for "what if microservices but too much" please message me

Feb 17, 2021, 2:19:31 PM [original]
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The email said they needed a strong senior backend engineer but I haven't been to a gym in years so I didn't reply

Feb 16, 2021, 12:59:21 PM [original]
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Raymond legends

Feb 14, 2021, 9:18:28 PM [original]
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completely over USB C dongles. This is the only adapter I want to hear about now etsy.com/listing/798824487/woo

Feb 12, 2021, 9:18:33 PM [original]
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[poll] what does VC stand for

Feb 12, 2021, 9:13:49 PM [original]
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Modern "AIs" are just as evil as fictional ones in terms of human misery but not even close to as sexy

Feb 10, 2021, 12:28:11 PM [original]
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Probably some of you haven't heard of Chestertons Fence. I consider it a core part of my philosophy as an engineer. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedi

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Yeah uhhhhhhhhhhh could I get some confirmation on my information on my transportation to Spadina station

Jan 31, 2021, 5:03:46 PM [original]
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Fixed a toilet today, futch levels off the charts

Jan 31, 2021, 3:54:29 PM [original]
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I want to be a nice, friendly person. But I have to be intense, forceful, and angry because the world is just so fundamentally broken

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Extremely jealous of all the hopeful people rn

Jan 20, 2021, 10:53:30 AM [original]
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You should promote people for cancelling a project, it's harder to stop a freight train than keep it moving

Jan 19, 2021, 9:58:52 AM [original]
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uwubuntu is based on debnyan

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Teslas have flash memory in them with only 3-4 years of write endurance and the whole control unit fails when that runs out 😬
arstechnica.com/cars/2021/01/t

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Every time a recruiter calls themselves a "headhunter" youtu.be/Gu6lUjRYAuU

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I received a letter address not just to my dead name (which I changed in 2012) but also my father (who passed several decades ago)

what

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I know kids these days are all about "kinks," but I'm here to talk about the original D/S: damnation and salvation from the Lord

Hi I'm your youth pastor Mark

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average age of a president is 55
Minecraft came out in 2009
if you were born in ‘89 you’d be about 20 when it came out
Around 2044 we’ll get the first minecraft president

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design docs? oh, you mean requirements fanfiction?

Jan 8, 2021, 10:03:55 PM [original]
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What are your favourite nonprofits doing work on equity in tech that aren't just Anita borg or lesbians who warcimes

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legit get surprised every time my editor highlights “gotten.” I guess it’s not a real word??

Dec 28, 2020, 8:00:04 PM [original]
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sixty-knine (knice)

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"holy s**t baby hummingbirds are so f***ing small" - @itscaravel, critically acclaimed writer

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Had a dream about a startup, Wuvern, that was just a way for ops people to shame graphs they didn't like

Dec 24, 2020, 8:29:40 AM [original]
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Genshin Impact, or, Breath of the Waifu,

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The ongoing Pornhub vs Puritans saga is one of those incredibly frustrating ones where I hate both sides

Dec 22, 2020, 7:13:29 AM [original]
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I wonder how many verified furries there are on here

Dec 20, 2020, 9:38:55 PM [original]
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Using `cut -d` instead of `sed` is the shell equivalent of granny shifting instead of double clutching

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It's winter baby, and you know what that means.. Time to drink precisely on ehot cocoa and burn my tongue

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This is so cool, basically the spiritual predecessor to thunderbolt docks
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War Pigs up there with "Born in the USA" for songs people didn't really listen to the lyrics of

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Swedish chef with hands is so cursed

Dec 10, 2020, 4:59:34 PM [original]
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Man Keighley has really checked out huh

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today's Hot Take is I think putting kids up for adoption should be less stigmatized. not everyone's gonna be a good parent!

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quitting tech to pursue my dream - a line of late 90s-internet themed aolis, starting with Rofflemayo

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whenever I make a new Sourcehut repo I imagine making unbroken eye contact with Github

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today I am trying to remember DJANGO. A technology I last used in 2010.

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Hackers stealing intellectual property related to vaccine production and distribution is praxis, all that information should be public domain

Dec 3, 2020, 9:05:10 AM [original]
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If empathy for your clients isn't the first tool you reach for as a software engineer I don't think you're a good one

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Deadnames are memetic hazards

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Wishing all Slack employees good luck writing their V2MOMs

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I like dreams about being back in Uni because I get to wake up and not be in Uni anymore

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It will never stop being funny to me that Twitter runs preroll ads on videos in sponsored posts

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Today's "but what if we monetized the rot:" a venture-backed startup for nonprofits to solicit and receive donations, literally called "Classy" 🙄😩

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"My darling wife, my beautiful spouse who I adore," - @itscaravel when I have done something Incorrect

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yard sard online

Nov 25, 2020, 4:10:00 PM [original]
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This is now a Dibbler stan account youtu.be/Ai9ZLAE5wAs

Nov 21, 2020, 7:58:42 PM [original]
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Give Luz Noceda a keyblade

Nov 20, 2020, 4:34:04 PM [original]
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_walks up to straight couple_ which of you is the emotionally repressed lesbian from a wealthy family and which of you is the bisexual golden retriever that finally breaks her walls down

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I know there's a lot of important stuff going on but I just discovered an Egyptian canal that goes _under the suez canal_ using a gigantic syphon and I think that's cool as heck

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"my brain couldn't come up with the word for a casual sexual encounter, so what I came up with was...

_cracks up_

fuckventure" - @itscaravel, my wife who I love more than anything in the world

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I taught my macropad to open shortcuts on my iPad so now I have a "youtube" key and a "spotify" key to go with my prev/pause/next and vol up/mute/down

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China, looking at the US: wow, so beautiful!
Japan, looking at the US: wow, rice

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we had a good weekend, yeah? so now we can start talking about how Biden is a racist grandpa and Harris is a cop

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Dearest computer Twitter, what skillset would you one needs to be a “full-stack engineer?”

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me: _rereads datasheets for microcontroller_
me: _reads supplemental documentation_
me:
me: _orders bodge wires_

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friendly reminder that "love your job and you'll never work a day in your life" is complete late-stage capitalist BS

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are you an intricate router sending a stream of memes and images to people in your life who will appreciate them most or are you a boomer

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Fidget cube but it's a bop-it

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ready to kick @hacktoberfest's butt github.com/useless-repo/switch

Oct 2, 2020, 12:14:50 PM [original]
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I like my women like I like my oblasts

..........autonomous

Oct 1, 2020, 3:13:02 PM [original]
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quasi-regular reminder that if we're mutuals you can follow req @stillincamera

Sep 30, 2020, 9:09:06 AM [original]
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Query: I have had terrible handwriting for my entire life. Could I ever become good at soldering

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New aesthetic: Linuxpunk

Sep 28, 2020, 9:13:49 AM [original]
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microaggress the cis

Sep 27, 2020, 2:19:14 PM [original]
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Imagine if other disciplines had the Astrology / Astronomy dichotomy

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Stealth Game but you're an LGBT creator trying to get queer representation past the Disney censors

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🎵 welcome to the jungle, we got trees and stuff

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Q: How are the French marxists doing these days?
A: eh, commie ci commie ça.

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companies will send me email like "write code that matters" and then their website is like "hyperscale middleware for enterprise deployments"

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the final boss of No Straight Roads appears to be "centrism"

this game is good, actually

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anyone else find themselves nostalgic for being a junior developer

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I hope every time @github has an outage I hope they think about the amazing SREs they lost because of a 6-figure contract with literal fascists

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if your gender reveal party starts a forest fire you basically can't be cis, right? that's absolutely a portent

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I asked @itscaravel to grab me clothes, and she grabbed my comfiest pants instead of my hottest pants, and that's why we're married

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rip to every murdered kid in harry potter except harry, apparently their parents just didn't love them enough

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Interpretation of the "Little Miss Perfect" in animatics for the Little Witch Academia and Owl House fandoms shows a generational shift in optimism and depictions of queer relationships in media. In this essay I will

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It's bisexuality awareness month! I identify as Pan But With The Bi Flag Because It's Prettier

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I was like "stop making Persona libertarian" but atlus shrugged

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help me lazyweb. Looking for word that means kind of overproduced and lacking heart, specifically to describe a piece of media

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Today I learned Tomatoes are more closely related to potatoes than tomatillos

Aug 26, 2020, 10:00:13 AM [original]
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You should not do a startup

Aug 25, 2020, 3:41:09 PM [original]
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A mod that hides all the planes, call that Microsoft Height Simulator

Aug 23, 2020, 11:37:17 AM [original]
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You know it from anime and manga, it's cicadas

Aug 21, 2020, 9:03:26 AM [original]
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not many people know this but i am actually an incredible person who is loved by many and worthy of great things, and separately from that i tend to leave my laptop unlocked around my adoring partners

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nrn

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politics, cops

Wonder how many prescriptions we could buy with what we're spending to have a cop idle in every pharmacy

Aug 20, 2020, 3:41:11 PM [original]
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Cancelled. Cancelled. Cancelled. None of you are unproblematic

Aug 19, 2020, 7:23:06 PM [original]
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Seize the means of production
Specifically the forklifts
Then drive them around really fast like Mario Kart

Aug 18, 2020, 3:21:58 PM [original]
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Discovered from @itscaravel that the latest Pokémon has “watts” as a tradable commodity and that's extremely upsetting

Aug 18, 2020, 2:13:35 PM [original]
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“We had to kick Rouge out of the polycule because she could only name two of the Dazzlings”

Aug 16, 2020, 2:42:50 PM [original]
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s/o to @cibc for closing my account without so much as an email to me

Aug 15, 2020, 10:56:32 AM [original]
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Had a dream last night I was arrested on ridiculous charges, briefly became a cause célèbre, but by the time I really needed support defending myself everyone had disappeared

I'm sure that doesn't mean anything

Aug 15, 2020, 6:07:21 AM [original]
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Amongst other, significantly worse crimes, never forget that Harris was part of Tumblr banning porn

Aug 12, 2020, 1:11:10 PM [original]
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Nationalise Mozilla

Aug 12, 2020, 11:16:15 AM [original]
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Missing those fun 2019 things
* restaurants
* air travel
* any faith in electoralism as a method for meaningful change
* beaches

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One of very few sentences I can still write in Mandarin from memory: 但是我们都是女人

Aug 11, 2020, 7:47:11 AM [original]
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Me to a front-end dev: “yeah I'm always impressed by the depth and quality of your tooling! It's all so advanced and user friendly!”
Front-end dev: “...are you ok”

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Yo there's a Confederate flag emoji 🏳️

Aug 10, 2020, 8:11:48 AM [original]
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Me, every time I see any kill la kill media:
"Hey @itscaravel I was thinking about maybe losing my way, any advice?"

Aug 9, 2020, 12:32:27 PM [original]
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my wife stole my laptop and retweeted a microsoft. I am sorry for my poor physec

Aug 7, 2020, 7:38:05 PM [original]
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nrn

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I need a “aligns with my politics better” mod for cities skylines

Aug 7, 2020, 5:01:55 PM [original]
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Emotions can be a powerful motivator, but they're also really fickle. You don't need to beat yourself up over not “feeling” the right thing

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where does "installing a new chat client to get help" fall on the developer scale of desparation

Aug 4, 2020, 6:32:09 PM [original]
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Had a dream last night about elevators that turn into people movers at basement levels to travel between buildings, and I have decided we should absolutely do that

Aug 3, 2020, 7:52:58 AM [original]
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love 2 translate the Mandarin on a meme for fun and find a racial slur

Aug 1, 2020, 8:32:24 PM [original]
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Friendly reminder that making Election Day a national holiday would just magnify inequality.

Jul 30, 2020, 11:51:07 AM [original]
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Someone at my organisation is leaving: 😣
Everyone constantly talking about “transition plans”: 😏😆

Jul 30, 2020, 7:31:07 AM [original]
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Take me down to the beastman city where God is a dog and the mayor's a kitty

Jul 29, 2020, 8:01:34 AM [original]
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A navigation company got hit with ransomware so now my watch doesn't vibrate when people text me

Jul 28, 2020, 6:07:48 PM [original]
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Feathers are just bird leaves

Jul 27, 2020, 12:57:36 PM [original]
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I think I deserve ears that express my emotions

Jul 25, 2020, 2:26:57 PM [original]
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Absolutely hilarious to me that the fascists have agreed to go with “antifa” for a name. It's like of anti-abortion people willingly called themselves “anti-choice”

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Someone should give me a keynote, I think I would nail it

Jul 23, 2020, 7:46:44 AM [original]
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Hi I'm @stillinbeta and I like meetings

Jul 22, 2020, 10:36:39 AM [original]
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nrn

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If you're saying you "broke the internet" you better be talking about BGP zero-days

Jul 17, 2020, 10:46:11 AM [original]
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When The Bad Guys try to see dissent amongst The Heroes but they just actually talk it out instead of turning on each other: The Good Stuff™️

Jul 14, 2020, 3:21:54 PM [original]
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A biography? You mean fannonfiction

Jul 12, 2020, 1:47:48 PM [original]
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My wife is making fun of me because when I was collecting state quarters my mum took me to the bank to get a roll of quarters

I think that was just efficient

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Do I know anyone who plays Elite: Dangerous

Jun 28, 2020, 12:22:54 PM [original]
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Playing with the capacitive stylus we got for voting today and realising I miss my palm pilot

Jun 23, 2020, 10:56:49 AM [original]
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Tired: internalised homophobia
Wired: externalised heterophobia

Jun 20, 2020, 10:42:37 AM [original]
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I volunteer with a local mutual aid organization for a few hours a week, and if I wasn't already radicalized this would've done it.

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Anyone have any recommendations for modern leftist texts by black authors? Everything I'm finding is either by white dudes or about a specific person/period, looking for more of an entry point

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People who belong at pride:
- All aces
- Straight trans people
- People still feeling their way out of the closet
- He/him lesbians
People who don't belong at pride:
- cops

Jun 18, 2020, 2:47:22 PM [original]
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My latest weird passion project: yooper, a library and CLI for discovering UPnP devices on your network git.sr.ht/~liz/yooper

Jun 14, 2020, 6:36:53 PM [original]
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Today's achievement: @Caviar was being fucky, so I became the caviar and just biked over

Jun 13, 2020, 4:41:15 PM [original]
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Ashes to Ashes
Dust to Dust
I am the identity function

Jun 13, 2020, 2:52:49 PM [original]
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Highlights from today's BLM protest ride:
* The random bodega passing out water bottles to riders
* All the MTA bus drivers honking in support, especially the one who changed destination board to say “I love NY”
* the round of applause and chant we gave the USPS workers we passed

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Hi @RCornegyJr, I tried to call you but your voicemail boxes are full. I live in Bed Stuy, and I'm demanding you slash $1bn from the NYPD budget _at minimum_. Our police system doesn't work, and defunding the programs that do is utterly asinine. Do not pass De Blasio's Budget!

Jun 12, 2020, 10:11:29 AM [original]
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Tired: Defund the Police
Wired: Police Austerity

Centrists love austerity

Jun 7, 2020, 4:17:59 PM [original]
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When we call for the abolition of police, the knee-jerk reaction is fear. That fear is rooted in extremely racist narratives that white supremacy has built

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Printing out fliers? Friendly infosec reminder that many colour printers are tattling on you: bbc.com/future/article/2017060

Jun 7, 2020, 6:41:40 AM [original]
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If you're celebrating pride this month but you think the “go too far,” you're a hypocrite. Stonewall was a riot, lead by queers of colour, against police brutality

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I will match any donations to any antiracism or police divestment organisation, up to $500. Just DM me a receipt.

