Fun fact: the modern cold virus was modelled on Konpeitō, a traditional Japanese confection

Y'ALL

This hotel safe has an outlet so you can charge your laptop while it's locked up

THIS IS AMAZING

The cool thing about the NYC subway is the stations are only passively ventilated but the carriages are actively air conditioned, which means the stations are effectively being heated all summer long

Tethering my laptop to my phone over: Bluetooth, Wifi, USB

@artemis
did u eat tho

You ever stop watching a show because you like the characters too much and are sick of Plot happening to them

The @waypoint podcast is extremely good y'all, and I'm not even really that into games. @austin_walker is a legit national treasure

Octavia “Doc Oc” Melody

Wow Google, how are you so good at targeting stories, you've got me down to a T

I am terrible at front-end send help

( YVR ✈️ YYZ) ✈️ JFK

[poll] what does VC stand for

SOAP is cloud native because it's open source and runs over http

Unexpected Warren stan

On my way to #escapeconf

take a look at my metric / it's the only one I got /
not much of a metric / i never seem to get a lot

also hot take, the US *is* really pretty

Indoctrinating @WomenWhoCodeNYC@twitter.com with my trademark pronunciation of Kubernetes

"no, one bed is fine. I'm sure." - lesbian proverb

in conclusion

the app that you use to pay for bus rides has been down since we got here and it turns out it's ransomware https://www.ripta.com/ripta-comments-on-customer-issues-with-wave-mobile-fare-application/

Downtown San Diego is like, 90% stop signs and it's wild

more like take-talk amirite

(SAN✈️SEA)✈️BLI

Hainan is egg

the kubernetes control plane is a lot of components that can't directly talk to each other - they have to be mediated by the apiserver

New phone case get 🌙🦄

I got Ubuntu all set up only to learn that modern macbook pros have almost useless wifi on linux so

it's been a Day

what could possibly go wrong here

Fanfic authors who make characters who never speak in canon talk are Cowards and will not survive the winter

@bizbot can I get a new job

tour des gares parisiennes pt 5: Gare de Lyon

Anyway someone should pitch an aritcle to Ars or something, I think it’d be a fascinating read without the self-aggrandising gonzo perspetive

I easily get 100+ FPS in Destiny 2 with this setup, which is not bad for an ultra book at all

Everyone talks about machine learning like it's the future but Google Books' “AI” can't even figure out I'm gay

People who pass me on the street and never interact with know I'm gay

JFK 🛫 SFO

"What's the extraction plan? You can't Fulton a full shipping container."

new york city

sometimes recruiters email me

no it doesn't count if you use your real photo or name

If you're celebrating pride this month but you think the #GeorgeFloydProtests “go too far,” you're a hypocrite. Stonewall was a riot, lead by queers of colour, against police brutality

Did you know if you tipped 432 park over to the west, you'd hit Trump Tower?

I thought that was neat

Every time I tail a logfile I imagine a very disappointed @lizthegrey behind me

Please watch Keep Your Hands Off Eizouken

remembering the time I was like 10 and accidentally watched The Matrix instead of taped Voyager

and that's why I'm trans

"what is the worst imaginable startup pitch"

My second year of university I doom a first level Mandarin course. It was really difficult, but I studied hard, and ended up with a B-. It's the most proud of a mark I've ever been.

Basically every day this year feels like that B-.

@datastains@snouts.online
👀

OH "Clojure is Haskell for straight people"

@caravel: "luna is a... furry"
me: "they're all furries. They have fur!"
@caravel: "I meant the harry potter character you... horse"

My updo for the day was apparently an infrastructure project on the scale of the Three Gorges Dam

Cursed USB C idea: Ethernet cable. Two internal c to Ethernet adapters, directly wired to each other, and a USB c cable on either side

ah, hotel wifi

How do I tell the Algorithm I want to see cute gay haircuts, not short haircuts that make me look like a boomer who wants to see a manager

Apparently they are both called “pixie cuts”

[poll] would you watch me stream being bad at Destiny

"but what if someone cheats" you're a billionaire, anyone desperate enough to make a fake crowd funding campaign deserves it more than you anyway

Two frazzled wives embark on agavemoon

So even if this century is mostly horrors, I am extremely grateful I was born in a time where I can grab the E-brake and do a J-turn with my endocrine system

I'm trying to get into Rust but I think it might be a bit beyond my poor little Chromebook :(

Absolutely hilarious to me that the fascists have agreed to go with “antifa” for a name. It's like of anti-abortion people willingly called themselves “anti-choice”

that's a pretty deep question Google

Preferred qualifications: you already work here

🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸

omaha is in montana

wake up sheeple

The year is 2056. the entire world's economy is creating messaging products inside google. There is no war, because no-one can talk to each other

Applejack's backyard apple tree is encroaching on her neighbour's yard, and she has to fight to keep them from selling the apples they find. Rainbow Dash does her taxes badly

I like rust

[poll] new workplace is all macs. should I:

If I had a nickel for every place in Brooklyn where I could buy vegan Philly cheesesteak empanadas I'd only have 10¢, but it's still weird it's more than one

"It's too expensive" freeways are money sucks. Businesses and homes pay property tax. Issue bonds against that revenue, that's how governmental budgets work

https://grnh.se/d81be7131us

I Am Downright Amazed What I Can Destroy With Just A Hammer is a revolutionary anthem, change my mind

Shout out to #KubeCon for surprisingly robust pronoun stickers

One last tea before the flight home 🍵

this is dog

we are gonna learn about instrumentation in k8s and I am hype

lik

🐕💤

🇧🇪#👌

consume tiny flesh rings

*headtilt*

Rob say code monkey very diligent
But attitude stink
He never smile or contribute things
What do code monkey think?

yes, this is automated, why do you ask https://git.sr.ht/~liz/Useless

this is homophobia

any time someone responds to a rule with "don't worry, that's never enforced," push back! if you don't get rid of it, it may bite you someday

my ride's here

tired: macho "guys"
wired: nacho girls

As far as I know, black and white only printers are safe. That DOES NOT MEAN a colour printer only printing in black ink.
Stay safe out there, comrades.

Privacy experts recommend changing your birthday every few years to protect your privacy

2/

Sometimes you're at a pride festival in Scotland and you have to visit the British Applebee's

Vacation time ⛱️

Gonna bring back mice with rubber balls by calling it a Mechanical Mouse

I don't always take Lyft, but when I do I set the pickup point in front of an Uber office

Nutella has about the same texture and colour as Vegemite. I just thought that was a fun fact

Fake throwing a ball for Flurry, not to be mean but because the ball actually is in the middle of the floor over there but she can't find it

Code monkey like you
Code monkey like you

"My little horse must think it queer?" Frosty was basically asking for it!

The end theme of @GentlemanJackUS@twitter.com was composed by @OHooleyandTidow@twitter.com, a wife-and-wife folk duo and sometimes media is still okay

I also didn't expect something called the “Bronypalooza” to have live pyro but here we are

Every feature you ship makes just a little bit of your hair fall out

My new hobby: looking over go programmers shoulders and asking how they find ALGOL

My strategy with foreign countries so far is to act as quiet and soft-spoken as possible to try and counter American stereotypes and it seems like it works okay

It is amazing and you should absolutely see it but it is also _very_ silly

giving me a lot of empathy for all those "how do you quit vim" memes

Happy to be headed home to @elly@weirder.earth!

What's the opposite of an appeal to authority

Google Satellite shows it as still present, but other aerial photography shows it as disappearing sometime between 2013 and 2015.

Nobody is served by me feeling guilt or by burning myself out. But it's my duty as someone of significant privilege to advocate and agitate for everyone to have that same safety net

completely over USB C dongles. This is the only adapter I want to hear about now https://www.etsy.com/listing/798824487/wooden-train-track-to-duplo-adapter-brio

So I guess I work for VMWare now

put! solar! panels! on! prisons!

It finally happened. I bought... a hot glue gun

👀

UK friends, what website do you use to buy train tickets? There's... there's so many

Configuring my website to serve https on port 80 and http on 443

the feminine urge to do a research project that involves digging up a bunch of obscure texts, taking notes and collating them

To whatever ruby testing library taught me about using throwaway transactions for tests, thank you. I use that so often

people joke about how unreliable linux is all the time but _every_ osx update, without fail, something goes wrong

this time I've been stuck at "16 minutes remaining" all weekend

A fic just introduced the phrase “PDA goblin” and I feel viciously called out

In my darkest moments I think about making a realistic budgeting mod for cities skylines

🥚

we had a good weekend, yeah? so now we can start talking about how Biden is a racist grandpa and Harris is a cop

Gonna go on the conference circuit with my talk on different places I've napped. I will instill a lack of urgency in the entire industry

Spoilers for a TV show from 2005 I guess

@ticky@octodon.social the feminine urge to acquire Gizmos

"It's a gamer poem, _and_ it's got feet" - @_seasparks@twitter.com

2009 / 2019

I know it's their job basically but Google has my _number_

yaml is hell https://github.com/stillinbeta/leckie/commit/120510650e17a70482c4cbb004ead343c33ed6a5#diff-fb3cbaf75dc455efa115753577e50fc4R101

oh btw I moved to Washington state yesterday

Give money. Volunteer your time if you have any. I don't leave my house, I just make phone calls! And never stop agitating for reform.

Guess what complete dork got lost in our basement again

What's not being a furry like

“oh actually I don't want a tail”

Ridiculous

and s/o to an explicitly queer space that exists in NYC that isn't a bar. People _have_ drinks, sure, but nobody's getting kicked out for not buying enough Limearitas.

This bathroom is a portal that makes you a girl

My name is Beta and half the place names I know in the UK are from hearing Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat

On our way to s̶t̶e̶a̶l̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶m̶a̶r̶e̶ Everfree Northwest

1. BMT Franklin Avenue
2. BMT Broadway
3. IRT Seventh Avenue

Flurry is very obedient when sufficiently motivated

so far we got @SonicFox and I guess @ChesterCheetah?

Jim Carrey is absolutely chewing on the scenery and I'm here for it

more like pegatrans

“I'll just solder this wing,” she says, the night before she flies out to the convention,

💤

street running freight trains are cool because they'll make motorists empathise with cyclists https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeUbJTwYGNQ

Truly a land of contrasts

Meta display of the day: Bronycon's social cue cards

the what now

"That's not the worst of it. Those drives are old. We can't risk the shock of a Fulton recovery."
"You mean..."

MBMBAM is just our generation's Car Talk

And that's the news from Lake Web Design

Fanfic is just regular fiction with more namespace collisions

Man Keighley has really checked out huh #TheGameAwards2020

Princess Luna says fk nazis

https://ponydoodles.tumblr.com/post/186773756696/illusion209-reminder-that-luna-hates-nazis-and

(this but unironically)

Natalie: "the law of large numbers."
Me: "yes, that large numbers are illegal"

I think I deserve ears that express my emotions

Code money hang around at front desk
Tell you makeup look nice
Code monkey offer buy you soda
Bring cup bring you ice

happy pride month y'all! the purpose of a protest is a show of strength and the implicit threat of violence if demands aren't met

anyone else find themselves nostalgic for being a junior developer

Portentous

I just like crunchy guitars and cool stories 😖

🌊

This is my annual reminder to everyone out there: if you want to be a girl, you just can

Hey what if we just cancelled rent for March and April

* the dude who handed out takis
* The absolute legend behind me who kept leading chants for three hours
* People in their houses banging pots and pans out the windows
* The liquor store that passed out beer

Optimum is down, so everyone is on their phones...

if your gender reveal party starts a forest fire you basically can't be cis, right? that's absolutely a portent

Anyone have any recommendations for modern leftist texts by black authors? Everything I'm finding is either by white dudes or about a specific person/period, looking for more of an entry point

Time for @ehashdn @LogicalHan's cloud metrics talk! #KubeCon

lets build a future where the Dow matters as much to the average person as Dogecoin exchange rates do

Hey psst! I'm giving a talk at #bangbangconwest tommorrow, and it'll be livestreamed! My talk is at 14:10 PST, but you should watch all of them, they're awesome!

http://bangbangcon.com/west/

When your snake's broken

.@_seasparks@twitter.com, @itscaravel@twitter.com and I are arguing what colour the months are

OBVIOUSLY April is yellow, these philistines think it's blue

2016 had many bad things happen but it also gave us ssh -J so

🐦🐎🌌

bpb

I'm looking at the documents more, and it doesn't actually mention HDHP, it says “HSA PPO,” which according to my research shouldn't be possible?

Upshot, guess we'll have time to explore Glasgow 🙃

this country

I think we should retire "if you snooze you lose."
I nap constantly and I think I do pretty well for myself

Did you know Robert Frost's Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening is public domain now? There is nothing that can stop me from making derivative works about gay horses. https://www.fimfiction.net/story/432003/stopping-by-the-woods

Ah, San Francisco 🙄

Whenever I see a job location as Canada (Remote) I like to imagine it has to be a cabin in the Yukon only accessible by float plane

If you're optimistic about all your romantic partners is that polyanna

“by definition, sushi isn't cooked. It'd just be sashimi, unless you're just eating a tube of cinnamon roll dough” - @itscaravel@twitter.com

corporate security training (any%)

for me it's unforeseen consequences, trends started long ago that had disastrous consequences

Former from @mapurlsyrup@twitter.com, latter @SaraMcSorley@twitter.com

Just build catenary you cowards

Apparently CNCF is creating the “sixth era of computing,” which sounds _extremely_ sinister #KubeCon

I am a lot of Recursers' first introduction to Kubernetes, which means I get to tell them how to pronounce it 😊

Ashes to Ashes
Dust to Dust
I am the identity function

I wonder how many verified furries there are on here

I also need to go, in person, to a bank to have this form notarised

The marina nearby offers sailing classes :o

at least I have @ehashman and @lizthegrey@twitter.com to snark along with me

I want to be able to set capital and operational budgets for the year. I want to be able to issue bonds on the prospect of future revenue. Let me build a rail like by increasing property taxes along the corridor!

it washes out, kinda

(the joke is they lost)

“Hi, we're a paxos hivemind”
“wait, so no-one's in charge?”
“oh no, Steve is”
“Wait I thought it was Lena”
“...”
“...”
“Hi, we're two paxos hiveminds”

life hack: it is difficult to be sad while one is eating a marshmallow

Also there's a scene where they save themselves from snakes with the power of sick guitar riffs

ah, we have a graph-han-na chart 🙄

Remember when words meant things

🇧🇪🥞

I screwed up the flip so now I have pancake omelette,

Bring @LilNasX@twitter.com to @EverfreeNW@twitter.com tbh

go is like the blockchain, in that its creators thought they new better than everyone else and are slowly discovering how wrong they are from first principles

What if: two braids

"I hate those. What's the estimate?"
"Fifty PB."
"Shit."

The feminine urge to get another pixie cut

my feed will, as usual, be april fools-free. 's not that funny anymore y'all, especially now.

I am not taking questions at this time

Structs are for cowards, I keep all my data in one big union, iww_t

this virus is going to scar the fabric of new york city for decades to come but it couldn't be capitalism's fault

In which my housemates and partners try to talk me out of confounding a start-up

nobody:
not a single person:
@theflurbs:
@itscaravel:
me:

@itscaravel and me: TRAILS OF FIRE, YOU ALWAYS KNEW

It is impossible to be good at computer
Everything you learn just makes the problems you have worse

Few things in my life led to as much mischief as learning the key bindings to type a zero-width space

Given that Google has all the data in the world and a gazillion machine learning algorithms, it's reassuring that it absolutely does not work

Thanks for your help everyone! The XPS and X1 carbon were neck and neck in terms of specs and price. In the end the deciding factor is my employee discount at Dell 😅

lesbians don't so much 'borrow' from a canon as meet it in a dark alley, beat it up, and look for loose sapphics

🚌✅
🚇✅
🚋✅
🚈✅
🚞✅
🚡✅

Got called heterophobic in the lesbian witch server today lassea

Don't wear transition lenses to a wedding kids, you'll look like a chungus

Idea: reverse VC that gives you seed money, but pulls funding if your company gets too big

telnet stillinbeta.com 30434

etcd compacts every 5 minutes, so you can easily go over storage limit sizes. you can use kubectl for this if apiserver is up, but if it's not this is where auger shines!

@elly@weirder.earth
Psst! Most clients let you add alt text directly to an image!

Some good slides in this talk

canary deploy the means of production

special s/o to godoc.org, which _still_ has no way to view docs for a particular version or revision of a repository

Very excited to be headed home

You ever take a selfie from the podium just to flex on #KubeCon

That ain't no etch-a-sketch, homeskillet. This is one doodle that can't be undid

Tired: Every #AdventOfCode problem is its own binary
Wired: Have all problems implement an interface and dispatch to them: https://git.sr.ht/~liz/aoc19/tree/master/advent/src/lib.rs#L4-11

The cops cut our March off, guess the trans March isn't allowed to go to stonewall anymore 🙄

🔥🔥🔥

The thing about "The City that never sleeps" that you can't really appreciate unless you've lived there is... It doesn't get dark. It's twilight all night long

.@duolingo@twitter.com has a different currencies on my phone and my desktop

hey @BeTheMatch@twitter.com what's up with this???

An electronic One Direction cover band called Diode

Rooibos is very good and more places should have it

The finished version. Somehow I don't own any green thread????