May 29, 2020, 10:06:34 AM [original]
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caffeine: be tired faster

May 28, 2020, 10:02:35 AM [original]
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Rust's procedural macros are amazing, very powerful, and still almost impossible to debug.

May 24, 2020, 2:22:11 PM [original]
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Doom (2016) is my favourite bullet hell

May 21, 2020, 5:13:08 PM [original]
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i love my wife so much

May 20, 2020, 8:58:09 PM [original]
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During an all hands exec talked about plans for maybe theoretically having people back in the office this fall and honestly that just drove everything home for me

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Does your Rust project actually need a serializer library, or are you just trying to fit a serde peg in a round hole?

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Found my new least favourite programming phrase: ”When in doubt, simply port Go's source code, documentation, and tests.”

deno.land/std#contributing

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what's your "docker system prune" record? I think I got 50gb once

May 12, 2020, 10:08:19 AM [original]
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DOCUMENTATION:
- boring
- uninspired
- you are preparing for an audit from the IRS

LORE:
- cool
- sounds epic
- you are a tech witch, telling the story of unknown mechanica and spellcraft

May 10, 2020, 7:21:44 AM [original]
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you ever just wanna cut all your hair off with a Bowie knife

May 7, 2020, 1:32:56 PM [original]
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Go is such an elegant language play.golang.com/p/MSggqIg2ygR

May 5, 2020, 2:01:18 PM [original]
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Celebrating Cinco de Mayo as I do every day: laughing at the French

May 5, 2020, 7:36:05 AM [original]
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2016 had many bad things happen but it also gave us ssh -J so

May 4, 2020, 1:56:04 PM [original]
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Remember that time I was in InStyle

That was rad

May 4, 2020, 9:57:37 AM [original]
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what's a programming language you feel you you should know by now but have never touched

I still have never written Perl

May 3, 2020, 2:16:42 PM [original]
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“What's that from?” - millennial proverb

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just remembered watching a propaganda video in elementary school about how clearcutting is good, actually. what weird indoctrination does the rest of the country get?

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List of uncool people

99. Cryptocurrency bros
98. People who talk on the phone in coffee shops
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1. People who don't fill out the census

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The year is 2056. the entire world's economy is creating messaging products inside google. There is no war, because no-one can talk to each other

Apr 29, 2020, 11:16:07 AM [original]
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"Those are in Athens you ignorant slut" - @itscaravel@twitter.com, who allegedly loves me

Apr 29, 2020, 11:12:24 AM [original]
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Nrn

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“why are you so buff?”
“i go up to my cabin in the woods to regularly split infinitives”

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Cinnamon rolls are a kind of sushi

Apr 21, 2020, 12:52:58 PM [original]
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Phased rollouts are just a moe anime about getting Loadbalancer-senpai to slowly notice Deployment-chan

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Me as a kid: *pours two fingers of cranberry juice into a tumbler, pretends to be a hardboiled detective*
Me as an adult: *also that*

Apr 20, 2020, 11:36:08 AM [original]
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life hack: it is difficult to be sad while one is eating a marshmallow

Apr 20, 2020, 11:16:59 AM [original]
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I sometimes find myself feeling guilty for taking time off for things like mental health. A lot of people work jobs where that simply isn't an option, or don't even have work right now

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Goddamn them all
I was told
We'd free the Mako from Shinra's hold
We'd take no lives
Shed no tears
Now I'm a broken SOLDIER on a Midgar pier
The last of Barret's privateers

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Doordash is the kind of website that takes like 30 seconds to load on gigabit internet but they're probably _really_ proud of their Javascript pipeline

Apr 17, 2020, 2:32:26 PM [original]
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Talked to a high school programming class this morning, and successfully worked in a rant about labor solidarity 👻

Apr 17, 2020, 7:47:58 AM [original]
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[poll] cute/clever service names

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"nooo you can't just go out in winter without adequete clothing, you'll catch a cold! "haha body go brrrrr"

Apr 9, 2020, 10:42:46 AM [original]
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Ah, Biden, truly the Lyft of presidential candidates

Apr 8, 2020, 12:47:16 PM [original]
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BREAKING: building a Lego spaceship and flying it around while making woosh noises still great

Apr 7, 2020, 11:26:41 AM [original]
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.@_seasparks@twitter.com, @itscaravel@twitter.com and I are arguing what colour the months are

OBVIOUSLY April is yellow, these philistines think it's blue

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normally I'd send to @github@twitter.com, but that's for companies that aren't ICE collaborators.

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A reminder that we can and should build a society where the stock market going down only affects stock brokers

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IT'S BACK blueballfixed.ytmnd.com/

Apr 1, 2020, 10:17:48 AM [original]
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my feed will, as usual, be april fools-free. 's not that funny anymore y'all, especially now.

Apr 1, 2020, 10:12:21 AM [original]
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What's not being a furry like

“oh actually I don't want a tail”

Ridiculous

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[poll] would you watch me stream being bad at Destiny

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godoc.org/github.com/mediocreg

What a great pattern, I wonder if it could be applied elsewhere

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Hey friends I know everyone wants things to get “back to normal” but I really think we should aspire to more than that!

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thedailybeast.com/buzzfeed-sla I like the idea of graduated pay cuts for the greater good. If only this society had some way of taking proportional amounts of everyone's income to fund societal welfare

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Words from the Prophet, predicting the current crisis youtube.com/watch?v=HeHm-tp_E0c

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How do you look at all the restaurants starting gofundmes just to pay their employees and think "this economic system is good. there are no problems here."

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my coworkers, crying: "you can't just refer to everything as eliding"
me, a wannabe rust developer pointing at a pigeon: is this elidation

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“noon was assigned lunch at birth. Five o'clock can be trans lunch” - @_seasparks@twitter.com

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looking forward to this summer's stay-at-home-and-maintain-social-distancing bangers

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I've been to half a dozen grocery stores today and _nobody_ has tofu, if you're wondering what Brooklyn is likr

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Hey what if we just cancelled rent for March and April

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can I knock out a thousand-word design document in an hour because I write fanfiction, or am I good at writing fan-fiction because I can knock out design documents so quickly

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Can we cancel April fools day for the coronavirus

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All the mcelroys are currently on a cruise rn and I am worried

Mar 11, 2020, 1:43:38 PM [original]
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we poppin the BIGGEST bottles when the dow rallies tomorrow

Mar 10, 2020, 1:13:54 PM [original]
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Nutella has about the same texture and colour as Vegemite. I just thought that was a fun fact

Mar 9, 2020, 2:32:29 PM [original]
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bronies for bernie: medicare for everypony

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Nrn

Mar 3, 2020, 2:22:43 PM [original]
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socially liberal, operationally conservative
I support full communism but put your new feature behind a flag

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Tried out Deep Rock Galactic. The gameplay is pretty interesting, but:
Four player characters, all extremely male coded, and:
They refer to one of the (non-sapient) helper robots as “Molly” and are constantly berating “her”

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What do y'all think the over/under on Kubecon Amsterdam being cancelled is

Feb 29, 2020, 12:12:58 PM [original]
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I guess you could take “the bus”

Directions with “greyhound” in scare quotes
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Nrn

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🔥🔥🔥

Buzzfeed's Hamilton slack
Feb 27, 2020, 3:14:34 PM [original]
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Ted Cruz noo

Larry David in silhouette with the zodiac killer target on his eye
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Startup Gothic

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wonder if the FBI / NSA paid microsoft to leave encryption out of Windows 10 home edition

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Nrn

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I...

You are a pegasus in Equestria. You are trying to get Princesss Sunset Shimmer to notice you. You get off the train in ponyville and see her walking down the street with somepony. > Wait! Come back! The princess is not going to be able to outrun you. She might be faster than you, but that doesn't mean she can outpace you. You will have to wait for her if you want your revenge on the Zodiac Killer.
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tummy

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My pre-job gift to myself: a new “gaming PC,” in the form of an external GPU enclosure for my laptop!

A large black box, a white laptop, and a large monitor showing a spaceship on a desk decorated with a few knicknacks
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Touhou is the Green Bay Packers of Japanese media

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Truly the melting pot of the world

Philly Cheesesteak Bao buns
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Sonic movie... good

Feb 19, 2020, 12:09:28 PM [original]
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Maybe induced demand applies to bookshelves too

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.@Citymapper@twitter.com good

Personalise app icon Blue: not green Purple: not green 2 Yellow: not green 3 Black: really really dark green White: really really dark green Rainbow: green with friends
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twitter what should my next fanfiction be about

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I like AUs with dramatically lowered stakes, so here is a fic where Cocona and Papika from Flip Flappers try to win an intramural soccer league archiveofourown.org/works/2273

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"It's a gamer poem, _and_ it's got feet" - @_seasparks@twitter.com

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The lights in our house dim every time every time the printer turns on

Feb 13, 2020, 7:35:18 PM [original]
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I got a Valentine from @itscaravel@twitter.com

VALENTINE, YOU'RE A
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[poll] new workplace is all macs. should I:

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What if: two braids

Me in plaid and two long braids
Feb 12, 2020, 2:59:53 PM [original]
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When you are being abandoned forever because your moms don't love you

A very disappointed dog through a gap in the door
Feb 12, 2020, 12:19:44 PM [original]
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apparently I have been on this hellsite for 11 years :toot:

an ornate 11
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apparently I have been on this hellsite for 11 years :toot:

an ornate 11
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Fun fact: the modern cold virus was modelled on Konpeitō, a traditional Japanese confection

A handful of two balls of sugar with irregular bumps
A bunch of cold viruses
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skritch

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has anyone done a manga/anime about being a protagonist therapist

that's the energy I want in 2020

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This is sick as hell
youtu.be/E8yxCKP1h5I

Feb 8, 2020, 7:49:11 PM [original]
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guess what y'all

Liz to join Buzzfeed
Feb 7, 2020, 5:52:02 PM [original]
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Full offense but Dragostea Din Tea still slaps

Feb 6, 2020, 6:07:52 AM [original]
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A Tesla that connects to the trolleybus lines

Feb 5, 2020, 6:54:43 PM [original]
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This restaurant is all vegan and markets itself as good for the planet

I'm currently sitting under the patio heater

Feb 5, 2020, 6:22:40 PM [original]
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Y'all Kipo is really good

Feb 3, 2020, 7:49:49 PM [original]
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procrastinating housework, ama

ask me my top three anything
Feb 1, 2020, 12:18:33 PM [original]
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*headtilt*

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Crystal Pepsi, the original Respecting Women Juice - @_seasparks@twitter.com

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hanging out with @itscaravel@twitter.com and @_seasparks@twitter.com doing @akinator_team@twitter.com because it's 2009 again

Jan 29, 2020, 6:36:26 PM [original]
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Going private for a little bit, on account of some internet weirdos. Nothing serious to worry about tho!

Jan 29, 2020, 2:51:18 PM [original]
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Please watch Keep Your Hands Off Eizouken

Jan 29, 2020, 12:09:03 PM [original]
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finally... I can rest......

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Today's airplane is a former TWA 757

The TWA logo with the letters in trans colours
Jan 28, 2020, 2:15:29 PM [original]
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SFO 🛫 JFK

A selfie of me on an airplane
Jan 28, 2020, 2:08:10 PM [original]
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Eight years on the good stuff today

two oestrogen tablets in my hand
Jan 28, 2020, 7:04:38 AM [original]
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This is so ominous

CONDOS ARE ONLY THE BEGINNING
Jan 27, 2020, 5:53:41 PM [original]
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FUCK YOUR WHITE TEARS spray painted on a dirty sidewalk
Jan 27, 2020, 9:20:34 AM [original]
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Transphobic harassment within hours of landing. Ah, San Francisco.

Jan 26, 2020, 7:24:11 PM [original]
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s/o to the sign on that plane that said smoking is prohibited while preparing meals

I suppose _technically_ that's true but

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Today in incredibly mortifying experiences: I was returning from the airplane washroom. I notice the woman on the end of my row, and I thank her as I sit back down in my seat

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JFK 🛫 SFO

A selfie of me in a flannel shirt and braided pink hair on an airplane
Jan 26, 2020, 8:25:31 AM [original]
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A train: not going to Queens
LIRR: Not running in Brooklyn
J train: 15 minute headways
Curb: 15 minute wait
Lyft: down

I am forcibly prevented from entering JFK

Jan 26, 2020, 6:59:17 AM [original]
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S/o to the railroad museum in Revelstoke, BC which somehow scored railwaymuseum.com

Jan 25, 2020, 7:11:13 PM [original]
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New York is closer to Caracas than San Francisco

Jan 24, 2020, 7:46:05 PM [original]
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Do I know anyone in SF who wants to hang out on sunday evening?

Jan 24, 2020, 7:10:32 PM [original]
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We're Boston now I guess

A chair in the road
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If your company's "Diversity Efforts" stop at the door, if they don't translate into who you'll do business with and what your products are, they are shallow and worthless. Those external concerns will always override the internal ones eventually

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bpb

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BOS 🚃 NYP

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Jan 20, 2020, 12:03:06 PM [original]
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Snow!

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Jan 18, 2020, 8:52:23 PM [original]
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someone quietly hummed the first few bars of the My Little Pony theme from across a very loud classroom and I _immediately_ perked up because I am beyond self-parody

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I hate the Citgo sign

Jan 17, 2020, 8:20:59 AM [original]
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fire emblem hot take: byleth is cute and I love her

Jan 16, 2020, 8:11:58 AM [original]
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Surprise shout-out to finger counting in binary in this morning's Nintendo Direct 😮

Jan 16, 2020, 6:19:18 AM [original]
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To the person wearing a “FRENCH FRIES AND ITALIAN GUYS” shirt to church today: I do not agree with your decision, but I will defend your right to make it

Jan 12, 2020, 9:28:50 AM [original]
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RPG concept: Gutenberg Heavy. Has a shotgun that shoots lead type

Jan 12, 2020, 7:13:18 AM [original]
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I've stopped asking about “diversity” in interviews because the term is almost meaningless now. Instead, I ask about a company's commitment to social justice.

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when sent is not on stream, everyone should be asking "where is sent"

Jan 7, 2020, 5:38:13 PM [original]
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the holidays are over! I'm still on the job market, but I may not be for long. If you want an SRE with k8s experience and great hair for your company, you should get in touch soon!

Jan 6, 2020, 11:09:01 AM [original]
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The 2020 mood jackie-que-nothanks.tumblr.com

Jan 6, 2020, 10:15:59 AM [original]
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Frustrating to hear people talk so positively about Life is Strange 2 when I know the whole thing was voiced by scabs

Jan 6, 2020, 6:03:40 AM [original]
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I'm not saying I'm gonna, but if I've never had wine where would I start

Jan 5, 2020, 7:21:28 PM [original]
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s/o to the time my high school got shut down so a group of steel executives could keep their stock from getting diluted

Jan 5, 2020, 6:34:47 PM [original]
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Nrn

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Our gym was playing Vi Sitter I Ventrilo Og Spiller Dota this morning so 2020 is starting strong 🇸🇪

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me last night: ooh I have a cool idea for a game
me today: what the fk is a Quaternion

Jan 2, 2020, 6:19:36 PM [original]
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Just finished Outer Worlds, what an unbelievably cool game. Got its teeth in me and never let go. And the ending was really unique, in the best possible sense

Jan 1, 2020, 2:53:14 PM [original]
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I always forget about this sneaky use of .collect() play.rust-lang.org/?version=st

Dec 30, 2019, 11:32:16 AM [original]
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I miss snow

Dec 29, 2019, 12:29:01 PM [original]
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Hatsune Miku was D.B. Cooper

Dec 28, 2019, 1:40:49 PM [original]
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Tired: Christmas songs in September
Fired: the dude on this train today listing to Earth, Wind & Fire's September

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Tired: Every problem is its own binary
Wired: Have all problems implement an interface and dispatch to them: git.sr.ht/~liz/aoc19/tree/mast

Dec 27, 2019, 5:17:18 PM [original]
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NYC Facts: Cuomo controls the MTA, De Blasio controls the weather

Dec 24, 2019, 7:22:21 AM [original]
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If you find yourself with free time over the holidays, @adamgryu's A Short Hike can be played in a few hours, is beautiful and super charming! Highly recommended ashorthike.com/

Dec 21, 2019, 7:16:45 PM [original]
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Happy solstice, everyone! The days are getting longer again and there's power there, whether it's spiritual or just less SAD ☀️

Dec 21, 2019, 2:32:18 PM [original]
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Molten salt take: Nuclear power is good and we should be building as many plants as possible

Dec 21, 2019, 8:49:22 AM [original]
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In which my housemates and partners try to talk me out of confounding a start-up

Dec 20, 2019, 3:29:25 PM [original]
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Diakko is a better ship than Harry/Draco

Dec 20, 2019, 4:54:38 AM [original]
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s/o to @BlueJeansNet@twitter.activitypub.actor, who provide a native Linux app but only as an rpm (?!)