Despite my best efforts I am once again in Los Angeles

"holy s**t baby hummingbirds are so f***ing small" - @itscaravel, critically acclaimed writer

Touhou is the Green Bay Packers of Japanese media

YVR ✈️ SFO

Tired: internalised homophobia
Wired: externalised heterophobia

JFK METAR: BEWARE THE CUBE

The straights suck

Headed to Santa Cruz for !!west!

Leave the account # on the cheque and make future donations self serve

I don't know who else needs a speed metal cover of Stan Rogers' Northwest Passage, but it is very important to me and maybe it will be to you too https://youtu.be/XRD3vrSLPaw

you ever just wanna cut all your hair off with a Bowie knife

transit take

The looks on all the techies faces when I say I need to catch the next bus 😁

if that's not a mood

My crowning achievement: unnecessarily nice AP installation

found the Firth of Forth

Someone at my organisation is leaving: 😣
Everyone constantly talking about “transition plans”: 😏😆

Pornhub is a big part of devaluing the labor of people doing pornography. The "you're an idiot for paying for porn" attitude is way older, but it sure doesn't help

Interpretation of the "Little Miss Perfect" in animatics for the Little Witch Academia and Owl House fandoms shows a generational shift in optimism and depictions of queer relationships in media. In this essay I will

my coworkers, crying: "you can't just refer to everything as eliding"
me, a wannabe rust developer pointing at a pigeon: is this elidation

probably don't store images in etcd, btw. it's not meant for that

Engineering is about solving people's problems, and I need to know what those problems are to solve them!

I already had a StackOverflow account but it's so old I can only sign into it with openid and SO doesn't support that anymore

How do you look at all the restaurants starting gofundmes just to pay their employees and think "this economic system is good. there are no problems here."

tummy

currently debugging why my Windows install is failing to update, apparently I can do Linux on any operating system

All the mcelroys are currently on a cruise rn and I am worried

⁣

"What's having ADHD like"

I have spent over an hour this morning hyperfixated on a small bridge over the Canadian border between Quebec and Maine

> Warm beneath a wolf “spirit hood” and matching faux fur jacket, the 31-year-old Pokémon collectible cards dealer said people, not the military base, drew him 

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/sep/20/area-51-raid-aliens-events

It begins

me:

@caravel keeps out-microing me in waifu bitcoin roulette

A reminder that we can and should build a society where the stock market going down only affects stock brokers

Smart watches are good, actually

A WoW classic server were we all role-play still being eggs

China, looking at the US: wow, so beautiful!
Japan, looking at the US: wow, rice

why did you follow me

On my way to kidnap you, replace you, and steal your girl

Ughhhhhhhhh

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2018/11/06/amazon-hq2-long-island-city-queens.html

Had a cool idea about vampires taking the subway and I was getting excited until I realised I'd just reinvented Neverwhere

Every time someone refers to my “Transition doc” I've got to make an effort not to giggle

remember, kids: any rules which are inconsistently applied (seat belts, headlights, dress codes, you name it) are always used to prop up existing power structures

and not just climate. Things like Kodak failing seize on digital cameras, tourist economies architecting their own demise

when sent is not on stream, everyone should be asking "where is sent" #AGDQ2020

apparently I have been on this hellsite for 11 years :toot:

Amtrak time

If you don't think trans women are women your haircut is ugly

If you live anywhere near Lac-Etchemin QC I beseech you to photograph this Heisenbergian infrastructure that I may finally know peace and get back to documenting this microservice gateway

We found train warehouse 13

it's actually really nice! They have a built-in build system that lets you SSH in to jobs, and you can even still use hg if you're into that!

fun kubernetes adventures: my cluster has more or less stabilized only after I ripped all the monitoring out

This is so cool, basically the spiritual predecessor to thunderbolt docks
https://youtu.be/rJUZAahpqRQ

Y'all Kipo is really good

[ poll ] does your significant other know your passwords

Query: I have had terrible handwriting for my entire life. Could I ever become good at soldering

pancakes (🇺🇸)
Burger and wings (🇺🇸)

netengs asleep post cursed sfp modules

I am very happy to be headed home, and I will be even happier when I am asleep

Happy international women's day to my wife @itscaravel who I love more than I could say given all the words in the universe

Make this halt to air travel more permanent so we can start cutting out carbon footprint

Happy new year y'all https://youtu.be/XjkPH6sZM_o

@caravel and I just swapped rain jackets so our outfits would be better colour coordinated

Being a lesbian owns

“unknown vessel I've got a number for you to copy when you're ready?”
“Is this your leader?”
“It's the FAA, and you're encroaching half a dozen TFRs, so yes”

In the end we rode the Link twice, both streetcars, and three buses. Not bad for a trip that involved a rental car!

Swedish chef with hands is so cursed #TheGameAwards2020

Sonic movie... good

This video is definitely 4chan-flavoured, but it’s a fascinating infosec case study https://youtu.be/elqAh3GWRpA

There are probably entire towns that have been completely erased by fire or flooding, with Pokemon and Pokestops standing a sort of virtual vigil

:>

I've stopped asking about “diversity” in interviews because the term is almost meaningless now. Instead, I ask about a company's commitment to social justice.

A man is trying to teach his dog that she actually does know how to swim

Slack is advertising the "cross-team channels" feature in our house slack and I find the idea of cross-polycule channels really charming

uwubuntu is based on debnyan

We're Boston now I guess

🐕💤

What do y'all think the over/under on Kubecon Amsterdam being cancelled is

OH, leaving the train station
Person 1: “Is the subway in Toronto good?”
Person 2: “No.”

Strangest street harassment: A well-dressed man walked up to me, and after I explained I didn't speak French he said he was looking for love and that he thought I would look beautiful in a wedding dress.

Let's pretend that first word is a pun, not a typo

Cryptographically random juggalo paint

the "culture" section has three paragraphs, two are about the physical office and one is about going minigolfing together

i'm so tired

Nationalise Mozilla

You can't put too many executives on the same flight but we're gonna be down like six podcasts if someone on that ship sneezes

Last picture together before @lizthegrey@twitter.com leaves for 100000 years 😢

Is there a word for the melocholy of hearing a song in another language and knowing you'll never be able to fully appreciate it

Full offense but Dragostea Din Tea still slaps

yeah graphics cards are bad, but have you seen the markup on microcontrollers??

Where we're going we don't need wigs

Autumn 😍

nrn

Had a dream about a startup, Wuvern, that was just a way for ops people to shame graphs they didn't like

NYP 🚄 PHL

👌

We've been talking a lot about a “smooth transition” and I haven't made any jokes in the moment but: lol

nrn

I admit I don't know that much about phones, but the specs on the new Pixel 3a look pretty much the same as the specs on my original Pixel?? https://www.gsmarena.com/compare.php3?idPhone1=8346&idPhone2=9408

When you are being abandoned forever because your moms don't love you

I pledge allegiance, to the flag...

Today I spent some time profiling emacs and I figured out what was slowing it down so much. I figured it out and I feel like unto a god

SFO 🛫 DEN

Think how this could revitalise the economy of Gander and Fiji

me: Google is offering a $300 USD trade-in for my phone in the US CAD vs $50 here. I'll just get it proxied up here
shipping: $40 USD
duty: $110 USD
UPS brokerage fee: $80 USD

:(

Transphobic harassment within hours of landing. Ah, San Francisco.

tired: raw edge applique
wired: frayed edge applique

(disclosure: I a white woman in a fairly cis-conventional shape, and my experience is far from universal. That said: many people who aren't expressed similar experiences at the beach)

Hey @NtlMuseumsScot@twitter.com where's Rosalind Franklin's plaque

Zoned out so much on the train I accidentally went to Manhattan, AMA

Woke up this morning planning to make a pie. That got downsized to cookies, and now I'm rethinking that. Thanksgiving is hard work

What matters is your _actions_. Maybe you can't muster anger or outrage every day, but you can't let that keep you from doing the work that needs to be done.

just remembered watching a propaganda video in elementary school about how clearcutting is good, actually. what weird indoctrination does the rest of the country get?

when u turn 28

Ten years on the good stuff

Goodnight, sweet prince

Always thought millennials would be good parents but I just walked past a five year old's birthday party stocked with only La Croix so

conspiracy theory: the new slack logo is so they don't have to rebrand when google acquires them

the kubelet is responisble for liveness probes. pods can specify an endpoint that the kubelet can probe to make sure a pod is still up. Pods can also specify metrics endpoints (prometheus!) and emit logs.

Like ooh, I don't know how to season food and I only wear Lycra

Missing those fun 2019 things
* restaurants
* air travel
* any faith in electoralism as a method for meaningful change
* beaches

Changing out of a wedding dress feels pretty much exactly like removing awesome but uncomfortable cosplay

nervous about kissing Pinkie Pie

So you can't, for example, initialise a clock twice, or use a pin configured for input on a function that expects an output (like driving an LED)

Tofu curry katsu (collab with @caravel)

Every time I put ketchup on a hotdog I imagine myself making unbroken eye contact with the entire city of Chicago

Apparently Observability means "being able to learn new things without deploying new code."

sounds like everyone just reinvented erlang

not the weirdest way I've procrastinated but it's up there

If you change the lyrics of Code Monkey to be about a girl, the line “Code Monkey not thinking so straight”is 10000% better. Thank you for coming to my TED talk

Had a dream last night about elevators that turn into people movers at basement levels to travel between buildings, and I have decided we should absolutely do that

omfg

I'm proud of all I can do and what I've accomplished, but sometimes I wish someone would just break projects up for me and assign me simple tasks

But she's trying to get my attention. “Excuse me, um...”

especially since I pay like €6 for hosting it

POLTEAGEIST

New aesthetic: Linuxpunk

Android phones do not have the USB drivers necessary to tether off other android phones, what the heck

me staring at the Windows Event Log viewer and thinking about where my life went wrong

JFK ✈️ BCN

I tried to watch the new ReBoot

I don't know where they got actors more cardboard than early 90s CG but somehow they pulled it off!

Just referred to an actual real book as a “fic” because I am a gay disaster

First try

I say this a lot but "Dvorak Keysmash" would legit be a great nerdcore band name

From the dog that brought you “getting lost in the basement,” we bring you “stuck on the bed because she forgot how to jump down”

not to be doctrow on main but a post-apocolyptic future where none of the old proprietary tech works because the corporations crumbled and we lost the signing keys

@deblasio

Kubelet + rust + wasm = kubernetes service workers in the browser

Committed to shareholder value, call that raison EBITDA

i know that's a mixed metaphor, i am very tired

I would pay actual real money for a @zoom_us@twitter.com mode that made it act like a normal window. No thumbnail, no minimizing, no hovering over under windows. Just let my window manager do its job

me: _rereads datasheets for microcontroller_
me: _reads supplemental documentation_
me:
me: _orders bodge wires_

like no judgement if you work for http://Synertron.io or whatever, but pitch to your strengths

Barcelona status:
🚌✅
🚇✅
🚋✅
🚈✅
🚞❎
🚡🙅

A protest sign that just says TRUTH ISN'T PITHY

do work slack avatars count as commercial use

Got stabbed in the foot by a Kubernetes pin last night, let no-one say I do not suffer for the cause

Ah, yes, of course,

Also to clarify, the chat service is great. My Little Pony's Q is a manipulative jerk

Pumped for Skimbleshanks memes

If you're talking about software being sexy you'd better mean Hatsune Miku

When you can't go any further west so you settle down

I've gone every weekend I was able (last year @caravel was recovering from surgery) and it's always been amazing. There's so many body shapes, pre-op trans women in bikini bottoms, trans guys with top surgery scars, and no-one gives anyone crap

Today in utter go Nonsense: Go's new package proxy refuses to resolve packages whose version numbers don't start with "v0" or "v1"

Never seen a bodega cat outside NYC 😮

A hint...

All engineers are white males and girls in tech just want to sleep with them, apparently 🙄🙄
https://youtu.be/t4lPs215DMM

steven, my outgoing laptop, served me well for almost four years. his ports were a little underwhelming, and the nostril cam sucked

Canadians if you are eligible to vote in today's election please do! I know Canada is not perfect but it could be better

Owning debeers by dropping a couple synthetic diamonds into a batch of "real" ones so they have to painstakingly separate them

@ticky@octodon.social happy birthday, those are cute as heck!

Playing with the capacitive stylus we got for voting today and realising I miss my palm pilot

I'm sure the novelty wears off, but buying fabric at a fabric store makes me feel cool as heck

roll roll

"rust is so elegant" I yell as I chain sixteen iterators together and turn this hashmap into a `collect()` of shit

"when was your second puberty ? oh right.... sorry babe. I just forget"

⁣

Code monkey like hoodies
Code monkey like long and flowing hair
Code monkey not complicated
Something missing from inner heart
Code monkey like you
Code monkey like you... what?

.@caravel is playing Fire Emblem and I don't know much about it, but the garden gas two corpse flowers and basically nothing else which seems like a mistake???

Paleontonomy is the study of fossilised plans and animals. Paleontology is casting lots with dinosaur bones

To the Scot flying the Saltire and a Confederate flag in the back garden: wat

If you find yourself with free time over the holidays, @adamgryu's A Short Hike can be played in a few hours, is beautiful and super charming! Highly recommended http://ashorthike.com/

Zama city

friendly reminder that "love your job and you'll never work a day in your life" is complete late-stage capitalist BS

Prometheus's UI is good for prototyping and exploration, but you probably want Grafana for more permanent use.

Somedoggy is needy today

The email said they needed a strong senior backend engineer but I haven't been to a gym in years so I didn't reply

Art by the inimitable @Apricalico@twitter.com

finally... I can rest......

What's it like to live with Flurry? There were so much dog hair stuck in the wheels of my office chair that they physically fell off

"Welcome to the Helm 3 deep dive, also known as it's more than just Tiller being gone!" #KubeCon

the apiserver is a good source of metrics, because unlike most other components, all of the components have to talk to the apiserver. IT exposes /metrics, health endpoints (/healthz, /livez and /readyz as of 1.16)

s/o to the #bronycon attendee casually mispronouning, outing, and deadnaming their friend in the chipotle 🙄

flexing on these job applications by simply not supplying a cover letter

https://perthzoo.wa.gov.au/animal/dibbler look at this lil friend

good to be home ❤️

I choose to believe the hbomberguy fundraiser is the tone for 2019. Rad people doing amazing things in spite of garbage people

here's a ~equivilent golang program https://play.golang.org/p/2iUK7o93Vvt

do sour patch kids in milkshakes make any sense? no! they'd freeze solid and break your teeth. Would the ice cream taste like liquefied jolly ranchers? probably! do I still want it? *absolutely*

If every tech company is gonna decide you can't see a boob then I guess we're just gonna have to make some people Uncomfortable until they get over it

That's C*M*C, not CNC. Thank you autocorrect

Gonna need to look up a waddle-through for untitled goose game

HP coming out with eugenics but RGB huh #TheGameAwards2020

You only know how to construct two sentence structures and your blog posts just switch between them

“noon was assigned lunch at birth. Five o'clock can be trans lunch” - @_seasparks@twitter.com

Seattle is pretty

@oolongstains @ticky https://monicaoakwood.tumblr.com/post/185317340775/miupoke-happy-pride-month-support-your f yalls i

Stealth Game but you're an LGBT creator trying to get queer representation past the Disney censors

So I'm in a Delta skyclub and there's NFC tags taped underneath the tables?

They're world-writeable too

You might think this is because of sustainability or whatever and it isn't *not* but mostly I am just extremely tired all the time

🎵 welcome to the jungle, we got trees and stuff

If aliens showed up tomorrow ATC would be more upset about them busting Bravo than anything else

Normal country

What are your favourite nonprofits doing work on equity in tech that aren't just Anita borg or lesbians who warcimes

s/o to Jill for absolutely roasting me

But we get more stars. In New York, you don't really get any

So glad Maryland finally made Bronies illegal #bronycon2019

yard sard online

Tongue: *slaps roof of mouth*
Mouth: ⟨l⟩

My name is Liz, I'm a Principal software engineer with almost a decade of experience, and I am currently having a very difficult time building this Python REST API

can I knock out a thousand-word design document in an hour because I write fanfiction, or am I good at writing fan-fiction because I can knock out design documents so quickly

"hey is it weird having one name your entire life? sorry is that like... offensive to ask?"

cons of working somewhere like jetblue: weird internal culture, lower salary, less interesting work, so normie I might need to dye my hair back to brown, a million other things
pros: airplen cool

People who mostly interact with me in the tech space probably think I'm jaded, indifferent, and sarcastic. And maybe they're right

when you're the only one on the team who runs Linux

average age of a president is 55
Minecraft came out in 2009
if you were born in ‘89 you’d be about 20 when it came out
Around 2044 we’ll get the first minecraft president

Force multiplier unlock: someone wanted me to teach them Kubernetes internals and I got to point them at my SRECon tutorial

I don't know how you can look at a sea of crosses, each representing a human life just as complicated and meaningful as yours, and think of anything but remorse and sorrow

Y'all @itscaravel@twitter.com is so heckin pretty

I have to be a real jerk sometimes and I hate it

🤞

"I've published three articles on category theory just this year! Why'd American Football get the fellowship?"
"Sorry, Math Rock beats math paper."

has anyone done this yet

🎂📆

appul

My fiancee @caravel loves and supports me

You think people avoid you because they're sexist but mostly you're just uninteresting and tedious

_walks up to straight couple_ which of you is the emotionally repressed lesbian from a wealthy family and which of you is the bisexual golden retriever that finally breaks her walls down

you ever just Google yourself and https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Izzy