Dec 18, 2019, 11:01:47 AM [original]
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horrifying my wife with my inability to use "chuuni" correctly

Dec 16, 2019, 2:20:21 PM [original]
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Kids on this bus talking about Goku vs Naruto rap battles so basically time is a flat circle

Dec 16, 2019, 4:37:52 AM [original]
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bpb

Dec 15, 2019, 6:33:13 AM [original]
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I would never do engineering for the US government because they can't use metrics

Dec 14, 2019, 12:12:36 PM [original]
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Nrn

Dec 14, 2019, 7:18:36 AM [original]
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Every time I tail a logfile I imagine a very disappointed @lizthegrey behind me

Dec 13, 2019, 12:02:48 PM [original]
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Nrn

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Slack is advertising the "cross-team channels" feature in our house slack and I find the idea of cross-polycule channels really charming

Dec 9, 2019, 6:55:04 PM [original]
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elly.town/nrn.html

Dec 9, 2019, 5:45:08 PM [original]
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I am a true diversity hire, very few companies have talking horses as SREs

Dec 9, 2019, 4:23:12 PM [original]
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“but mom I wanna go to the *dry* outside”

A sad dog in rainy weather
Dec 9, 2019, 12:05:07 PM [original]
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Hey I don't have a job anymore and I'd like to have one again. If you have a job that you think I would be good at you should tell me!

Dec 9, 2019, 9:54:07 AM [original]
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Promare is definitely the stupidest movie I've ever cried at

Dec 8, 2019, 12:11:24 PM [original]
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what

holiday jingles have you jangled?
Dec 5, 2019, 12:24:13 PM [original]
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[ poll ] does your significant other know your passwords

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please stop doing this, it's so confusing

Los Angeles, CA Seattle, WA Vancouver, CA Portland, OR San Francisco, CA
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No matter how ugly your aunt's mcmansion is, we'll deliver to her

A gross mcmansion in the middle of nowhere
Dec 4, 2019, 1:05:31 PM [original]
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Cabled sweater season y'all

A woman with long pink hair in a cabled grey cardigan
Dec 4, 2019, 12:16:16 PM [original]
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Ferocious apex predator

Dec 4, 2019, 12:14:16 PM [original]
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Google's mission is to organize the world's information

WHAM Wegmans to bring back Flutie Flakes next week
Dec 3, 2019, 7:48:44 PM [original]
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“Lesbians don't say I love you. They say ‘your name is on my bouldering card’ and that's beautiful”

Natalie's name is on my bouldering card
Dec 2, 2019, 7:09:24 PM [original]
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Snow!!!!

A selfie of me, wearing a pink hat, with snow all around me
Dec 2, 2019, 1:44:46 PM [original]
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I have to rub coconut oil on my new tattoo and @theflurbs really enjoys the leftovers

A dog licking my hand
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🤞

Thank you for your interest in speaking at KubeCon + CloudNativeCon Europe 2020. We received your submission, titled: Cloud Native Pokemon
Dec 2, 2019, 7:28:32 AM [original]
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Getting a lot of compliments on our matching headwear

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Dec 1, 2019, 9:33:59 AM [original]
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Stegosaurus is the most heterosexual dinosaur

Nov 29, 2019, 5:44:55 PM [original]
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Happy Thanksgiving from the FFJs!

A table set with butter, a plate of biscuits, a casserole dish of shepherd's pie, and a giant single turkey leg
Myself, Natalie, Liz, and Elly seated around the set table
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Woke up this morning planning to make a pie. That got downsized to cookies, and now I'm rethinking that. Thanksgiving is hard work

Nov 28, 2019, 11:40:28 AM [original]
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Zoned out so much on the train I accidentally went to Manhattan, AMA

Nov 27, 2019, 1:13:22 PM [original]
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Wish me luck y'all

A sign reading TATTOO
Nov 27, 2019, 9:04:14 AM [original]
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“Hello? Yeah can I get a couple Bitcoin enthusiasts for Thursday?”

Total Tool rental center
Nov 27, 2019, 8:04:21 AM [original]
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First person pets

Nov 26, 2019, 7:18:19 AM [original]
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street running freight trains are cool because they'll make motorists empathise with cyclists youtube.com/watch?v=VeUbJTwYGNQ

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LMAO

A recruiter email to me, quoting a recruiter email to someone else, quoting another recruiter email to someone else...
Nov 25, 2019, 9:13:37 AM [original]
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Upload is usually faster than download but I don't think I've ever seen it this bad

81mbps down, 57 kbps up
Nov 25, 2019, 7:10:10 AM [original]
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The collection grows

Probably 50+ conference lanyards in various colours
Nov 24, 2019, 12:11:08 PM [original]
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Flurry don't like it!
Lift the doggo / Lift the doggo

A perturbed dog being held in midair by a woman with long curly blonde hair and glasses
Nov 24, 2019, 10:51:35 AM [original]
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can't wait to hit 2k twitter followers so I can delete my account and start over again

Nov 23, 2019, 9:13:37 AM [original]
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Y'all I'm so tired

Nov 22, 2019, 4:44:27 PM [original]
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The @waypoint podcast is extremely good y'all, and I'm not even really that into games. @austin_walker is a legit national treasure

Nov 22, 2019, 7:02:21 AM [original]
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"When we say walmart, the first thing that comes to mind is scale"

I guess if forcing workers onto foodstamps and brutally repressing unions counts as scaling

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The looks on all the techies faces when I say I need to catch the next bus 😁

Nov 20, 2019, 8:38:00 PM [original]
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"Welcome to the Helm 3 deep dive, also known as it's more than just Tiller being gone!"

Nov 20, 2019, 4:29:31 PM [original]
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Kubelet + rust + wasm = kubernetes service workers in the browser

Nov 20, 2019, 11:30:02 AM [original]
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Any folks wanna grab breakfast?

Nov 20, 2019, 8:11:57 AM [original]
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Time for @ehashdn @LogicalHan's cloud metrics talk!

Nov 19, 2019, 3:28:46 PM [original]
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achievement: pretty sure I just got confused for @krisnova

Nov 19, 2019, 11:58:17 AM [original]
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The hardest part of booth duty is not yelling at the people working for defense contractors 🤐

Nov 19, 2019, 10:37:25 AM [original]
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The next keynote is Azure, I should've brought some protest signs.

Nov 19, 2019, 10:08:02 AM [original]
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.@vitessio is the preferred database for radicalising white supremacists at scale

Nov 19, 2019, 9:48:26 AM [original]
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Apparently CNCF is creating the “sixth era of computing,” which sounds _extremely_ sinister

Nov 19, 2019, 9:18:28 AM [original]
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Remember when lyft suggested you fist bump your driver so it didn't look like a ride share

Nov 18, 2019, 7:41:53 PM [original]
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Downtown San Diego is like, 90% stop signs and it's wild

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There's a bunch of atheists tabling in this part and as I walked past I heard someone saying “I'm sorry if I offended you” 🙄

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I don't talk about work stuff very often, but I'm moving back into an SRE role (at my current employer) and I'm super hype

Nov 16, 2019, 12:42:15 PM [original]
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Do any americans have strong opinions on HSA + HDHP vs PPOs

Nov 14, 2019, 6:47:05 AM [original]
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Some excellent investigative reporting by this *checks notes* weed strain directory?

leafly.com/news/health/toxic-v

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This sounds Bad but I think actual earnest My LIttle Seinfeld could be good

ew.com/tv/2019/11/13/my-little

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Combination heist + tomb raiding movie where a group of activists steal artefacts from Western museums and sneak last all the deadly traps to return them

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I'm Dave Billionaire, and I'm happy to announce I'm giving all my Money to a new charity, promoting the sport of Helicopter Basketball

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New sonic trailer looks good imo

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CBD sirloin: the steaks have never been higher

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Today in Go Modules Adventures, someone pushed a github branch with a name matching an existing commit hash, and it's not going well

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Amazon sent me a physical catalog???

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We were going to ride the Palma Metro, but it stops running at 1430 on Saturdays???

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under my new tax plan everyone with a net worth over a million dollars will be taxed at 101%, they will immedaitely go into debt

I recommend getting 2-3 minimum-wage full-time jobs they think are so easy to live on

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Semi-regular reminder that I have an Instagram where I post pictures that are better than the ones I put here instagram.com/stillinbeta_/

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Barcelona status:
🚌✅
🚇✅
🚋✅
🚈✅
🚞❎
🚡🙅

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Some things are universal

Polisia Fascista graffitid on a bench
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Discord's great. I've got one server that's full of pilots and plane geeks, a development server for a cool new tiling window manager, right next to a my little pony role-playing server.

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Cool achievement of the day: somone translated a fanfic I wrote into Russian!

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sometimes recruiters email me

Your organization is actively making the world worse. You're facilitating genocide, right-wing radicalization, destroyed an entire generation of journalism, and your CEO is either too naïve to govern or too callous to care. Not only will I not work for you, I urge you to consider what you're enabling by recruiting for them.
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My usual travel set up (Chromecast connected to travel router) isn't working. We even found a store to buy a new smol router at, no dice

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huh

Tex-mex burritos
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An American company advertising “““Mexican””” food in Spain is... something

Nueva Chickadilla KFC sabe a México
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Wanting to cosplay every character you see is normal right

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Tfw you're an order of magnitude closer to a friend but it's still too far away

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JFK ✈️ BCN

Two smiling women on a plane
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if that's not a mood

Scientists baffled, what's up with the universe
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lap dog

Flurry lying in my lap
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golang bad

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Transphobia

Trans people, don't read this. It's making me feel sick.

Cis people, this is what we're facing

lgbtqnation.com/2019/10/texas-

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icymi I married @itscaravel@twitter.com

A pegasus in a wedding dress holding a deer in a wedding dress
Oct 27, 2019, 5:12:44 PM [original]
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Utena is a weird anime

Oct 26, 2019, 2:58:43 PM [original]
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_holding a dilator in front of my nose like im pinocchio_

nah I haven't got the surgery

Oct 25, 2019, 3:47:59 PM [original]
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Liz squad

Three smiling lizzes
Oct 24, 2019, 5:06:13 PM [original]
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Autumn 😍

A smiling woman with long pink hair
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Special shoutout to this 12-word fic tagged “Slow Burn”, live your truth

Oct 23, 2019, 8:16:51 PM [original]
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The two heads of state of San Marino are elected from opposition parties to government and have to share this throne, and if that's not a fan fiction premise

A loveseat-style throne
Oct 23, 2019, 6:17:02 PM [original]
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Indoctrinating @WomenWhoCodeNYC@twitter.com with my trademark pronunciation of Kubernetes

Oct 22, 2019, 6:08:37 PM [original]
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I Am Downright Amazed What I Can Destroy With Just A Hammer is a revolutionary anthem, change my mind

Oct 22, 2019, 11:34:32 AM [original]
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I don't think you get to list this as a "perk" in 2019.

1) everyone has a mac anyway and 2) I want to run Linux anyway

Apple Laptop
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@artemis
I discovered it through a Discord gatcha game and now every time it gets stuck in my head I get sad :(

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You ever just

A dog sprawled across the couch in a most awkward manner
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Canadians if you are eligible to vote in today's election please do! I know Canada is not perfect but it could be better

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Canadians please vote today! You're my second home and I want you safe and happy

Oct 21, 2019, 7:42:32 AM [original]
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more like pegatrans

Oct 20, 2019, 5:15:16 PM [original]
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Collab with @_seasparks@twitter.com: Apple Pie made with apples we picked ourselves yesterday!

A whole apple pie
Oct 20, 2019, 3:09:01 PM [original]
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We've come full circle

pumpkin spice latte pie
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a long alley of corn
a panorama of a cornmaze from an overlook
a squiggly map of a route through said maze
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Gonna pick some apples with @_seasparks@twitter.com and @itscaravel@twitter.com

A smiling Cass, Natalie, and me
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Nice cuppa to get me though the day 🤗

a metal tea ball filled with sour patch kids
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Anime is good, actually,

search results for a horse name. pictures are a mix of an anime horse girl and an actual horse
Oct 17, 2019, 7:54:25 PM [original]
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JFK METAR: BEWARE THE CUBE

A giant cube of green on the weather radar
Oct 17, 2019, 4:12:26 PM [original]
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.@lizthegrey@twitter.com brings her own captions to conferences.

Get it together conferences.

A slide deck, with closed captions below it on a projector screen
Oct 17, 2019, 1:02:19 PM [original]
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People who mostly interact with me in the tech space probably think I'm jaded, indifferent, and sarcastic. And maybe they're right

Oct 17, 2019, 11:33:25 AM [original]
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I'm excited for a multi-cloud world because when the giant companies inevitably make horrible ethical decisions, voting with your wallet will be easy(ish)

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“Not the sexiest business model” 🙄🙄🙄

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I wonder if there's a place for an ethics in tech conference. We definitely need one, but who'd pay for it?