Doordash is the kind of website that takes like 30 seconds to load on gigabit internet but they're probably _really_ proud of their Javascript pipeline

Been so long since I flew I forgot my selfie

YVR ✈️ SFO

@artemis

It's Export Grade™

I am at an event called "Microservices and Microwave Dinners." It is the most Silicon Valley event I've been to, in terms of both decor and gender ratio

Envelopes everywhere look the same so I always expect to see my name on them. A sort of visual deja vu

Today I learned the scuffy dude on Canadian Tire money is named Sandy McTire

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Tire_money#History_and_dynamics

me: "please. Stop. I beg of you. There's no way to know"
this ad: "I guess the question is... are you feeling lucky?"
_the railgun arms_

(I stopped using OSX at my last job because an upgrade bricked my laptop so bad I had to wipe the hard drive)

has anyone done a manga/anime about being a protagonist therapist

that's the energy I want in 2020

* no cops
* Less cars
* Non libertarian budgeting system
* Mixed use developments
* People don't leave if the taxes go about 10%

YouTube machine 🅱️roke

You ever wear a competitor's jacket to work to flex on your newly acquired company

Startup Gothic

Nice cuppa to get me though the day 🤗

One of very few sentences I can still write in Mandarin from memory: 但是我们都是女人

Ted Cruz noo

A show like Drawn Together but it's just a bunch of villians getting some hecking therapy together

I have been threatening to make a realistic budgeting mod. But I'm pretty sure it'd be a Master's worth of research

When you're visiting another fandom and they decide to come for your whole life

please talk to me and small me all the time

LHR 🛫 JFK

😅

I know where u live

[shera s3] 🙁☹️😟😞

When you've been Rust and using Cargo for three months, and now people are talking about the Go module system

I added GRPC to a GB emulator

I think we should make gaming socially unacceptable again. I think gamers have it too good

You should not do a startup

Thanks Elly

Truly the melting pot of the world

A mod that hides all the planes, call that Microsoft Height Simulator

hm

itshappening.gif

who needs 2fa recovery codes when you've got postgres?

I have already locked myself out of my account once.

Towards Kubernetes-based Cancel Culture

s/o to @BlueJeansNet@twitter.activitypub.actor, who provide a native Linux app but only as an rpm (?!)

Now: sleeper to Edinburgh 😴

Sent an email to a tattoo artist 😮

Discord voted for ron paul

cosplay friends: do you start from premade garments, or create from whole cloth? I'm intimidated by making a dress from scratch, but I'm worried a premade dress will look cheap

audit-logs are ostensibly a security feature, but they're also a great source of queryable structured logs from the apiserver

The problem with having multiple hobbies: I got blisters from wearing heels all weekend for cosplays, and because of them I can't climb today 😫

Fun Android experience of the day: Trying to set up a user on my phone for work, it literally would not let me complete setup without activating Google Assistant. And since my company's device admin disabled that... I had to register a new, separate account for it.

does anyone have the Wachowskis' phone #

I got a Valentine from @itscaravel@twitter.com

Apparently in Canada, if you order a “hot apple cider” you get some vaguely apple flavoured powder with hot water poured into it and I am so upset

If your company has solutions for "what if microservices but too much" please message me

help me lazyweb. Looking for word that means kind of overproduced and lacking heart, specifically to describe a piece of media

I need a “aligns with my politics better” mod for cities skylines

Wanting to cosplay every character you see is normal right

etcd objects aren't all the same size. a watch mechanism means etcd has to store historical versions of an object. So a very frequently updated object can take up a disproportionate amount of space on etcd!

To the person wearing a “FRENCH FRIES AND ITALIAN GUYS” shirt to church today: I do not agree with your decision, but I will defend your right to make it

Dial 9 for an outside line

Why would it ever matter where a train is coming from

This Inkling is a lesbian and I will not hear otherwise

This post brought to you by Gentleman Jack's Anne Lister

"Those are in Athens you ignorant slut" - @itscaravel@twitter.com, who allegedly loves me

Concept: a dating service for polycule members based on BGP

And the vulnerability itself involves a relatively narrow disclosure mixed with clever machine learning, social analysis, and correlation to turn that into complete disclosure

shadow the hedgehog doesn't do the dishes

New York is good sometimes

People obsessed with Canada are Ehaboos

is the process crashing immediately, or is it getting killed by the kubelet (e.g. because the liveness check failed) ?

metrics are only useful in context. API server uptime is interesting, but is there one API server? many? what's the request pattern like?

Interface design is my passion

replying to recruiters

yo auto-tested code examples in docs are the BEST IDEA, rust is rad

https://blog.stillinbeta.com/2024-10-16-new-kubernetes-meta.html new k8s tech just dropped

Wonder how many prescriptions we could buy with what we're spending to have a cop idle in every pharmacy

Come on everypony, smile smile smile!
Fill my heart up with sunshine, sunshine
All I really need's a smile smile smile
From these happy friends of mine!

Listen to sex workers. Push back against the puritans who want to force it back into hiding. And for goodness sake, don't pass any legislation making it harder for these workers

🤳🕧

(ask me how my evening went)

me, tired, asking @caravel how to reheat garlic bread: "How long do I put the toasty friend in the hot box"

Ugh shokupan is so milquetoast

Beyond parody

today I am trying to remember DJANGO. A technology I last used in 2010.

.@lizthegrey@twitter.com brings her own captions to conferences.

Get it together conferences.

#escapeconf

Everyone says Parisians are rude but this pharmacist and I both managed to muddle our way through each other's languages to figure out what French Tums are and she was super nice

According to all known laws of Aviation, there's no way a Boeing 737 Max can fly

They hope to have it fixed next year tho

sixty-knine (knice)

blep

You ever fly across an ocean just to get dinner from the place that catered your wedding

Got laid off today. If you're looking to hire SRE-type positions hit me up

nrn

If you're in a position of privilege, you're insulated from a lot of the harshest parts of world. You may not wake up scared, furious, worried, sad. That doesn't matter. What matters is what you do anyway.

fully half the femme-presenting people are topless (in NYC it's legal for women to be topless anywhere men are), which makes for some primo people-watching 😅

Legit considering going to a hairdresser like “give me the Rapinoe”

Happy Carry A Brick In Your Purse Just In Case Month

free disassociation

hey lazyweb, is there anything I can pipe log files into that'll collate the log lines? Trying to find the one or two outliers amongst in the firehose is really hard

Check out https://sr.ht/, they do git and hg hosting and haven't supported any fascist regimes

Pinkie Pie's business gets some unwanted publicity after unused dough explodes all over the Lower East. Rainbow Dash teaches Cadance's daughter swear words

Most important part of a new computer: theming

.@Polygon@twitter.com read my stream comment on the air so basically I'm internet famous now

hanging out with @itscaravel@twitter.com and @_seasparks@twitter.com doing @akinator_team@twitter.com because it's 2009 again

bpb

Yo there's a Confederate flag emoji 🏳️

what's your "docker system prune" record? I think I got 50gb once

Tired: "I am messy"
Wired: "I am a force of entropy, hastening the heat death of the universe"

I really love the design of these arrival displays. Retro but still v functional

“No mortifying ordeal of being known / only rewards of affection” but it's me trying to find media that entertains me without sending me through deep emotional turmoil

Cities Skylines has a magical tax threshold where people just leave your city, regardless of the services you provide. but NYC has _its own income tax_ and it's one of the most populous cities on the continent!

Here she is retaliating against our house

Sailor Pinkie Pie 😻 @SuperWinterGirl@twitter.com #bronycon2019

Somehow though all this jetlag, my body has settled on a “2300-0100” and “0500-1000” schedule and honestly I'm not that into it

I'm gay propaganda

I was wearing a @digitalocean@twitter.com shirt yesterday and a bunch of people at the piercing parlour decided it was baby shark

I have, unfortunately, misplaced one of my SODIMMS, so brief break while I hunt that down

speaker out here assuming everyone in her audience is human 🙄

Like me, Spencer Kimball also misses @heptio@twitter.com #EscapeConf

[poll] cute/clever service names

Newcastle has a Metro???

plus i have a lot of unwarranted confidence that my wife* doesn't know how to change the keyboard layout out of dvorak

Extreme Nattle-hurting juice

Rust's procedural macros are amazing, very powerful, and still almost impossible to debug.

Nrn

this doesn't need any innate knowledge of the node, perfect for black-box debugging!

love too have csuites explain why communism can't work to me

The London Underground has microtransactions

Reading a bunch of Supercat fics rn. But I haven't seen Supergirl in years, so my brain is filling in the voices from @inkwyrmpodcast@twitter.com

He is almost certainly younger than V for Vendetta

Currently setting up CI for an all-markdown repo because I'm extra

thursday morning VC looks

cuddl

I have found only one mention of it online, accompanied only by the same Google Maps screenshot I've been staring at

2022 is like the end of fight club when all the skyscrapers collapse, except _your_ building is fine so you still have to go to work

I...

⁣

“why are you so buff?”
“i go up to my cabin in the woods to regularly split infinitives”

RPG concept: Gutenberg Heavy. Has a shotgun that shoots lead type

Spent like 15 minutes trying to figure out why the wifi didn't work

Turns out I accidentally installed Ubuntu 20.04

I'm Izzy. howdy howdy howdy

real world example: NY still has laws forbidding plural marriage on the books. Nobody's enforced them for years, but I'm still _very_ careful about how I describe my relationships, because a queer trans woman who might want to adopt someday is exactly who they'd be used against

If I can't service my debt that doesn't mean I can't build any roads, it means my credit rating gets downgraded. Let me apply for matching funds from state and federal governments

This post brought to you by: waiting for a bed with a friend on a route that does have a train, but it only runs once a day and takes twice as long as the bus

New York is hot already 😓🏃🏻‍♀️

the wild thing about questionable content is that it's been going for years and Faye still hasn't managed to trick someone into eating her food, trapping them forever in her realm

Snow!

Our new corporate overlords have unironically given us temporary tattoos of the company values???

.@vitessio is the preferred database for radicalising white supremacists at scale #KubeCon

remember when eBay URLs had `.dll` in them

Shout out to #EscapeConf and @ConradNYDtwn@twitter.com for a genuinely delicious tofu and rice dish! I was prepared for cold vegetable wraps and was happy to be wrong

when your mastodon instance comes back online

I ended up fixing the problematic mac by completely wiping the drive, user data and all. Seems like this Windows install is going the same direction

Maybe some of them were brave, some of them weren't. Some were heros, plenty probably weren't. But they were all people, and they all died.

The collection grows

Deadnames are memetic hazards

learned today that Apple still operates their own /8 (17.0.0.0/80). Also, inexplicably, Mercedes owns https://bgp.he.net/net/53.0.0.0/8

Crash of 29 → securities act of 34 → companies must report quarterly results → services offer more consistent financial returns than one-off purchases → everything has to be a service → internet of things → your thermostat has an internet connection → Belarusian Teenagers take over your home network

To the white guy im Lion King Broadway stage show cosplay: y i k e s

"I have just friend-zoned every snake in Manitoba" -@_seasparks

quasi-regular reminder that if we're mutuals you can follow req @stillincamera

The Georgia O'Keeffe of latte art

I tested out of the first dozen lessons in Duolingo Mandarin so basically my four years of formal classes were worth it after all

Hot take: the powdery bits at the end of a box of cereal are the best part

Does your Rust project actually need a serializer library, or are you just trying to fit a serde peg in a round hole?

Encountered the Quebecois Scunthorpe problem today. Walked past a sign for “Tabernacle” and couldn't stop giggling

it's called Go because it makes you Go grey early

Printing out fliers? Friendly infosec reminder that many colour printers are tattling on you: https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20170607-why-printers-add-secret-tracking-dots

however many hundred weeks into this pandemic, I have decided now is the time to learn how to knit

anyway please play @ArcadeSpiritsVN@twitter.com, it's sweet, funny, charming, and all-around amazing

To be clear: I don't mean those adopting. Those kids are already here, and they need all the love and support we can possibly give them for what's coming

Who's got four hooves and submitted two !!West proposals?

This filly!

Old house had one staircase
New house has three

🐕💤

During the start of the Iraq war, I saw a lot of signs that said “Support our Troops: Bring Them Home”

I think that's what today ought to be about.

It's bad enough that Google et all hoover up all of my data and process it in their vast unknowable panopticon, but they're not even _good at it_ and somehow that's worse

Last-minute cosplay tier: buying makeup at the airport

I wonder if there's a place for an ethics in tech conference. We definitely need one, but who'd pay for it?

NYC has a beach that's basically all queer people. And every Pride weekend, it is absolutely full of queer people hanging out, eating overpriced food, and braving the freezing water

https://www.theonion.com/ford-unveils-new-car-for-cash-strapped-buyers-the-1993-1819594878 but with fast charging

"Womxn," the Nobody of Mown and a member of Organization XIII,

Hackers stealing intellectual property related to vaccine production and distribution is praxis, all that information should be public domain

millennials be..... Sad

Diakko is a better ship than Harry/Draco

Tired: Octocat
Wired: Mergesona

I give good advice

si's vous plait

I used to think we were all on the same page about "lest we forget" referring to the horror senselessness of war, but no.

I am in “Seattle” for my wife's “birthday”

Eight years on the good stuff today

IT'S BACK https://blueballfixed.ytmnd.com/

Don't have to document something if you decommission it

😭

I got little dishes for the screws but THEY'RE CAPTIVE

happy dog Thanksgiving

Upload is usually faster than download but I don't think I've ever seen it this bad

Remember that time I was in InStyle

That was rad

commissioned from https://ych.commishes.com/user/_Hakaina_/

If your company's "Diversity Efforts" stop at the door, if they don't translate into who you'll do business with and what your products are, they are shallow and worthless. Those external concerns will always override the internal ones eventually

Today's airplane is a former TWA 757

Molten salt take: Nuclear power is good and we should be building as many plants as possible

Which American state has the worst best city

The elastic thread I bought is too thick for my sewing machine so I have to do it all by had D:

local lesbian enjoying cardigan season on #InternationalLesbianDay

where does "installing a new chat client to get help" fall on the developer scale of desparation

A Tesla that connects to the trolleybus lines

I gave up using OSX because of the kernel panics during system upgrades. And now I haven't been able to update windows in a month because it fails every time

We can collect a lot of different metrics out of the box - availability, latency, capacity, errors, etc

There’s also Enigma/Ultra style cover-stories for intelligence so as not to reveal the source of information

Seinfeld modern day where George uses 🥺 at work

"I'm not a bottom, Jerry! I'm not!"
"I believe you! I do! But you're sending mixed signals here!"

Maybe we could put it on the Grift Merkle Trees

Please play #SayonaraWildHearts, it's so so amazing

My research indicates HSA+HDHP is mostly for healthy younger people (lol), but I wonder if the HSA is more of a benefit for mental health since the payouts are usually so stingy

Special shoutout to this 12-word fic tagged “Slow Burn”, live your truth

Having a long discussion on k8s slack about the difference between writing a tool and making sure it actually works the way it needs to

you can take the girl out of SRE...

This is sick as hell
https://youtu.be/E8yxCKP1h5I

You can join a company that's willing to have more advanced diversity conversations, breaks important news stories, and has materially different incentives than a regular FAANG

We've crossed the border back into England now, and tomorrow we fly back to New York. It's been real

stone cold take: Who's on First is still a perfect piece of comedy

We're riding light rail from the new station so my only goal has already been accomplished

a fanfic set in Canada, or an Eh U,

I have ridden many trains but the @GlasgowSubway@twitter.com has by far the best visual identity and livery

why _would_ you lie about how much coal you have

I am scared by this crisis, and I am working through this by imagining building a better world. Let us build a world where this never happens again, because we are all ready.

"Stand up if you've ever used helm"

_looks around nervously_ #KubeCon

we're a fully remote team with members in Canada, the US, Mexico, and the UK

I'm not saying every subway line should require an EAS but maybe we could be a little more considered about how much it'll cost and the tools we can pay for it

Nobody expects the roads to turn a profit! They're economic engines. Trains could be too if they were subsidised to the same degree

#820Hydrate

We never made it to Oban, but this is a spectacular consolation prize

putting all your porn purchases on the blockchain so you can be a cryptographically certified freak

People think there's more trans people because of gender ideology or radical acceptance, but the real reason is more sinister: pesticides are thinning eggshells

I know about https://youtu.be/A739p5HkRZ8, that but like, more

Boku Naruto Academia

we _have_ an ice cream maker, maybe I could just... blend some Kids up...

this year I played video games https://cohost.org/stillinbeta/post/4039802-p-now-i-play-vide

s/o to Amsterdam for having pop-up urinals in the middle of the street but charging money for an actual washroom

(I usually never do! But inexplicably my company doesn't let you just expense a regular cab)

What is Fate but a hyperfixation the universe forces upon you

If I can't take a nap or a vacation because I'm too valuable I have failed

lmao

🐑

Dude at the Lush legit rocking the universe Tonsure

No pictures because needed to get Flurry away before there was an Altercation

bug horse isn't impressed

Seven years on the miracle drug 👩‍⚕️

I told him they couldn't afford me 💅

Found some grape vines just... growing in Brooklyn?