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Goddess I miss @AlterConf@twitter.com so much 😭😭😭

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The current interviewee is bragging about working twelve hour days as if that's an asset instead of a huge liability 😬

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did you really need to have someone leave a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover on screen for a minute 😒

Oct 16, 2019, 10:47:42 AM [original]
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Shout out to and @ConradNYDtwn@twitter.com for a genuinely delicious tofu and rice dish! I was prepared for cold vegetable wraps and was happy to be wrong

Oct 16, 2019, 9:51:58 AM [original]
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Like me, Spencer Kimball also misses @heptio@twitter.com

Oct 16, 2019, 7:28:26 AM [original]
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On my way to

Cloud Gallery
Oct 16, 2019, 7:14:14 AM [original]
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To the dude wearing an Ahego track suit in the FiDi: why

Oct 16, 2019, 7:02:37 AM [original]
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Don't wear transition lenses to a wedding kids, you'll look like a chungus

A pink haired bride wearing sunglasses
Oct 15, 2019, 9:12:35 PM [original]
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A show like Drawn Together but it's just a bunch of villians getting some hecking therapy together

Oct 14, 2019, 1:51:05 PM [original]
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do any of y'all drink alcohol and plan to fly on on a D​elta flight before february

hmu, I've got a bunch of vouchers I'm never gonna use

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Me looking at y'all's posts

picrew.me/share?cd=74w7egZ1ig

A drawing of a pink hard woman looking incredulously at her phone
Oct 13, 2019, 4:42:52 PM [original]
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mlem

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“No mortifying ordeal of being known / only rewards of affection” but it's me trying to find media that entertains me without sending me through deep emotional turmoil

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mlem

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Always thought millennials would be good parents but I just walked past a five year old's birthday party stocked with only La Croix so

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“isn't Luna Lovegood an anti-vaxer” -@lizthegrey@twitter.com, for some reason

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Smart watches are good, actually

a watch showing it's @129.861 .beats
Oct 11, 2019, 7:08:05 PM [original]
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Watching a six month old video on how @WeWork@twitter.com was overvalued and it's even funnier in retrospect

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Wow Google, how are you so good at targeting stories, you've got me down to a T

the food hygiene ratings for every fish and chip shop in Swansea
Oct 10, 2019, 7:01:27 PM [original]
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Reading a fic with actual horses and constantly surprised they don't talk

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Trying to register for @KubeCon_@twitter.com and having a lot of trouble with this question

What type of developer do you identify the most with? * Data Scientist * Full Stack developer * Machine learning specialist * Mobile Developer * Web Developer
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Baby

A dog rolled over on her back
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snoot

A shallow focus shot of a dog with her nose in the center of the frame
Oct 8, 2019, 1:47:35 PM [original]
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happy , george w bush should be tried in the hague

Oct 8, 2019, 11:56:53 AM [original]
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local lesbian enjoying cardigan season on

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the only good youtube comment I've ever seen

I don't mind people displaying their Confederate flags, as long as it's the right one: the one that's all white
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what could possibly go wrong here

share cute moments! create an auto-updating pet album
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I would pay actual real money for a @zoom_us@twitter.com mode that made it act like a normal window. No thumbnail, no minimizing, no hovering over under windows. Just let my window manager do its job

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🐕 🥐

a dusty tan dog curled up on a bedspread
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✅

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Internet, help me resolve an argument with @itscaravel@twitter.com. How do you define “sweater”

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According to all known laws of Aviation, there's no way a Boeing 737 Max can fly

They hope to have it fixed next year tho

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Flu shot donut 💉🍩

a raised doughnut covered in Oreo crumbs and raspberry frosting
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when you aren't working from hom

A laptop on a stand, an external keyboard and mouse, and a smaller laptop off to the side
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When you need to be ever vigilant but you're sleepy

a dog testing her head on the windowsill while sleepily looking out the window
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An online-only burger shop called Hamburger Menu

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Sent an email to a tattoo artist 😮

Oct 2, 2019, 2:43:11 PM [original]
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Today wasn't great but I walked the dog and that was nice

a smiling selfie of me in a park
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Please play , it's so so amazing

Sep 29, 2019, 4:48:21 PM [original]
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Nintendogs Battle Royale

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Privacy experts recommend changing your birthday every few years to protect your privacy

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I was wearing a @digitalocean@twitter.com shirt yesterday and a bunch of people at the piercing parlour decided it was baby shark

A cartoon shark
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piercing

🌙👂

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Missed connection: you were sitting the next table over in a Brooklyn vegan cocktail bar. You bragged your office was 85% women. I do not know what industry you are in, but please take me with you

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Google: pours billions into AI, perfecting machine learning, heating the planet and destroying lives for The Algorithm

that algorithm: check out this album from that time you visited New York :)

2 days in New York
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Imagine being so boring the only thing you had to be proud of was being white

Sep 27, 2019, 10:29:08 AM [original]
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Got stabbed in the foot by a Kubernetes pin last night, let no-one say I do not suffer for the cause

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Gonna need to look up a waddle-through for untitled goose game

Sep 26, 2019, 6:14:08 PM [original]
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I love, dog,

A very smiley dog
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Security people be like, yeah I'm a 3b9f994e-e9c1-405c-b57b-ea71194458ed girl born and raised, went to b88d5190-cb1b-405a-81e2-68025400fd86 high and loved my dog 5535050f-9a2c-4f6b-830b-c5689f67c16a

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Sometimes Brooklyn is really nice

A selfie of me in the park at twilight
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goose game DLC ideas:
- canada goose
- mother goose fairy tales
- ryan gosling
- the guy from Top Gun
- hughes h4 hercules

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“just put any old city in there, who can tell them apart” - @VirginAtlantic@twitter.com's A350

A user interface of tiles labelled New York City. The background is a London skyscape
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New Yorkers: do you have a favourite piercer?

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Imagine having the optimism of someone choosing to have kids right now

Sep 24, 2019, 11:18:22 AM [original]
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home 💕

A very smiley dusty tan dog
Sep 23, 2019, 3:07:12 PM [original]
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Proposal: nobody over a certain income level should be allowed to fly first class

Sep 23, 2019, 5:23:22 AM [original]
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LHR 🛫 JFK

😅

A selfie of me and Natalie on an airplane
Sep 23, 2019, 5:13:00 AM [original]
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JFK 🛫 SEA

A selfie of Natalie and I on a plane
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One last tea before the flight home 🍵

Cup and saucer of black tea
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Bookshelf wallpaper is inherently depressing

Wallpaper with graphics of messy shelves of books
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This hotel room has a Minecraft toilet

A very square toilet with a cube basin
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We found train warehouse 13

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Newcastle has a Metro???

A view off a bridge at a rapid transit vehicle crossing an adjacent bridge
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I think I feel the same way about leaving Scotland that a lot of my friends feel when they leave Japan

A green field, a reservoir, and a forest
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One final UK experience: train station pasty 👍

A flaky golden hand pie
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🐑

A green field dotted with sheep
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My name is Beta and half the place names I know in the UK are from hearing Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat

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I'll be the judge of THAT

A sign on a wall of a restaurant reading Italian food, cooked the New York Way
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We're at Pride I guess

Miscellaneous pride flags, plus Scotland and Wales
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found the Firth of Forth

A view off a bridge with large mansion houses in the foreground, and a deep blue ocean dotted with sailboats in the background.
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they stole his face D:

Thomas the tank engine missing his face
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To my knowledge no-one proposed on this train but it was still a nice trip

The same green engine coupled to a train of cream and orange passenger carriages. People are milling on a platform
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Ah yes, the euro express train to New York,

A Eurostar shaped train with New York printed on the side
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I have ridden many trains but the @GlasgowSubway@twitter.com has by far the best visual identity and livery

A driver sticks his head out as an orange subway prepares to enter a tunnel
Two small orange trains, one bearing a logo of orange and grey concentric circles with an orange S in the middle
A smart card, with a bunch of white bubbles across an orange background
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Y'all this place is really pretty

Looking across a field at a herd of cows, in front of rolling hills and a row of trees
Sep 20, 2019, 10:58:25 AM [original]
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👀

A can of Irn Bru
Sep 20, 2019, 9:38:18 AM [original]
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New experience: @itscaravel@twitter.com's accent was too thick for our Scottish waiter to understand

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To the Scot flying the Saltire and a Confederate flag in the back garden: wat

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> Warm beneath a wolf “spirit hood” and matching faux fur jacket, the 31-year-old Pokémon collectible cards dealer said people, not the military base, drew him 

theguardian.com/us-news/2019/s

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We never made it to Oban, but this is a spectacular consolation prize

A panorama looking across a bay to a Scottish Fjord
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Our @ScotRail@twitter.com train has just been sitting a field for 20 minutes so basically it's like @Amtrak@twitter.com back home 😬

Sep 20, 2019, 3:13:51 AM [original]
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country mouse

a selfie of me, with a braid and a plaid shirt
Sep 20, 2019, 1:36:01 AM [original]
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My favourite thing to do on double decker busses: time lapses

Sep 19, 2019, 8:32:07 AM [original]
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The scotsquad

Amber, Natalie and I in the Scottish National Museum
Sep 19, 2019, 7:42:51 AM [original]
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Yeah it's tea time keep scrolling

a mug of deep red tea and a single biscuit on a tray
Sep 19, 2019, 7:18:40 AM [original]
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When your snake's broken

a constellation labelled SERPENS CAPUT
Sep 19, 2019, 6:06:04 AM [original]
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Hey @NtlMuseumsScot@twitter.com where's Rosalind Franklin's plaque

A short paragraph about DNA that only mentions Wilkins and Crick
Sep 19, 2019, 5:51:27 AM [original]
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Cheeky af

Nando's Peri Peri chicken
Sep 19, 2019, 5:07:30 AM [original]
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First meal in Scotland, so of course I got the (vegan) haggis

some beans, potato scones, and two discs of vegan haggis
Sep 19, 2019, 2:33:32 AM [original]
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🙆

a bunch of ancient looking ornate stone buildings, across the glass roof of a train shed
Sep 19, 2019, 1:13:51 AM [original]
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London transit status:
🚇✅
🚌✅
🚈✅
⛴️✅
🚃✅
🚊✅
🚡❎ (I am afraid of heights)

Sep 18, 2019, 1:28:15 PM [original]
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look! wife!

a selfie of me and Natalie against a blue sky
Sep 18, 2019, 11:02:23 AM [original]
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0°

a view from the top of Greenwich park, showing canary wharf's skyscrapers and downtown London in the distance
Sep 18, 2019, 10:54:39 AM [original]
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Mail Rail!

a squat green narrow gauge train heading down a slope
the interior of the mail rail tunnels, with cast iron walls and mineral stalactites
a selfie of me, cramped in a low mail rail carriage
an old mail rail station with a conveyor belt in it
Sep 18, 2019, 8:13:04 AM [original]
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This bathroom is a portal that makes you a girl

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So far in London we have had:
* Pizza and Pasta (🇮🇹)
* Pancakes (🇱🇺)
* Curry (🇯🇵/🇮🇳)
* Crepes (🇫🇷)
* Currywurst (🇩🇪)
* Curry again (🇮🇳)

Are we doing this right

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Ride in the front seat of a double-decker ✅

the view from the top of a red double-decker bus
Sep 17, 2019, 3:40:01 AM [original]
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You ever fly across an ocean just to get dinner from the place that catered your wedding

a wagamama napkin and chopsticks
Sep 16, 2019, 11:05:53 AM [original]
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Spotted a @geofftech@twitter.com at the London Transport museum, had no idea it was so star-studded

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Make sure to disable the transmit mode on your full-size GPS satellite after the boarding doors have closed

turn off transmitting equipment, with a picture of an RC car, a GPS satellite, a radio and walkie talkie
Sep 16, 2019, 7:25:09 AM [original]
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Got served a square foot of pancake in London today lads

a very large dutch-style pancake
Sep 16, 2019, 7:20:33 AM [original]
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The London Underground has microtransactions

a bunch of different prices on wifi on the underground
Sep 16, 2019, 7:00:27 AM [original]
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Someone on discord just referred to using > to quote or indent as “meme arrows” and I'm losing it

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Having just got off the plane from NYC to London, we have arrived at a pizza place

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Android phones do not have the USB drivers necessary to tether off other android phones, what the heck

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Two frazzled wives embark on agavemoon

Natalie and I on an airplane
Sep 15, 2019, 4:55:53 AM [original]
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Y'all I have a wife

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My updo for the day was apparently an infrastructure project on the scale of the Three Gorges Dam

a pile of 20+ Bobby pins
Sep 14, 2019, 5:51:32 PM [original]
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Changing out of a wedding dress feels pretty much exactly like removing awesome but uncomfortable cosplay

Sep 14, 2019, 4:39:38 PM [original]
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Just hanging out with my ex girlfriend

Natalie and I in wedding dresses
Sep 14, 2019, 11:29:14 AM [original]
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Moondancer vibes

a girl showing off pink hair with a purple stripe
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The “something new” of that bridal cliché is usually the easy part but I'm gonna end up buying earrings at CVS or something

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me: "I use emacs with vim bindings"
@caravel: "Ah, you're bisexual"

Sep 13, 2019, 9:12:20 PM [original]
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you ever think about how "iambic" is a trochee

Sep 13, 2019, 6:33:52 PM [original]
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Time for this fanfiction writer's ultimate test: her own wedding vows

Sep 13, 2019, 12:41:44 PM [original]
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blep

a dog sticking her tongue out
Sep 13, 2019, 8:42:00 AM [original]
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I am a Kubernetes professional github.com/kubernetes-sigs/clu

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Sometimes I think I should watch more of the canon I read fanfic for

Then I discover Paris dated a middle-aged professor at her university for over a YEAR and I just feel kind of sick

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battery: 68% clock: 04:19 kronk: Oh yeah. it's all coming together
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Today in utter go Nonsense: Go's new package proxy refuses to resolve packages whose version numbers don't start with "v0" or "v1"

Sep 6, 2019, 8:25:37 AM [original]
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You ever stop watching a show because you like the characters too much and are sick of Plot happening to them

Sep 6, 2019, 7:43:56 AM [original]
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🐕💤

a dog curled up in a laundry basket
Sep 6, 2019, 4:47:33 AM [original]
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@caravel keeps out-microing me in waifu bitcoin roulette

Sep 5, 2019, 4:34:10 PM [original]
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POLTEAGEIST

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⁣

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If I had a nickel for every place in Brooklyn where I could buy vegan Philly cheesesteak empanadas I'd only have 10¢, but it's still weird it's more than one

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s/o to the white dude on this train with a giant tattoo of a Chinese character meaning “respect” 🤔😑🙄

Sep 1, 2019, 2:11:38 PM [original]
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⁣

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What's hordak's network interface named?
etheria0

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That ain't no etch-a-sketch, homeskillet. This is one doodle that can't be undid

Aug 30, 2019, 9:42:19 AM [original]
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give me... the Ponk...

a package named pinkie that has been shipped from Colombia 55 days ago
Aug 28, 2019, 8:48:02 AM [original]
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👀

Your Marriage License application has been successfully submitted to the Office of the City Clerk.
Aug 27, 2019, 7:49:36 PM [original]
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A WoW classic server were we all role-play still being eggs

Aug 27, 2019, 7:08:25 PM [original]
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tired: MILF
wired: MIRKA (Mom I'd Raise Kids Alongside)

Aug 27, 2019, 6:39:36 PM [original]
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Breakfast of champions

a slice of cake in the foreground, a mug of tea in the background
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I'm ellie

Aug 26, 2019, 4:55:28 PM [original]
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🎂📆

me wearing a birthday girl ribbon. Natalie is making bunny ears
Aug 26, 2019, 4:54:23 PM [original]
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.@_seasparks@twitter.com and I made so many puns we forced @itscaravel@twitter.com to make a Discord so she could mute us

Aug 26, 2019, 4:15:21 PM [original]
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when u turn 28

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All engineers are white males and girls in tech just want to sleep with them, apparently 🙄🙄
youtu.be/t4lPs215DMM

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The Airbus rebranding is not quite complete

Aug 25, 2019, 7:31:37 PM [original]
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Wisconsin was lovely! But happy to be heading home

Natalie and I smiling on an airplane
Aug 25, 2019, 1:43:01 PM [original]
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What's up, you cool baby

me all bundled up in sunglasses on a ice skating sled
Aug 25, 2019, 8:10:27 AM [original]
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The end theme of @GentlemanJackUS@twitter.com was composed by @OHooleyandTidow@twitter.com, a wife-and-wife folk duo and sometimes media is still okay

Aug 24, 2019, 3:57:22 PM [original]
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“tell us about where you grew up, @stillinbeta@twitter.com”

Shotgun, Rifle, and a Four Wheel Drive Raffle
Aug 24, 2019, 1:38:38 PM [original]
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I'm in Northern Wisconsin and I think Byleth would like it here

a bunch of fishing slogan t-shirts
Aug 23, 2019, 12:48:42 PM [original]
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how does a "classic" set a new standard??? words mean things!!

Our Classic Room is exactly that – a classic. Setting a new standard for rail travel, our Classic Room offers a true Caledonian Sleeper experience. Available for either solo or shared use, it comes with handcrafted mattresses designed to ensure the best sleep possible.
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Ever go back to your childhood home and get dead named by an engraved stool 🤷🏻‍♀️

Aug 23, 2019, 6:51:32 AM [original]
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I found it, the worst AO3 fandom in existence

Ru Paul's Drag Race RPF
Aug 22, 2019, 6:56:37 PM [original]
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Anyway we're definitely in the Midwest

Our Favorite Recipes Lutheran High Minneapolis
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When you're visiting another fandom and they decide to come for your whole life

“It is Pega-Con!” Starfire cheerfully announces. “It is the single largest gathering of the Pretty Pretty Pegasus fans... ‘Bronies,’ that the West Coast has to offer!”
Aug 22, 2019, 7:19:15 AM [original]
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lets go to hekkin 'sconsin

me and Natalie in first class
Aug 22, 2019, 3:26:29 AM [original]
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Hubert Fire Emblem looks like if Edgar Allen Poe was an Australopithecus

Aug 21, 2019, 3:30:46 PM [original]
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Tongue: *slaps roof of mouth*
Mouth: ⟨l⟩

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UK friends, what website do you use to buy train tickets? There's... there's so many

Aug 18, 2019, 1:58:48 PM [original]
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this just reads like a shitpost

SCOTLAND IS NOW
Aug 18, 2019, 1:35:47 PM [original]
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the what now

The Exhibitionist Hotel
Aug 17, 2019, 6:32:13 PM [original]
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[shera s3] 🙁☹️😟😞

Aug 17, 2019, 4:55:19 PM [original]
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New pins from Flamecon today 🏳️‍🌈

a dapper girl pin labeled GIRLS IN SUITS
a rainbow knife with BE GAY DO CRIMES on a ribbon around it
Aug 17, 2019, 2:21:09 PM [original]
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Netflix are you JOKING

the she ra splash screen on netflix
Gal Pals
Aug 16, 2019, 3:58:28 PM [original]
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ah, 109, the weeb number,

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City-dwellers, what's your favourite train station?

This is Prospect Park station on the ⒷⓆⓈ. It's pretty, close to one of my favourite places in the city, and it's a useful transfer point

an outdoor train station with two island platforms. a block of apartments is visible above the right side
Aug 15, 2019, 2:43:21 PM [original]
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love too vendor dependencies

+21,342 -4
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Okay but how many extra hours in the ball pit did Automattic get

Aug 15, 2019, 11:14:00 AM [original]
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There should be a hallmark card for “sorry a creator you liked milkshake ducked”

Aug 14, 2019, 6:01:42 PM [original]
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Just bulk-import Tumblr into ao3 and call it a day

Aug 13, 2019, 2:55:48 PM [original]
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replying to recruiters

As a rule, I'm not interested in anything involving the word "blockchain"
Aug 13, 2019, 6:15:43 AM [original]
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.@caravel is playing Fire Emblem and I don't know much about it, but the garden gas two corpse flowers and basically nothing else which seems like a mistake???

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This is really weird right??

The Salesforce Alumni Newsletter is back One of the best parts of my job is spreading excitement about our one-of-a-kind culture, whether you're an alumnus, new hire, employee from an acquisition, or boomerang.
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gonna make all y'all jealous

A screenshot of Old Twitter
Aug 12, 2019, 10:06:47 AM [original]
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I dunno if I'd choose to quote this book in my wedding planner, personally!

I love her and that's the beginning and the end of everything f scott fitzgerald, great gatsby
Aug 10, 2019, 2:33:41 PM [original]
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What does this MEAN

be your own bride™
Aug 10, 2019, 1:43:30 PM [original]
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💕🐶

petting a very happy dog
Aug 10, 2019, 11:11:38 AM [original]
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grrrrr...

a dog looking warily at the camera
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The cool thing about the NYC subway is the stations are only passively ventilated but the carriages are actively air conditioned, which means the stations are effectively being heated all summer long

Aug 9, 2019, 3:51:44 PM [original]
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If I work on your software project I _will_ make flow diagrams

A relatively complex flow chart depicting the process for booting a machine
Aug 9, 2019, 7:21:23 AM [original]
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.@ArcadeSpiritsVN@twitter.com doesn't let you date Iris and I will never forgive them

Aug 8, 2019, 6:40:46 PM [original]
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Examining a DVR hard drive, and you can tell it's from NYC

A hex dump with RATS written randomly throughout
Aug 8, 2019, 3:19:26 PM [original]
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horse and deer

a selfie of me, a pink haired girl with braided hair, and a smiling Natalie behind me
Aug 8, 2019, 10:37:39 AM [original]
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meme

Aug 7, 2019, 2:20:27 PM [original]
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the TWA logo, with Trans Pride colours instead of red
Aug 6, 2019, 6:33:11 PM [original]
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Microservices: the "I'll try threading" of the 2010s

Aug 6, 2019, 12:22:32 PM [original]
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“...is Rob Zombie a cryptid?”

@caravel: “i don't know, maybe!”

Aug 5, 2019, 9:55:55 AM [original]
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Preferred qualifications: you already work here

preferred experience and qualifications: Exposure to JetBlue’s IT disciplines and interdependencies Exposure to JetBlue’s business units and how their needs drive IT strategy.
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please talk to me and small me all the time

a selfie of me with a stuffed plush of my ponysona on my shouldec
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One of my favourite pieces of NYC graffiti says “MILLENIALS GO HOME”

To... the 90s?

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The problem with having multiple hobbies: I got blisters from wearing heels all weekend for cosplays, and because of them I can't climb today 😫

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Today's physec achievement: a locked box we don't have the key for in our utility closet has been beeping. @lizthegrey@twitter.com was going to hire a locksmith, but I just pried it open with a screwdriver 🤷

Aug 4, 2019, 7:46:32 PM [original]
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Interface design is my passion

Aug 4, 2019, 3:41:07 PM [original]
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Princess Luna says fk nazis

ponydoodles.tumblr.com/post/18

Aug 4, 2019, 3:11:03 PM [original]
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“Anyway we can't get married there.”

“what if... we only told them one of us was trans”

Aug 4, 2019, 10:46:33 AM [original]
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Sailor Pinkie Pie 😻 @SuperWinterGirl@twitter.com

Aug 2, 2019, 10:32:17 AM [original]
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bug horse isn't impressed

Aug 2, 2019, 9:30:04 AM [original]
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Got a good view of the Orioles losing to the Jays

BIRDFIGHT

a baseball diamond as seen form a distance
Aug 1, 2019, 5:31:44 PM [original]
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me, before I got to @BronyCon@twitter.com: “wow, sucks that this is the last one”
me, after seeing CNC dakis 5 minutes into the vendor hall: “this is for the best”

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you ever just Google yourself and urbandictionary.com/define.php

Aug 1, 2019, 1:17:14 PM [original]
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NYP 🚊BAL

a smiling selfie of me and Natalie on a train
Aug 1, 2019, 12:41:56 PM [original]
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Dude next to me in Penn Station displaying some extremely refreshing cynicism about unicorn startups

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Headed to @BronyCon@twitter.com only to learn the light rail from Penn to the convention center is down AGAIN :(

Aug 1, 2019, 9:31:44 AM [original]
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got em again banksy

a church with a for sale sign
Aug 1, 2019, 8:49:03 AM [original]
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mlem

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Having a long discussion on k8s slack about the difference between writing a tool and making sure it actually works the way it needs to

you can take the girl out of SRE...

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hm

an app asking me to translate February 30th, 2012 into Mandarin
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my ride's here

a bus labelled Trans Express
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tired: MTF
wired 2F2M

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itshappening.gif

a large piece of blue fabric covered in tailor's chalk
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someone missed a dog

Liz petting and cuddling Fluffy
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It finally happened. I bought... a hot glue gun

Jul 26, 2019, 2:54:54 PM [original]
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Cops inspecting bags at Hoyt-Schermerhorn

Bunch of loser cops in a subway station
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There were uwus in the air that night
the glomps so tight
furnando

they suiting up for you and me
for :3
furnando

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polyamory is just TDMA monogamy

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roll roll

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hey lazyweb, is there anything I can pipe log files into that'll collate the log lines? Trying to find the one or two outliers amongst in the firehose is really hard

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why did you follow me

0 people · Closed
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Hainan is egg

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nervous about kissing Pinkie Pie

share the plot of your favourite game in five words
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Dog with fear of thunder :(

a nervous looking dog
Jul 22, 2019, 3:36:00 PM [original]
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Today's weird Go discovery: interface coercion is usually implicit, but in function types it isn't: play.golang.org/p/OE1QLGw6f6Q

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back on my whatever this is

DND alignment chart in plain text: can't read, librarian, galaxy brain and bimbo, futch, nerd
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pat pet

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.@TechConnectify@twitter.com referred to HDMI as “Handy Dandy Movie Interface” and I now refuse to call it anything else

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Last night I dreamed I was cosplaying Rainbow Dash at a convention but I eventually realised I'd forgotten my wig

Maybe this is the costuming version of showing up to school in your underwear

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fig A: the MTA
fig B: even more the MTA

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 and S train service is suspended because of Networking Communication failures Consider alternative travel, such as a “lettered” line or delaying your travel
the same screen, but glitched out
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My new NEXUS card has my old picture, so the my worst haircut lives on

a black and white picture of a girl with really shaggy hair
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This @brooklyn_js@twitter.com ft @ntkvby@twitter.com sampling windows 95??? Amazing

Jul 18, 2019, 4:56:56 PM [original]
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gonna short hair again one of these days

a cartoon of a young woman with pink hair and freckles, waving a trans pride flag
Jul 18, 2019, 4:39:27 PM [original]
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Pumped for Skimbleshanks memes

Jul 18, 2019, 3:08:09 PM [original]
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That's so insecure, Alexa play DESpacito

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@artemis

It's Export Grade™

Jul 17, 2019, 3:18:08 PM [original]
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Canis Domseticus Doofus

The domesticated ridiculous dog

a dog on her back making a silly face
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re: song about food

@artemis
did u eat tho

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Sneak Preview of my very professional @brooklyn_js@twitter.com talk

a rust logo, "then a miracle occurs," and the web assembly logo. The captio reads "I think you should be more explicit here in step two"
Jul 16, 2019, 7:42:27 PM [original]
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Our climbing gym played a Sex Bob-omb song so I know we chose well

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millennials be..... Sad

Jul 16, 2019, 1:10:12 PM [original]
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fun kubernetes adventures: my cluster has more or less stabilized only after I ripped all the monitoring out

A graph showing a spike then a lower trend of memory usage
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si's vous plait

A smiling woman with braided hair
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🐕💤

a sleepy looking dog next to a curtian
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A fic just introduced the phrase “PDA goblin” and I feel viciously called out

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I'm switching to a new Chinese app so if I get murdered tomorrow the owl did it

Jul 15, 2019, 7:23:12 PM [original]
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What are your weird comfort foods

a small bowl of plain white rice
Jul 15, 2019, 4:34:30 PM [original]
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Found some grape vines just... growing in Brooklyn?

a fence covered in vines with green grapes
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"go is so simple, all you need is go build" unless you need to do anything other people want to use

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10x engineer? No, sorry, I'm a _xanax_ engineer. I'm always stressed, tired, and out of it

Jul 15, 2019, 10:14:03 AM [original]
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.@Hasbro@twitter.com retire you losers

Jul 14, 2019, 7:12:59 PM [original]
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Come over in the next oh, 30 seconds if you want some homemade nachos

homemade nachos with ground beef, sour cream, and mozzarella
Jul 14, 2019, 11:02:15 AM [original]
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make u think

my watch showing a notification reading “what does mean?”
Jul 13, 2019, 6:19:34 PM [original]
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California, the Useless Lesbian capital of the US trends.google.com/trends/explo

Jul 13, 2019, 2:32:00 PM [original]
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Reading a bunch of Supercat fics rn. But I haven't seen Supergirl in years, so my brain is filling in the voices from @inkwyrmpodcast@twitter.com

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When @itscaravel@twitter.com's translating Japanese and I help with the Kanji because I'm studying Mandarin again

Collab bro??
Jul 13, 2019, 8:31:25 AM [original]
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Vacation time ⛱️

A sign for the Ocean Bay Park ferry
Jul 12, 2019, 2:02:55 PM [original]
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😒

a white label Minneapolis stuck to a Ticket to Ride board
Jul 10, 2019, 4:45:43 PM [original]
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Cryptographically random juggalo paint

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special s/o to godoc.org, which _still_ has no way to view docs for a particular version or revision of a repository

Jul 10, 2019, 2:23:40 PM [original]
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Unreasonably upset that there's a new Sour Patch Kids thing out, but it's a milkshake so I can't try it >:(

Jul 10, 2019, 10:46:41 AM [original]
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Did you know: three (🇧🇴🇯🇵🇰🇷) of the nine (🇦🇷 🇦🇺 🇧🇴 🇧🇷 🇨🇴 🇯🇵 🇳🇿 🇿🇦 🇰🇷) countries bidding to host the 2023 world cup do have not legalised gay marriage

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remember, kids: any rules which are inconsistently applied (seat belts, headlights, dress codes, you name it) are always used to prop up existing power structures

Jul 9, 2019, 8:27:15 AM [original]
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Fanfic authors who make characters who never speak in canon talk are Cowards and will not survive the winter

Jul 8, 2019, 8:02:26 PM [original]
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I am sure @SimoneGiertz@twitter.com is some kind of fae, she is amazing

Jul 8, 2019, 6:31:06 PM [original]
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pay attention to meeeee

a very fuzzy and pathetic dog, head resting on my chair and leg
Jul 8, 2019, 9:03:18 AM [original]
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Legit considering going to a hairdresser like “give me the Rapinoe”

Jul 7, 2019, 10:02:38 AM [original]
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🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸

Jul 7, 2019, 9:56:27 AM [original]
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you are owned by the richest man on the planet, but sure, pretend you're woot dot com in 2007

Twitch Sells Out
Jul 6, 2019, 10:43:23 AM [original]
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Gamer dudes be like

cup sizes a/b, c, d (misses') c/d, dd, ddd (womens')
Jul 5, 2019, 3:58:52 PM [original]
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referring to characters in fanfiction

Empty brain: character's name glowing brain: she expanding brain: the blue haired girl galaxy brain: the blunette
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The U.S. Border Patrol allows public access to the park on Saturdays and Sundays between 10:00 a.m. and 2:00 p.m. Visitors to the park must first enter Border Field State Park on Monument Road either by vehicle or, if vehicle access is closed, by foot for 1.8 miles to reach the park at Monument Mesa. Border Patrol may limit access to the number of visitors allowed in the park and and may check IDs. No item can be pas
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when it's not walkies

an extremely pathetic looking dog
Jul 4, 2019, 10:40:25 AM [original]
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.@duolingo@twitter.com has a different currencies on my phone and my desktop

Jul 3, 2019, 6:40:16 PM [original]
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dog with den

flurry hiding put under a desk
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got the spicy corporate teleconferencing takes here

The butterfly meme, with Zoom asking is <Close button> a <Minimise button>?
Jul 2, 2019, 11:21:52 AM [original]
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ruby gem names were wild

github.com/mojombo/god
github.com/thoughtbot/cocaine

Jul 1, 2019, 8:16:50 PM [original]
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My house when I go on a trip

无霜期：frost-free period
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remember when Weird Al made a song just dragging the entire country of France

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cosplay friends: do you start from premade garments, or create from whole cloth? I'm intimidated by making a dress from scratch, but I'm worried a premade dress will look cheap

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NYC has a beach that's basically all queer people. And every Pride weekend, it is absolutely full of queer people hanging out, eating overpriced food, and braving the freezing water

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I love @caravel so so so much

a smiling Natalie on a subway wearing headphones
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dog

a striaght-on shot of a very fuzzy puppy
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BACK UP BACKUP
WE WANT FREEDOM
ALL THESE RACIST ASS COPS
WE DON'T NEED EM

a bunch of cops blocking our parade
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Come to Washington Square Park in the next 30 minutrs if you want to march for trans liberation ✊

a large gathering of trans people rallying in a park
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How do gays communicate

Homo pigeon

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new york city

a restaurant called Teriyaki Burrito House
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this is homophobia

I love my fiancee Did you mean: I love my fiance
Jun 27, 2019, 9:39:52 AM [original]
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Remember when words meant things

AI-Native Products Built for Transformational Outcomes
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I'm gay propaganda

a slightly smiling woman with pink hair and glasses
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Every time I put ketchup on a hotdog I imagine myself making unbroken eye contact with the entire city of Chicago

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making an FPS in called "Due Process" in 2019 is sure a choice you could make

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why _would_ you lie about how much coal you have

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Got sick and completely spaced on the @LISAConference@twitter.com CFP 😢

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A dude stopped me _on the street_ heading to a conference, _while I was wearing headphones_, to try to get me to join his startup

So I guess NYC is just SF now????