⁣

If I work on your software project I _will_ make flow diagrams

There's no joke here I just love her so much

Gonna start with https://www.plutobooks.com/9781786805218/cedric-j-robinson/

discord demonstrates poe's law

You say no thank you for the soda cause
You prefer cold brew
Anyway you not really that interested
Only girls for you

SESTA/FOSTA is an abomination and any "liberal" government with an ounce of self respect would've destroyed it long ago

Yeah it's tea time keep scrolling

Consider, if you will, Metal Gear Solid 5 but instead of the Diamond Dogs Snake leads the internet archive

The Svalbard Seed Vault meets the Voyager Golden Record. Yucca Mountain meets the Library of Alexandria

There's not as established a script for that so I think I get better answers

In conclusion: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/3149759-im-too-emotionally-attached-to-fictional-character

Hey corporations, instead of making your twitter avatar a rainbow, try making your twitter header the 7+ figure cheque you wrote to a local lgbt org

“...is Rob Zombie a cryptid?”

@caravel: “i don't know, maybe!”

Had a dream last night I was arrested on ridiculous charges, briefly became a cause célèbre, but by the time I really needed support defending myself everyone had disappeared

I'm sure that doesn't mean anything

The scotsquad

happy #internationallesbianday, george w bush should be tried in the hague

Seize the means of production
Specifically the forklifts
Then drive them around really fast like Mario Kart

Maybe induced demand applies to bookshelves too

if you're curious: I'm making a firefox extension for my wife, and I want it to work on android. It does, mostly! But there's one problem I can't quite fix without a debugger

Catering taking no prisoners,just giving out whole chocolate bars #escapeconf

👀

Discovered from @itscaravel that the latest Pokémon has “watts” as a tradable commodity and that's extremely upsetting

k8s components integrate with Prometheus, which can be scraped by prometheus server or a vendor product like stackdriver

polyamory is just TDMA monogamy

Never don't be dunking this complete dingus https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/visionary-brain-genius-elon-musk-has-invented-the-world-1831210269

Discord's great. I've got one server that's full of pilots and plane geeks, a development server for a cool new tiling window manager, right next to a my little pony role-playing server.

(it is not)

Cinnamon rolls are a kind of sushi

I dunno if I'd choose to quote this book in my wedding planner, personally!

Today's weird Go discovery: interface coercion is usually implicit, but in function types it isn't: https://play.golang.org/p/OE1QLGw6f6Q

look! wife!

Give Luz Noceda a keyblade

Cabled sweater season y'all

We were going to ride the Palma Metro, but it stops running at 1430 on Saturdays???

y'all don't know how hard it was to not say "dual" instead of inverse

Wishing all Slack employees good luck writing their V2MOMs

It features intentionally exploiting a vulnerability because said bug’s obvious remediation would open a much more useful information disclosure

I'm excited for a multi-cloud world because when the giant companies inevitably make horrible ethical decisions, voting with your wallet will be easy(ish)

#KubeCon achievement: pretty sure I just got confused for @krisnova

it's a good time to snooze if you're dog

Y'all I'm so tired

Monday. We're all still doing this huh? Alright

tour des gares parisiennes pt 6: Gare de l'Est

Last night I dreamed I was cosplaying Rainbow Dash at a convention but I eventually realised I'd forgotten my wig

Maybe this is the costuming version of showing up to school in your underwear

huh

me: *walks past child on bus*
Child, immediately to parent: “I wanna dye my hair!”

Kids on this bus talking about Goku vs Naruto rap battles so basically time is a flat circle

Wish me luck y'all

😳😊

Code monkey think maybe manager rob right, code monkey need to smile
Code monkey not say it, stay mum
Code monkey not angry, just numb

counters and gauges are augmented by their more complicated cousins, summary and histograms. The former is more accurate, but can't be aggregated over time with other metrics.

😖

No overlap yet but here's hoping 👀

Breakfast of champions

for bonus points this recruiter spam was sent to my work email

give me... the Ponk...

Come to Washington Square Park in the next 30 minutrs if you want to march for trans liberation ✊

Putt-Putt®️ Cheats on His Emissions Test

I like MLP G5 well enough, but I think the move to Intel is going to be good in the long-term

Test patch for some detail on the dress. A little messy, but I think it'll do

Undercut merkin

Instead of a representation of the world, they're a historical record of it

(that's all for today. Thanks @ehashdn and @LogicalHan!) #KubeCon

NYP 🚊BAL

🐕 🥐

Just finished Outer Worlds, what an unbelievably cool game. Got its teeth in me and never let go. And the ending was really unique, in the best possible sense

Teams of Librarian-Commandos, SIGINT archivists, cyberpreservationists

I was really skeptical of the Lush/Undertale partnership but Soaps and Dreams is a complete banger

always tuck your pupper in for a good night's sleep

A Google privacy engineer who could not be named claimed he did not have a “birth” day per se. They refused to elaborate

PyPortal more like RsPortal

(it's 31℃, she'd be just as miserable if we /did/ walk her)

This hotel has like... a router just in our room? With ethernet plumbed straight to it? And there's ethernet ports on it

you're alright, seattle

The best way to support veterans is to stop making more

Vancouver real estate is hilarious. Because there's enormous taxes on unoccupied houses, there's a bunch of postings like this

not many people know this but i am actually an incredible person who is loved by many and worthy of great things, and separately from that i tend to leave my laptop unlocked around my adoring partners

ORRRRRB #agdq2019

BLI → OAK

🐎🦌🚃

Thousands of underprivileged upper middle class kids can't afford fuel for their helicopters, which keeps them from truly excelling in the sport of kings

I guess this is what I wanted anyway

It will never stop being funny to me that Twitter runs preroll ads on videos in sponsored posts

You try to go home early, but somehow every road leads you back to the office

If you're done taking pictures, can I *please* get back to studying

CBD sirloin: the steaks have never been higher

The Dow need not be the measure of the health of our society. Capital has failed us, and we do not need it anymore

Today I learned Tomatoes are more closely related to potatoes than tomatillos

@elly@weirder.earth i am so sore 😓

BREAKING: building a Lego spaceship and flying it around while making woosh noises still great

vaarwel Amsterdam, Bonjour Bruxelles!

regularly over 500%

Think about that the next time you roll your eyes at someone who's snarking in the back. We don't want to be like this. We just don't have anything else left

Surprise shout-out to finger counting in binary in this morning's Nintendo Direct 😮

Yeah that's right, it wasn't my row at all. I apologised profusely, then headed back to my seat, where I had to prompt my seatmates to get up

She do a snif
She take a doze
But most importantly she lik the nose

.@dhh you look like if a neural network was trained on every person named Dave in California

Cohost taught me what social media could be.
But it shutting down taught me something more important: I don't need it anymore.

I think I'm going to stop hosting my mastodon instance soon. If you need me I'll be at https://stillinbeta.com/contact

My original plan was Prometheus ingest but it turns out there's not really much support for backfilling

I do not get why so many people are in military dress today. Am I supposed to apologise to them?

Hatsune Miku was D.B. Cooper

laptp keybard status: nt fully functinal

“What's that from?” - millennial proverb

mr ratburn... welcome to the #​resistance

But I'm not usually a bitter person. This industry beats us down over and over again, until this indifferent affect is the only way we can get through the day

List of uncool people

99. Cryptocurrency bros
98. People who talk on the phone in coffee shops
...
1. People who don't fill out the census

grrrrr...

proof of sex-work

country mouse

I seriously tried four or five methods of gathering before I found one I liked

Gare de Lyon addendum: check out the underground garden in the Métro station!

First meal in Scotland, so of course I got the (vegan) haggis

It's actually too thick even for my embroidery needles, so I have to improvise

I love @caravel so so so much

When your laundry day outfit is accidentally cuter than most of your planned outfits

It looks great but also very red and swollen, so I'll show y'all when that chills out

not to be a horse or anything but I would devour a sugar cube rn

The system. Doesn't. Work. We know that on an intellectual level, but seeing it on an emotional level is something else entirely. We can do better. We will do better.

Are we not allowed to be partial stack developers anymore

Me as a kid: *pours two fingers of cranberry juice into a tumbler, pretends to be a hardboiled detective*
Me as an adult: *also that*

Crystal Pepsi, the original Respecting Women Juice - @_seasparks@twitter.com

horrifying my wife with my inability to use "chuuni" correctly

auger is specifically for kubernetes, so unlike etcdctl it can decode kubernetes protobufs in etcd.

Code monkey get up get coffee
Code monkey go to job
Code monkey have boring meeting
Boring manager rob

Flurry is literally perfect

I'm switching to a new Chinese app so if I get murdered tomorrow the owl did it

The problem with Chide Culture

Mandarin has plenty of cool etymologies (computer is 电脑, electric brain! That's cyberpunk af!), you don't need to make more up!

beyond parody

0°

sending some mixed messages Inbox

discourage minorities from applying to your job with one easy sentence

The right earbud failed, and last time it was the left one, so

Internet, help me resolve an argument with @itscaravel@twitter.com. How do you define “sweater”

Please play @robindaydream@twitter.com's
https://robindaydream.itch.io/the-difference-between-us 😍

@moa_party hey, I've noticed my sync only seems to work Twitter → Mastodon, not the other way round. Any idea what might be causing that?

love 2 translate the Mandarin on a meme for fun and find a racial slur

Happy Thanksgiving from the FFJs!