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huh

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corporate security training (any%)

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Flurry is literally perfect

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OH NO... BEING OUTED AS GAY IS EVEN WORSE FOR YOUR REPUTATION THAN BEING OUTED AS A GEEK...
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Me: “I do”

_turns to my bride_ “It's okay if you don't yet, I don't want to pressure you”

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“finally, a use for cars” -@caravel

youtu.be/0zeBIxI7n1I

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I wanna be a reverse VC

I go to companies that I think are changing their world for the worse and just take all their money

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:>

a smiling dog being pet
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thursday morning VC looks

a girl with pink hair and a yellow hoodie in front of a busy background of computers
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Fun Android experience of the day: Trying to set up a user on my phone for work, it literally would not let me complete setup without activating Google Assistant. And since my company's device admin disabled that... I had to register a new, separate account for it.

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this seems fine

two graphs clearly showing out-of-memory killings happening
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Yeah, I support Bernie

meet Bernie! Bernie was Annie's pet Dutch rabbit. Annie chose him to be our official Rabbit of Approval representing the simplicity, care, and goodness in all of our products
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.@caravel and I watched a particularly intense Revue Starlight and after we finished it THESE WEIRDOS SHOW UP ON THE CHROMECAST

a picture of two giraffes on a TV
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s/o to @duolingo@twitter.com Mandarin Phrases I lesson one, which was so buggy I lost all my health twice 🤐

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The Brooklyn internet situation isn't rn

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New phone case get 🌙🦄

a Princess Luna phone case
Jun 10, 2019, 3:33:48 PM [original]
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somedoggy missed @elly@weirder.earth

Jun 9, 2019, 7:53:37 PM [original]
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.@Polygon@twitter.com read my stream comment on the air so basically I'm internet famous now

Jun 9, 2019, 6:55:37 PM [original]
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I've called Revue Starlight Mahou Shoujo Space Jam and @itscaravel@twitter.com is Upset

because she knows I'm right

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I love @caravel and @elly@weirder.earth so much ill cry 😭

Jun 9, 2019, 7:57:00 AM [original]
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@moa_party hey, I've noticed my sync only seems to work Twitter → Mastodon, not the other way round. Any idea what might be causing that?

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💁🏼‍♀️

ask me my top three anything
Jun 7, 2019, 3:50:44 PM [original]
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mlem

a dog licking her own snoot
Jun 7, 2019, 2:44:33 PM [original]
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MISSIPN STATUS: SICK youtu.be/ByWdhCECS_8

Jun 7, 2019, 9:41:22 AM [original]
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I say this a lot but "Dvorak Keysmash" would legit be a great nerdcore band name

Jun 5, 2019, 10:32:54 AM [original]
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I tested out of the first dozen lessons in Duolingo Mandarin so basically my four years of formal classes were worth it after all

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discord why are you like this

Attention HypeSquaders: You Can Now Supercharge Your Server with Nitro Server Boosting
Jun 4, 2019, 12:56:38 PM [original]
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Dave apple bring back the cats

Jun 3, 2019, 12:07:21 PM [original]
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dog

flurry looking very cute
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ah yes, the cloud datacenter every startup has

IBM Rockhopper II The newest Linux server in the LinuxONE family offers many of the Emperor II's capabilities – and is sized to fit any cloud data center, from a startup to an established bank.
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Pinkie Pie with a gun labelled FUCK OFF TERF
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Tired: rainbow crosswalk
Wired: just every table in the restaurant is rainbow

a table in a restaurant painted with the six colour rainbow flag
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.@caravel won't let me put a hastag on the wedding invitations for people to tweet about

It's spread the word

Jun 2, 2019, 2:44:19 PM [original]
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@oolongstains @ticky monicaoakwood.tumblr.com/post/ f yalls i

Jun 2, 2019, 10:32:31 AM [original]
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happy pride month, heterophobia isn't a thing

Jun 1, 2019, 8:27:33 PM [original]
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Discord voted for ron paul

Jun 1, 2019, 6:34:25 PM [original]
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Last picture together before @lizthegrey@twitter.com leaves for 100000 years 😢

Four smiling women and a reluctant dog on a couch
Jun 1, 2019, 3:36:19 PM [original]
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Happy Carry A Brick In Your Purse Just In Case Month

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Tethering my laptop to my phone over: Bluetooth, Wifi, USB

18 Kbps
9.4 Mbps
21 Mbps
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hey @BeTheMatch@twitter.com what's up with this???

Please enter your sex (as identified at birth)
May 30, 2019, 8:03:21 PM [original]
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sapioflexible

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cryptid

a grainy, black-and-white photo of me in sunglasses
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Cryptid

a grainy, black and white photo of me in sunglasses
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when your mastodon instance comes back online

A graph of traffic over time. It briefly dips to zero, then rockets up to a giant spike after it comes back online
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A protest sign that just says TRUTH ISN'T PITHY

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Was gonna wait until the ceremony to start wearing this but then I decided I make my own rules so now I've got a cool ring

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shoutouts to outlook web access, which inexplicably covers your email in CSS confetti whenever someone uses the words "congratulations"

A blocky confetti effect on a web page
May 28, 2019, 8:51:26 AM [original]
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Every TV showI watch

It's not that Gay
May 28, 2019, 6:39:25 AM [original]
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“Ah, see, ‘I hate this’ is ‘That's hilarious’ in Millennial”

May 27, 2019, 6:23:32 PM [original]
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Fanfic is just regular fiction with more namespace collisions

May 24, 2019, 8:30:59 PM [original]
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New York is hot already 😓🏃🏻‍♀️

a picture of me post workout. a caption says I ran 1.9 miles
May 24, 2019, 12:51:32 PM [original]
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Pat pet @elly@weirder.earth

Elly petting Flurry
May 23, 2019, 8:05:37 PM [original]
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Only feed your Beta kibble designed specifically for her

a bowl of sour patch kids cereal
May 23, 2019, 7:22:25 PM [original]
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cool story, brony

May 23, 2019, 2:30:11 PM [original]
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love too have csuites explain why communism can't work to me

May 23, 2019, 8:51:36 AM [original]
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implicit implementation of interfaces is bad, actually

love too guess what code depends on mine by just blindly searching for method names

May 22, 2019, 11:15:43 AM [original]
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I give good advice

Beta, server grandmaToday at 15:47 evidence suggests doing them when you're younger can lead to scizophrenia and other unpleasant things the only drug kids should do is inhaling an entire rail of pixie stick and then doing trampoline backflips for fourty-five minutes straight
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When you've been Rust and using Cargo for three months, and now people are talking about the Go module system

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airport standby looks

me sitting in an airport, floofy pink hair cascading down my shoulders
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Had a dream last night that I hailed a cab for Nick Cage. I explained Kubernetes to him and he gave me a $1200 bill

May 19, 2019, 3:14:31 PM [original]
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If you're done taking pictures, can I *please* get back to studying

me dressed as Moondancer from My Little Pony
May 18, 2019, 3:18:03 PM [original]
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On my way to kidnap you, replace you, and steal your girl

me dressed as Queen Chrysalis from My Little Pony
May 18, 2019, 3:16:10 PM [original]
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Surprise: not practicing for years has not made me better at makeup

May 18, 2019, 10:16:25 AM [original]
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ah, hotel wifi

a traceroute showing 40% packet loss to he.net
May 17, 2019, 8:14:55 PM [original]
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Someone asked to take a picture of my cosplay so my day is basically made

May 17, 2019, 7:08:23 PM [original]
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People obsessed with Canada are Ehaboos

May 17, 2019, 6:47:58 PM [original]
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Why does this My Little Pony convention need $@%&ing SWAT cosplayers

May 17, 2019, 5:31:59 PM [original]
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I have made a smol @kubecuddle@twitter.com

A very smol hand stitched pony
May 17, 2019, 4:48:21 PM [original]
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.@caravel and I are spending this flight reading fanfiction, pausing occasionally to show each other particularly cute passages

I love her so much

May 16, 2019, 9:31:57 AM [original]
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On our way to s̶t̶e̶a̶l̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶m̶a̶r̶e̶ Everfree Northwest

two smiling women on an airplane
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Last-minute cosplay tier: buying makeup at the airport

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“I'll just solder this wing,” she says, the night before she flies out to the convention,

wires surrounded by little unattached beads of solder
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Octavia “Doc Oc” Melody

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mr ratburn... welcome to the #​resistance

May 13, 2019, 5:24:58 PM [original]
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There is a #​Teen in this discord channel who's really upset about some stuff, but his avvy is Ruby so I'm just imagining high-pitched ruby tantrums

May 13, 2019, 2:34:09 PM [original]
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tired: raw edge applique
wired: frayed edge applique

May 12, 2019, 7:31:36 PM [original]
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Today I learned the scuffy dude on Canadian Tire money is named Sandy McTire

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian

A canadian tire $0.05 note, depicting a jolly scottish man in a tam
May 12, 2019, 10:22:14 AM [original]
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My new hobby: looking over go programmers shoulders and asking how they find ALGOL

May 11, 2019, 7:30:51 AM [original]
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discord demonstrates poe's law

WELCOME TO THE HYPESQUAD!!! The House of Brilliance thanks you for joining our efforts to protect the land and maintain the legacy of Urdim. Your execution of strategies is that of a master tactician and without your calculated approach to any conflicts that comes your way, we would be much closer to descending into chaos. ANYWAYS, now that you're part of the ever-growing House of Brilliance, not only will you rece
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My fiancee @caravel loves and supports me

If you knew bata irl you would not think she was cool
May 10, 2019, 8:00:24 PM [original]
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@deblasio

it's time to stop running for president
May 9, 2019, 1:24:57 PM [original]
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nice day today

the author sitting in a park, surrounded by greenery.
May 8, 2019, 2:39:47 PM [original]
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Force multiplier unlock: someone wanted me to teach them Kubernetes internals and I got to point them at my SRECon tutorial

May 8, 2019, 10:19:01 AM [original]
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[extremely last week of Recurse voice] I am a data scientist

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May 7, 2019, 4:15:35 PM [original]
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I admit I don't know that much about phones, but the specs on the new Pixel 3a look pretty much the same as the specs on my original Pixel?? gsmarena.com/compare.php3?idPh

Type AMOLED capacitive touchscreen, 16M colors OLED capacitive touchscreen, 16M colors Size 5.0 inches, 68.9 cm2 (~69.0% screen-to-body ratio) 5.6 inches, 79.6 cm2 (~75.0% screen-to-body ratio) Resolution 1080 x 1920 pixels, 16:9 ratio (~441 ppi density) 1080 x 2220 pixels, 18.5:9 ratio (~441 ppi density) Protection Corning Gorilla Glass 4 Asahi Dragontrail Glass
May 7, 2019, 1:20:13 PM [original]
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the wild thing about questionable content is that it's been going for years and Faye still hasn't managed to trick someone into eating her food, trapping them forever in her realm

May 6, 2019, 7:19:52 PM [original]
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VC strats

a webcam mounted on the handle of a sewing machine
May 6, 2019, 10:59:54 AM [original]
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conspiracy theory: the new slack logo is so they don't have to rebrand when google acquires them

the current Slack logo, a pinwheel design in blue, green, yellow, and red
the google podcasts logo, a bunch of lines in blue, red, yellow, and green
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😖

a badly sunburned Beta
May 5, 2019, 8:52:32 AM [original]
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I would die for Peni Parker

May 4, 2019, 8:02:19 PM [original]
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Halfway 😅

time: 4:26:19 distance: 15.0 miles
May 4, 2019, 9:25:11 AM [original]
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I say this a lot but the cis are _wild_

gender reveal buttons that say TEAM BOY and TEAM GIRL
May 3, 2019, 12:40:52 PM [original]
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shadow the hedgehog doesn't do the dishes

May 3, 2019, 10:21:56 AM [original]
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I made a web frontend for my z80 emulator! zeerust.stillinbeta.com/

May 3, 2019, 9:07:45 AM [original]
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omaha is in montana

wake up sheeple

May 3, 2019, 8:49:26 AM [original]
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“Danny is described as a "sentient, genderqueer, teleporting street" who is on the run from the Bureau of Normalcy.”

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danny_th

May 2, 2019, 8:04:07 PM [original]
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Lighting like this makes me miss my DSLR

a very misty, foggy street lit by street lights and distant stoplights
May 1, 2019, 7:49:06 PM [original]
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tfw you're poly and can ostensibly go on dates with whoever you want but you love @caravel so much you just wanna go home and cuddle her

May 1, 2019, 11:35:22 AM [original]
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s/o to the dude on this train singing along to *NSYNC, keep doing you

Apr 29, 2019, 6:51:49 AM [original]
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Title: Can you use embroidery thread in a sewing machine? answer by: Evan Goodman, Certified Gym-Kata/Bloodsport Instructor at Crazy Evan’s Gym-Kata Dojo/notary Public Answer: Hell yeah bro! Machine embroidery thread is great for decorative stitching! It behaves a little differently than sewing thread, and rayon embroidery thread is substantialially weaker in tensile strength and more likely to fray compared to polye
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Futch looks with bonus @BitBangr

a girl with pink hair in a plaid green top and a white Cami, being photo bombed by a tall lady in a grey cardigan
Apr 28, 2019, 9:59:09 AM [original]
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I HATE THIS???

LGR - Using a Floppy Disk Drive on a Smartphone

youtu.be/iT1l8Dcjb1Y

Apr 27, 2019, 7:13:46 PM [original]
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This is my first magic event and I wasn't prepared for the psychic toll of wiping the floor with grade schoolers

Apr 27, 2019, 3:03:41 PM [original]
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A TCG where the actual cards don't matter, but the colour and brand of the sleeves determines play

Apr 27, 2019, 1:26:49 PM [original]
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j'ai un chapeau

me, wearing a very silly pink unicorn hat
Apr 26, 2019, 8:29:53 AM [original]
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:>

a very smiley Samoyed mix
Apr 24, 2019, 8:09:57 PM [original]
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telnet stillinbeta.com 30434

Apr 23, 2019, 3:20:46 PM [original]
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🤳🕧

a smiling girl with pink and blue hair
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🐕

A smiling fluffy tan dog in a park
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Remember when you could ask Google Assistant what an image on an idling Chromecast was

I ask Google Assistant what's on my Chromecast, and it just shows me my alarms
Apr 20, 2019, 10:37:19 AM [original]
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I love transition lenses but they do make selfies difficult

a girl taking a selfie on a street. her glasses are completely opaque glass
Apr 16, 2019, 8:06:11 AM [original]
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Ah, that's her secret

a search for Victoria airport, showing some results from Victoria's Secret in NYC
Apr 15, 2019, 4:40:18 PM [original]
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CFP submitted 🤞

Apr 15, 2019, 1:41:17 PM [original]
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what if we kissed... in the borrow checker
Apr 13, 2019, 7:22:01 PM [original]
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How do I tell the Algorithm I want to see cute gay haircuts, not short haircuts that make me look like a boomer who wants to see a manager

Apparently they are both called “pixie cuts”

Apr 13, 2019, 1:27:04 PM [original]
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We put our winter coats into storage today, so if it gets cold again it's our fault, sorry!

Apr 13, 2019, 12:11:01 PM [original]
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gettin' that pixie cut urge again

Apr 13, 2019, 6:55:52 AM [original]
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take a look at my metric / it's the only one I got /
not much of a metric / i never seem to get a lot

a chart showing free memory on my cluster
Apr 12, 2019, 9:26:39 AM [original]
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s/o to Digitial Ocean's k8s nodes, which have $EDITOR set to joe

Apr 12, 2019, 9:18:41 AM [original]
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I am a lot of Recursers' first introduction to Kubernetes, which means I get to tell them how to pronounce it 😊

Apr 11, 2019, 3:41:31 PM [original]
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Putt-Putt®️ Cheats on His Emissions Test

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girls

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🐕👖

a dog laying on a discarded pair of jeans
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im art

a picture of Beta doing art
Apr 9, 2019, 1:52:52 PM [original]
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Boku Naruto Academia

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a heptagon labelled "pentagon"
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:>

A very excited smiling dog
Apr 7, 2019, 9:47:29 AM [original]
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OH, leaving the train station
Person 1: “Is the subway in Toronto good?”
Person 2: “No.”

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💤

me sleeping on top of a ferry sleepy looking dog
Apr 7, 2019, 6:36:13 AM [original]
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discourage minorities from applying to your job with one easy sentence

You'll focused on customers in New York but must be willing to travel to customer sites located anywhere in the USA.
Apr 6, 2019, 5:11:11 PM [original]
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I am trying to sign up for COBRA and

Our site is temporarily unavailable due to planned maintenance. We will be back up soon, we apologize for any inconvenience.
Apr 6, 2019, 5:06:39 PM [original]
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I made a new website
stillinbeta.com

Apr 6, 2019, 11:17:16 AM [original]
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😳😊

an enormous plate of French toast, stuffed with pecan pie filling and covered in whipped creme and powdered sugar
Apr 6, 2019, 5:57:49 AM [original]
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Hrmmm, Gmail, I'm trying to read this book but I'm dummy thicc

the Google no new email page, featuring a very tubular-shaped woman
Apr 5, 2019, 2:07:18 PM [original]
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Goodnight, sweet prince

inbox app is no longer available
Apr 4, 2019, 7:26:16 AM [original]
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The Georgia O'Keeffe of latte art

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yaml is hell github.com/stillinbeta/leckie/

Apr 2, 2019, 7:21:55 AM [original]
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Those sure are two things

Find your new favourite .rip domain for digital memorial pages and Halloween enthusiasts
Apr 1, 2019, 5:52:07 PM [original]
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Got my ticket 👌 ❤️

Apr 1, 2019, 3:04:42 PM [original]
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that's a pretty deep question Google

a picture of me post-transition and a picture of me pre-transition. Google is asking me "Same or Different Person?"
Apr 1, 2019, 11:09:01 AM [original]
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An XKCD comic about a girl who walks passed someone's house reading by flashlight. They finally ask her what she's reading, and the text has been altered to say "Go In Practice! It's my favourite programming language!" "Wait, you like it more than Haskell, Lisp, Rust, OR Python? Yeah! (he goes back inside) "And to think I loved her"
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Orb Security Settings Allow Uncertified Orbs
Mar 31, 2019, 7:09:30 PM [original]
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Repositories: 69
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Some good slides in this talk

the what are birds meme with the bird replaced with a kubernetes logo
a cloud labelled a wizard did it and certified kubernetes
a badly Photoshopped cake box labeled kubeadm brand kuberenetes
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Everyone talks about machine learning like it's the future but Google Books' “AI” can't even figure out I'm gay

People who pass me on the street and never interact with know I'm gay

a collection of tediously heterosexual book covers
Mar 26, 2019, 8:27:49 PM [original]
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If you missed my talk, Postgres! Plays! Pokemon!, the recording is now live! youtu.be/OJ-6UsYYe_Y

Mar 25, 2019, 2:00:58 PM [original]
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Currently setting up CI for an all-markdown repo because I'm extra

Mar 23, 2019, 1:08:02 PM [original]
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Gmail constantly reminding me to switch from inbox

Mar 23, 2019, 11:07:27 AM [original]
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I am pretty sure every time I've tried to use Snap packages instead of apt packages it's messed up in some completely bizarre and opaque way

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I know it's their job basically but Google has my _number_

a number of news stories: BART Linux My Little Pony Linux British Politics
Mar 21, 2019, 8:59:07 AM [original]
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me: *walks past child on bus*
Child, immediately to parent: “I wanna dye my hair!”

Mar 20, 2019, 1:01:14 PM [original]
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da ba dee da ba dye

a picture of me with pink hair and a freshly dyed vivid blue streak
Mar 20, 2019, 7:53:34 AM [original]
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no thank you

a sign saying LET US CHANGE YOUR SKIN
Mar 18, 2019, 8:16:35 AM [original]
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gayhorse.club is back up! It... turned out I ran out of disk space 😰

Mar 16, 2019, 2:28:33 PM [original]
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what if the CPU runs out of hands?
Mar 10, 2019, 12:25:02 PM [original]
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not to be a horse or anything but I would devour a sugar cube rn

Mar 9, 2019, 3:56:10 PM [original]
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c:

A dog with a huge grin on her face
Mar 6, 2019, 4:37:46 PM [original]
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I found the Rust version of hackage.haskell.org/package/gh:
doc.rust-lang.org/std/primitiv

Mar 6, 2019, 7:39:10 AM [original]
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There's an ad for the RBG book in the subway that someone wrote RIP on and my heart stopped beating for several seconds

(She is fine)

Mar 5, 2019, 1:15:11 PM [original]
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When you need the Destiny lore

Add Travelers: What is a traveller?
Mar 3, 2019, 3:15:45 PM [original]
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Can't wait for 2025 when the hot new Hollywood trend is gay remakes of mid-2000s romcoms

Mar 1, 2019, 9:48:40 AM [original]
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She do a snif
She take a doze
But most importantly she lik the nose

Feb 26, 2019, 4:56:05 PM [original]
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I am very happy to be headed home, and I will be even happier when I am asleep

a very tired looking beta on a plane
Feb 24, 2019, 10:26:47 PM [original]
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Thanks for coming to (or watching) my talk! The slides are at slideshare.net/ElizabethFrost4 and the code is at github.com/stillinbeta/Postgre

Feb 24, 2019, 2:27:59 PM [original]
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Hey psst! I'm giving a talk at tommorrow, and it'll be livestreamed! My talk is at 14:10 PST, but you should watch all of them, they're awesome!

bangbangcon.com/west/

A monochrome slide titled Postgres! Plays! Pokemon!
Feb 23, 2019, 8:32:02 PM [original]
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Fido's Dog Training: Come for the obedience classes, Stay! Staaaaaaay... Good Girl!

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Contributing to small open source repos is just the best. The owners are thrilled to recieve interest, and you get the changes you need upstream quickly

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Headed to Santa Cruz for !!west!

a tired but smiling girl on an airplane. her hair is pink with a long blue streak
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A lot of y'all will never know how awesome it is to help your fiancee get dressed for a date with your wife* and how cute they are together and that's a shame tbh

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cuddl

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And that's the news from Lake Web Design

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Okay okay hear me out
All-women Matrix remake
Ellen Page as Neo
Beyonce as Morpheus
Lucy Liu as Trinity
Charlize Theron as Agent Smith
Lupita Nyong'o as Link

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Messed up that there's a million songs about love but only one about how Breakfast at Tiffany's is a halfway decent movie

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.@caravel found me a gay Valentine's card 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

to the woman I love I love that you're my happy when I'm feeling down or blue I love that you're my helpful when there's an much to do
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Did you know Robert Frost's Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening is public domain now? There is nothing that can stop me from making derivative works about gay horses. fimfiction.net/story/432003/st

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When you're trying to sleep but your moms won't stop taking selfies

a very sideways sleepy dog laying on and bring pet by two smiling women
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@elly@weirder.earth
yes

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Just referred to an actual real book as a “fic” because I am a gay disaster

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:v

a very, very smiley flurry, who is a very fluffy tan dog
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@datastains@snouts.online
Good luck, it's gonna go great!!!

Feb 9, 2019, 3:33:09 PM [original]
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Most important part of a new computer: theming

a laptop booting up with a Steven universe background
Feb 6, 2019, 6:19:01 PM [original]
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good to be home

me petting a sleepy fuzzy dog
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vaarwel europa / au revoir europe / goodbye europe

(see you soon, home)

two tired but smiling women on an airplane
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The doors on the Paris metro open a solid 2-3 seconds before the train stops 😬

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Strangest street harassment: A well-dressed man walked up to me, and after I explained I didn't speak French he said he was looking for love and that he thought I would look beautiful in a wedding dress.

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tour des gares parisiennes pt 1: Gare Saint Lazare

a European classic Façade labelled Gare Saint Lazare
a long train platform with two trains waiting for passengers
a Métro station with head height platform doors
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Everyone says Parisians are rude but this pharmacist and I both managed to muddle our way through each other's languages to figure out what French Tums are and she was super nice

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Parisians have a cute fursona

a anthropomorphic rabbit caught in metro doors
the same rabbit with their hand caught in a door
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Rooibos is very good and more places should have it

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My strategy with foreign countries so far is to act as quiet and soft-spoken as possible to try and counter American stereotypes and it seems like it works okay

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Francosphere kissing

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c'est mon train

a train destination display labelled 6 ELISABETH
Feb 3, 2019, 1:41:46 AM [original]
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Somehow though all this jetlag, my body has settled on a “2300-0100” and “0500-1000” schedule and honestly I'm not that into it

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Y'ALL

This hotel safe has an outlet so you can charge your laptop while it's locked up

THIS IS AMAZING

a hotel safe with a power socket in the door. a laptop power cable is plugged into it, and a laptop rests inside propped up on a Switch case.
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food, belgium

🇧🇪🥞

apple crepes covered in powdered sugar and blueberry compote
Feb 2, 2019, 10:58:42 AM [original]
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this hotel's DNS servers block youtube.

shame if someone was to... bring their own router and set their own DNS server

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"no, one bed is fine. I'm sure." - lesbian proverb

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Amsterdam is not subtle

a giant pile of fries covered in sauces and veggies on a paper that says VEGAN JUNK FOOD BAR
Feb 1, 2019, 11:37:36 AM [original]
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vaarwel Amsterdam, Bonjour Bruxelles!

@caravel and I on a plushy French train
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s/o to Amsterdam for having pop-up urinals in the middle of the street but charging money for an actual washroom

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food

Extreme Nattle-hurting juice

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food

Homf

a long rolled up pancake covered in chocolate sauce
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Amsterdam so far: @caravel and I saying Dutch place names and cracking up

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JFK 🛫 AMS with @caravel 💖

two very tired women on an aircraft
Jan 30, 2019, 5:46:49 PM [original]
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When your craving Chinese but like, the kind of Americanised Chinese you'd get from a sketchy food truck parked on St George at 1am

Jan 29, 2019, 4:41:55 PM [original]
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Seven years on the miracle drug 👩‍⚕️

two oestrogen pills resting on the oestrogen molecule tattoo on my arm
Jan 28, 2019, 6:39:22 AM [original]
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capitalism is wild

BRANDLESS (tm)
Jan 27, 2019, 4:53:30 PM [original]
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I send a calendar invite. @caravel looks at me.

"You scheduled a tax appointment on Valentines day?"

Jan 27, 2019, 3:14:13 PM [original]
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web forms are my passion

a field with one radio button labelled "make it spicy." there is only one option and the field is required
Jan 27, 2019, 2:52:18 PM [original]
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I added GRPC to a GB emulator

A command prompt showing a list of pokemon
Jan 26, 2019, 2:55:57 PM [original]
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Fake throwing a ball for Flurry, not to be mean but because the ball actually is in the middle of the floor over there but she can't find it

Jan 24, 2019, 5:26:20 PM [original]
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World-Class Subway System

a subway wall covered black corrosion and water stains. the red safety markers are completely obscured
Jan 24, 2019, 3:09:59 PM [original]
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this is dog

A backlit dog, looking forlornly to the side
Jan 21, 2019, 11:01:41 AM [original]
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I choose to believe the hbomberguy fundraiser is the tone for 2019. Rad people doing amazing things in spite of garbage people

Jan 20, 2019, 12:28:40 PM [original]
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If you were buying a Linux laptop today, what would you get?

Jan 19, 2019, 11:27:49 AM [original]
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Very excited to be headed home

a tired but smiling girl with pink hair, leaning against the window of an airplane
Jan 17, 2019, 4:23:12 PM [original]
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I don't always take Lyft, but when I do I set the pickup point in front of an Uber office

Jan 17, 2019, 2:09:54 PM [original]
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If you're talking about software being sexy you'd better mean Hatsune Miku

Jan 17, 2019, 10:04:09 AM [original]
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If you change the lyrics of Code Monkey to be about a girl, the line “Code Monkey not thinking so straight”is 10000% better. Thank you for coming to my TED talk

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“The Mandarin word for crisis is two characters. One for Danger, and one for opportunity”

Politifact says: mostly false

definition of crisis:危机。 危 means dangerous, 机 means machine or moment
Jan 14, 2019, 3:44:23 PM [original]
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Our new corporate overlords have unironically given us temporary tattoos of the company values???

a VMWare branded temporary tattoo
Jan 14, 2019, 9:54:15 AM [original]
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When I first bought this charger for travelling I figured it'd be overkill 😅

a five port USB charger with all ports occupied
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2009 / 2019

A weird maybe-boy looking to the side. They have long blonde hair and are wearing a beret.
a smiling pink-haired girl on an airplane. She is wearing glasses.
Jan 13, 2019, 9:31:28 PM [original]
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Ah, San Francisco 🙄

NO PED CROSSING / USE CROSSWALK
Jan 13, 2019, 2:55:33 PM [original]
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JFK 🛫 SFO

a smiling pink haired woman in first class on a plane
Jan 13, 2019, 6:03:10 AM [original]
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I don't think I understood why you'd want to go in person to GDQ until this run 🤩 this is incredible

Jan 12, 2019, 8:16:37 PM [original]
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Deconstructed peanut butter cup

a small dish filled with peanut butter chips and chocolate chips.
Jan 12, 2019, 5:14:33 PM [original]
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🐎🦌🚃

two smiling women on a train
Jan 12, 2019, 1:41:31 PM [original]
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MBMBAM is just our generation's Car Talk

Jan 12, 2019, 12:24:22 PM [original]
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I was really skeptical of the Lush/Undertale partnership but Soaps and Dreams is a complete banger

Jan 11, 2019, 10:53:48 AM [original]
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free disassociation

Jan 11, 2019, 6:41:04 AM [original]
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🐕💤

a very sleepy puppy resting her head on the couch. a hand is petting her head
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ORRRRRB

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Getting acquired so far: All the fun of setting up new email accounts and HR systems with all the opportunity of keeping your current job

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callout post

Dial 9 for an outside line

Jan 8, 2019, 6:53:12 AM [original]
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👌

github code change showing 22 lines added, 161 lines removed
Jan 7, 2019, 10:39:52 AM [original]
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it has been zero (0) days since I spouted Marxism in company slack

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:V

a fluffy dog with her mouth open
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We gave Flurry a shower and she was: upset

Jan 1, 2019, 2:25:16 PM [original]
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I never get to have normal programming problems stackoverflow.com/questions/53

Dec 30, 2018, 7:08:22 PM [original]
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<Forest Patrol rolls up>
Crap, it's the Copse!

Dec 30, 2018, 10:23:59 AM [original]
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@bizbot can I get a new job

Dec 30, 2018, 6:14:15 AM [original]
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there's an inkling creator :o mebuika.kenkenpa.net/ikamaker.

an inkling with pink tentacles, pink eyes, and glasses
Dec 26, 2018, 3:51:21 PM [original]
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pupy

a sleepy fluffy dog on a couch
Dec 24, 2018, 5:33:03 PM [original]
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Tofu curry katsu (collab with @caravel)

cubes of tofu covered in golden bread crumbs
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@datastains@snouts.online
👀

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This Inkling is a lesbian and I will not hear otherwise

the victory pose for a Squidling in a button down shirt and smart glasses
Dec 22, 2018, 12:44:58 PM [original]
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consume tiny flesh rings

Cheerios, with a price sticker labelled “meat”
Dec 22, 2018, 8:52:13 AM [original]
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@caravel described my outfit today as “A skater girl who says she's from Toronto but is actually from Ajax” and I'm still reeling from that

Dec 21, 2018, 9:01:18 AM [original]
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Please watch Neo Yokio: Pink Christmas

Dec 20, 2018, 7:37:16 PM [original]
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NYP 🚄 PHL

me and Natalie smiling at the camera on a train
Dec 20, 2018, 12:49:47 PM [original]
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Amtrak time

Amtrak car number 6969
Dec 20, 2018, 12:11:35 PM [original]
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Never don't be dunking this complete dingus theconcourse.deadspin.com/visi

Dec 19, 2018, 4:12:25 PM [original]
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Dogs are very dignified animals

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OH: “I don't want to see or be seen by Diddy Kong”

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@elly@weirder.earth
Psst! Most clients let you add alt text directly to an image!

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Who else does this 🙋

a bunch of coloured sweet tarts arranged in a bar chart by colour
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me, tired, asking @caravel how to reheat garlic bread: "How long do I put the toasty friend in the hot box"

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lik the @elly@weirder.earth

Dec 16, 2018, 10:23:57 AM [original]
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sending some mixed messages Inbox

Help improve Inbox: Take a survey
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but what if we monetised the rot

How does Rally work? Rely on the wisdom of the crowd to create demand-based routes Route cities together to confirm viable trips (at most, there will be 3 cities along a route). Our system is constantly reviewing potential routes to get as many people confirmed as possible. Reward: early birds get the best prices. Share your referral code with others to earn credits toward future ride! Redeem your Rally Rewards fr
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good to be home ❤️

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Happy to be headed home to @elly@weirder.earth!

me and Caravel smiling in our seats on an airplane
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Come to gate A3 at SEA in the next 30 minutes if you want a sticker 😎

a perturbed looking girl at the airport
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Come on everypony, smile smile smile!
Fill my heart up with sunshine, sunshine
All I really need's a smile smile smile
From these happy friends of mine!

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Glad I'm not the only furry at Kubecon

me posing with a person in a tiger costume
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Kubecon more like SockCon

an assortment of branded company socks
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Ladyfriend: *compliments my meowing ability*
Me: I was born to be a furry

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@caravel and I just swapped rain jackets so our outfits would be better colour coordinated

Being a lesbian owns

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Seattle is pretty

a busy nighttime cityscape to. people are crossing a crosswalk, and trees are lit up with lights.
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You ever take a selfie from the podium just to flex on

me taking a selfie in front of a big auditorium filled with people
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Shout out to for surprisingly robust pronoun stickers

pronoun stickers: she/her, he/him, they/them, ze/hir, no pronouns / just my name
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This hotel has like... a router just in our room? With ethernet plumbed straight to it? And there's ethernet ports on it

you're alright, seattle

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It begins

an airport sign welcoming me to Kubecon
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Headed to Seattle with @caravel

a pink haired girl and a brunette on an airplane
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Undercut merkin

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what if I was the sonicfox of kubernetes

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I really like watching @caravel play Let's Go Pikachu! It's so cute 💕

Cara's pony with a pikachu balanced on her head
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yo auto-tested code examples in docs are the BEST IDEA, rust is rad

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lik

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just @golang next time rust

Closures are usually short and relevant only within a narrow context rather than in any arbitrary scenario. Within these limited contexts, the compiler is reliably able to infer the types of the parameters and the return type, similar to how it’s able to infer the types of most variables. Making programmers annotate the types in these small, anonymous functions would be annoying and largely redundant with the inform
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me: "please. Stop. I beg of you. There's no way to know"
this ad: "I guess the question is... are you feeling lucky?"
_the railgun arms_

Will the exoskeleton activate: a coding question based on some undefineable properties of floats
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im learn rust

pub fn magical_mystery_cure() { let twilight = Pony { name: String::from("Twilight Sparkle"), colour: String::from("Lavender"), tribe: Tribe::Unicorn, }; println!("{}", twilight); let mut twilicorn = ascend(twilight); println!("{}", twilicorn);
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I'm trying to get into Rust but I think it might be a bit beyond my poor little Chromebook :(

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Who's got four hooves and submitted two !!West proposals?

This filly!

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I love their song "I Write Stacks Not Log Files"

Panic in the AttachDetachController
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@elly@weirder.earth i am so sore 😓

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Hey fediverse my gf @caravel is beautiful and I love her so much

Nov 25, 2018, 10:07:19 AM [original]
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always tuck your pupper in for a good night's sleep

a very sleepy dog under a light blue blanket
Nov 24, 2018, 6:31:03 PM [original]
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Breakfast pie 😎

a slice of apple pie in a bowl
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happy dog Thanksgiving

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appul

an apple pie with decorative apples arranged like Applejack's cutie mark
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I love: @caravel

me and Natalie cuddled up very cozy on a couch
Nov 22, 2018, 2:30:43 PM [original]
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family, thanksgiving

regular reminder that if your family is garbage, i'm your mum now. happy thanksgiving, I love you and I'm so proud of you

Nov 22, 2018, 10:55:06 AM [original]
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it's a good time to snooze if you're dog

flurry, a fluffy tan dog, lying lazily on a hardwood floor
Nov 22, 2018, 10:49:44 AM [original]
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@datastains@snouts.online get ye flask

Nov 21, 2018, 8:42:25 PM [original]
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it's good to be home

a smiling fluffy tan dog!
Nov 18, 2018, 5:47:25 PM [original]
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Leaving Vancouver is always bittersweet. Gonna miss @juneybug and Tay a bunch, but I cannot wait to see @elly@weirder.earth, lizthegrey , and @caravel again

Tay, me, and June looking at the camera and smiling
Nov 17, 2018, 8:41:26 AM [original]
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Prepper the Rapper is a hip-hop artist with a large supply of canned food and guns send toot

Nov 16, 2018, 1:07:23 PM [original]
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Early morning walk with Tay!

two smiling women on a pavement, one with pink hair the other a brunette
Nov 16, 2018, 8:28:04 AM [original]
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Never seen a bodega cat outside NYC 😮

a tabby cat on a tiled floor
Nov 16, 2018, 8:21:39 AM [original]
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Beautiful ladies in beautiful Canada
(with @juneybug and Tay)

three smiling women in front of a sweeping mountainscape
Nov 12, 2018, 4:51:30 PM [original]
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Apparently in Canada, if you order a “hot apple cider” you get some vaguely apple flavoured powder with hot water poured into it and I am so upset

Nov 12, 2018, 3:12:25 PM [original]
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I do not get why so many people are in military dress today. Am I supposed to apologise to them?

Nov 11, 2018, 1:38:17 PM [original]
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When you can't go any further west so you settle down

a pet shop called the pet shop boys
Nov 11, 2018, 1:29:43 PM [original]
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Some good wing views from today

an aerial view of JFK airport
a view of the Vancouver skyline and the mountains behind it
an aerial view of New Westminster, British Columbia
an aerial view of mountains in Seattle
Nov 10, 2018, 6:26:37 PM [original]
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( JFK ✈️ SEA ) ✈️ YVR

a smiling pink haired woman on an airplane
Nov 10, 2018, 7:52:45 AM [original]
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So I'm in a Delta skyclub and there's NFC tags taped underneath the tables?

They're world-writeable too

an NFC tag with “hey Delta? what's going on? written to it”
the underside of a table with NFC tags taped to it
Nov 10, 2018, 7:45:46 AM [original]
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When your laundry day outfit is accidentally cuter than most of your planned outfits

a girl with pastel pink hair in a black and white striped camisole and a light pink hoodie
Nov 9, 2018, 8:43:28 PM [original]
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I love @caravel so much

me and caravel sitting on a couch, smiling at the camera
Nov 9, 2018, 4:43:04 PM [original]
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I think our postal carriers have a competition for how badly they can misdeliver mail to our apartment

today we received a letter addressed to a PO box. in a different zip code.

Nov 9, 2018, 2:22:48 PM [original]
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From the dog that brought you “getting lost in the basement,” we bring you “stuck on the bed because she forgot how to jump down”

Nov 7, 2018, 8:41:28 PM [original]
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Ughhhhhhhhh

cnbc.com/amp/2018/11/06/amazon

Nov 7, 2018, 6:15:25 PM [original]
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You ever wear a competitor's jacket to work to flex on your newly acquired company

me wearing a Google hoodie
Nov 6, 2018, 6:34:19 AM [original]
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So I guess I work for VMWare now

Nov 6, 2018, 5:07:47 AM [original]
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@elly@weirder.earth welcome to the fediverse, nerd

Nov 4, 2018, 5:25:45 PM [original]
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I love fall

a girl with pink hair, in front of leaves turning red for autumn
Nov 2, 2018, 2:18:41 PM [original]
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free him

a toy Luigi attached to a hook on the rear bumper of the car
Nov 2, 2018, 2:16:34 PM [original]
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What's it like to live with Flurry? There were so much dog hair stuck in the wheels of my office chair that they physically fell off

Nov 1, 2018, 10:15:14 AM [original]
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@caravel bought us a bunch of candy for tricker treaters and zero (0) came, so now we just have a bunch of candy

Oct 31, 2018, 6:53:07 PM [original]
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Flurry is very obedient when sufficiently motivated

a dog sitting very still in front of a woman holding a bag of treats
Oct 30, 2018, 8:54:24 PM [original]
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sometimes pretending everything is still okay and I'm not scared is just too much work

Oct 30, 2018, 11:12:34 AM [original]
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pay attention to meeeeeeee

a dog looking directly at the camera
Oct 30, 2018, 8:51:20 AM [original]
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Come to the TMBG show in the next two hours if you wanna see Triangle Man beat Particle Man

selfie of @caravel and I, lit by dim blue light
Oct 27, 2018, 5:46:26 PM [original]
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Brag of the day: a short story I wrote got third place in a contest out of 66 entries! The reviewers wrote a lot of really nice things about it too!

Oct 26, 2018, 11:00:21 AM [original]
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We are assembling IKEA and Flurry is being Extremely Helpful

a dog standing on a set of Ikea shelves, licking elly
Oct 25, 2018, 8:48:43 AM [original]
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shout out to this indegogo that convinced thousands of people to pay $300 for an Alphasmart

a tiny laptop with a full size keyboard and tiny screen
Oct 24, 2018, 7:18:56 PM [original]
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speaker out here assuming everyone in her audience is human 🙄

Oct 24, 2018, 4:31:30 PM [original]
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Apparently Observability means "being able to learn new things without deploying new code."

sounds like everyone just reinvented erlang

Oct 24, 2018, 4:25:15 PM [original]
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I am at an event called "Microservices and Microwave Dinners." It is the most Silicon Valley event I've been to, in terms of both decor and gender ratio

Oct 24, 2018, 4:04:47 PM [original]
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reminder

trying to tell a joke without offending anyone: "haha this is easy because I have a sense of humour." "tumblr is going to love this!" (computer just says CHUNGUS in big block letters)
Oct 24, 2018, 8:22:23 AM [original]
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for databases, instead of master/slave, try: lead/understudy

it makes so much more sense! an understudy has to know everything the actor does, and be ready to sub in at a moment's notice!

Oct 22, 2018, 7:07:26 AM [original]
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people joke about how unreliable linux is all the time but _every_ osx update, without fail, something goes wrong

this time I've been stuck at "16 minutes remaining" all weekend

Oct 22, 2018, 6:40:04 AM [original]
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remember when we all really cared about what the media called "hackers"

Now "Hackers" means SV dudes in hoodies and we call everything cyber

Oct 21, 2018, 7:12:30 PM [original]
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cw sex, kink

this is _extremely my jam_ m.youtube.com/watch?v=fA3M7fjr

Oct 21, 2018, 6:54:29 PM [original]
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if you sit on the floor Flurry will *immediately* come over and lay down on you

a cute brunette and very fluffy dog
Oct 21, 2018, 12:46:58 PM [original]
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Guess who woke me up at 2am to help find her food (which was already on the floor in the same room)

a very sleepy looking tab puppy
Oct 21, 2018, 5:57:00 AM [original]
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If you aren't monitoring ATC while her plane's departing can you really say you love her?

Oct 20, 2018, 6:54:21 AM [original]
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I tried to watch the new ReBoot

I don't know where they got actors more cardboard than early 90s CG but somehow they pulled it off!

Oct 19, 2018, 4:45:55 PM [original]
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tired: macho "guys"
wired: nacho girls

Oct 19, 2018, 12:44:22 PM [original]
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Somedoggy is needy today

a dog with her muzzle on my thigh
Oct 19, 2018, 12:07:46 PM [original]
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Doors for this event were at 2000

The headliners don't go on until 2230

why

Oct 18, 2018, 5:15:11 PM [original]
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I sent Signal a support ticket and they replied by trying to hire me 🤐

Oct 17, 2018, 6:04:51 PM [original]
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i'm pink

Oct 17, 2018, 1:41:20 PM [original]
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Tired: Octocat
Wired: Mergesona

a cephalopod in a blue dress, pink hair, and red glasses
Oct 17, 2018, 11:27:49 AM [original]
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Signal's Chrome app is deprecated
Their Android app doesn't support ChromeOS
Their Debian app doesn't have builds for arm

😭

Oct 17, 2018, 7:35:09 AM [original]
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First upgrade complete! The 4 minutes of downtime isn't great, but watching Mastodon come up perfectly from a single command is pretty snazzy.

Oct 16, 2018, 8:06:49 PM [original]
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@caravel: "luna is a... furry"
me: "they're all furries. They have fur!"
@caravel: "I meant the harry potter character you... horse"

Oct 16, 2018, 7:55:41 PM [original]
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Guess what complete dork got lost in our basement again

a soft fluffy dog
Oct 16, 2018, 7:00:11 PM [original]
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YouTube machine 🅱️roke

Oct 16, 2018, 6:42:45 PM [original]
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Maybe I should get Flurry a Mastodon account. Is awoo.space still around?

a dog on her back, showing her belly, legs splayed every which way
Oct 16, 2018, 9:11:47 AM [original]
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who needs 2fa recovery codes when you've got postgres?

I have already locked myself out of my account once.

Oct 15, 2018, 7:44:28 PM [original]
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Well, it took three weeks and reinventing Kubernetes in Salt, but I'm finally on Mastodon! Hi everypony!

Oct 15, 2018, 6:22:00 PM [original]