It (kinda) fits

Documentation for an impossible library, slipped between the edges of the universe https://static.stillinbeta.com/cold-iron/cold_iron/

Thought of the day: since leaving new york I order a lot more stuff online that I could previously have bought in person. Is that still better (ethically, environmentally) than private car journeys?

Has anyone used Rowhammer in a speedrun yet

They keep a low profile by having an office on the 80th floor of the tallest building in the country

Was there Video Toaster porn? There must've been

This is island's existence seems extremely tenuous

https://www.change.org/p/biden-or-whoever-give-point-roberts-to-canada

Not to be fiancée on main but she has the most radiant smile

This is now a Dibbler stan account https://youtu.be/Ai9ZLAE5wAs

London transit status:
🚇✅
🚌✅
🚈✅
⛴️✅
🚃✅
🚊✅
🚡❎ (I am afraid of heights)

https://golang.org/doc/go-get-install-deprecation go is such a stable and consistent language

I don't think I understood why you'd want to go in person to GDQ until this run 🤩 this is incredible #AGDQ2019

bad metrics make it difficult for cluster operators. but updating is hard! Changing metrics could cause false positives or negatives in people's monitoring

Words from the Prophet, predicting the current crisis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeHm-tp_E0c

The “something new” of that bridal cliché is usually the easy part but I'm gonna end up buying earrings at CVS or something

The punk band you listened to in college is ashamed to be associated with you

YVR ⇛ SFO

is there Fedi Discourse on people with vanity private instances. Are we the Fedite Bourgeois

how does a "classic" set a new standard??? words mean things!!

We're at Pride I guess

Gender is performative

Gonna pick some apples with @_seasparks@twitter.com and @itscaravel@twitter.com

"I want to decide between the Forest Mall and the Ice Cave Mall. I want my mall to have side quests" - @_seasparks

Got sick and completely spaced on the @LISAConference@twitter.com CFP 😢

s/o to the dude on this train singing along to *NSYNC, keep doing you

"Good news everyone! I've just invented sixteen new 'gamer words!'"

Anyway we're definitely in the Midwest

you are owned by the richest man on the planet, but sure, pretend you're woot dot com in 2007

Here I am, however many thousand pills later. That wasn't always a given

I say this a lot but the cis are _wild_

Some things are universal

War Pigs up there with "Born in the USA" for songs people didn't really listen to the lyrics of #TheGameAwards2020

@elly@weirder.earth
yes

Furries wearing full fursuits to an EDM concert are braver than any US Marine

introducing my new programming language, CEh

I have made a smol @kubecuddle@twitter.com

do any of y'all drink alcohol and plan to fly on on a D​elta flight before february

hmu, I've got a bunch of vouchers I'm never gonna use

Joe Biden, the Go of democratic nominees.

mlem

Fluttershy's so nervous about the cable repair person showing up that she locks herself out of her apartment. Rainbow dash accidentally buys a taxi.

MISSIPN STATUS: SICK https://youtu.be/ByWdhCECS_8

me: "I use emacs with vim bindings"
@caravel: "Ah, you're bisexual"

Push to make these changes permanent. Let people work from home. Freeze the rent. Give everyone paid sick days and raises.

Today wasn't great but I walked the dog and that was nice

Tier List:

S: Nord, Lyon
A: Est, Saint-Lazare
B: Montparnasse, Austerlitz
F: Bercy

I would die for Peni Parker

I've called Revue Starlight Mahou Shoujo Space Jam and @itscaravel@twitter.com is Upset

because she knows I'm right

I know there's a lot of important stuff going on but I just discovered an Egyptian canal that goes _under the suez canal_ using a gigantic syphon and I think that's cool as heck

“We had to kick Rouge out of the polycule because she could only name two of the Dazzlings”

Goddess I miss @AlterConf@twitter.com so much 😭😭😭

s/o to @elly@weirder.earth for her assist on this joke

Get his ass vin diesel #TheGameAwards2020

Imagine if other disciplines had the Astrology / Astronomy dichotomy

the holidays are over! I'm still on the job market, but I may not be for long. If you want an SRE with k8s experience and great hair for your company, you should get in touch soon!

Even an amazing job is still labour, it's still exhausting, and you aren't a failure just because you aren't happy all the time

If you were buying a Linux laptop today, what would you get?

The story of John Henry is not of man vs machine, but of the failure of technology under capitalism to improve the lives of the populace. The steam drill should've made his life easier, not replaced him; In this essay I will

NYC Facts: Cuomo controls the MTA, De Blasio controls the weather

Flu shot donut 💉🍩

Tired: Defund the Police
Wired: Police Austerity

Centrists love austerity

The place we're staying doesn't have a kettle, so we've been boiling water for tea in saucepans like animals. The hardest part is remembering not to add salt

Gmail constantly reminding me to switch from inbox

METAR CYVR 121200PDT 7PIDIV94MPS 10SKM FU HZ SCT040M SCT042M BKN058M 291K/287K ATM1003 RMK FLUFFY038FLUFFY025 FLUFFY038 SLP1003ATM DENSITY ALT 203QBT

c:

Using `cut -d` instead of `sed` is the shell equivalent of granny shifting instead of double clutching

My usual travel set up (Chromecast connected to travel router) isn't working. We even found a store to buy a new smol router at, no dice

This place is only a 45 minute trip from Glasgow

Any tech company: *raises VC funding*
Me: oh condolences:(

shout out to this indegogo that convinced thousands of people to pay $300 for an Alphasmart

Signal's Chrome app is deprecated
Their Android app doesn't support ChromeOS
Their Debian app doesn't have builds for arm

😭

New experience: @itscaravel@twitter.com's accent was too thick for our Scottish waiter to understand

If you a recruiter, please do not just send me the names of ten companies you happen to have contracts with. I want to be sold on your company -- tell me what's actually compelling about them!

peano keys

Friendly reminder that making Election Day a national holiday would just magnify inequality.

“but mom I wanna go to the *dry* outside”

Can we cancel April fools day for the coronavirus

Also consider that children will probably have it off school, which will make voting more difficult for parents

Are you a tech manager? Do you want to work at a company that doesn't just sell SaaS to the DOD? My employer @BuzzFeed is hiring! https://boards.greenhouse.io/buzzfeed/jobs/3167186?gh_jid=3167186

`departure - now`, not `now - departure`

California, the Useless Lesbian capital of the US https://trends.google.com/trends/explore/GEO_MAP/1563052800?hl=en-GB&tz=240&date=all&geo=US&q=Useless+lesbian&sni=3

I miss snow

Early morning walk with Tay!

reminder

Examining a DVR hard drive, and you can tell it's from NYC

* Gorgeous setting
* Amazing puns
* Adorable character designs
* Canon queers
* Main cast primarily people of colour
* Rad soundtrack

Today's achievement: @Caviar was being fucky, so I became the caviar and just biked over

Spotted a @geofftech@twitter.com at the London Transport museum, had no idea it was so star-studded

"You clear the LZ, scout out power and clean water. We'll drop six shipping containers of NVME once you put up a flare"

this post brought to you by my biological clock I guess 🤷‍♀️

I love fall

Stay strong everyone. Mutual aid will get us though this

Stop making anime about high school girls as soldiers or tank commanders or whatever, we only need children's railway anime now https://youtu.be/kDlsXUMqMxw

That's turning an iterator over results (computations that might fail), into a Vector (or any other collection), short-circuiting if an error is encountered.

The doors on the Paris metro open a solid 2-3 seconds before the train stops 😬

Actually some days feel like the D- i got in Intro to Networks that let me graduate on time

pat pet

My primary work philosophy is around doing good work but not being very important

how does anyone go through apartment hunting and not become radicalised

You can tell what houses are new because they're a meter or more off the ground

I would describe this cottage as: quaint

when it's not walkies

If you aren't monitoring ATC while her plane's departing can you really say you love her?

Flurb.......

*wearing a Patagonia vest backwards* you see.. If the Soviet Union had only used Kanban..

I always forget about this sneaky use of .collect() https://play.rust-lang.org/?version=stable&mode=debug&edition=2018&gist=941df827e10703f2cbbb097a9ba5e50b

imagine being Kris

.@Hasbro@twitter.com retire you losers

Cheeky af

Fixed a toilet today, futch levels off the charts

regular reminder that if your family is garbage, i'm your mum now. happy thanksgiving, I love you and I'm so proud of you

looking at this and thinking "I did this, I routed all of these" is pretty cool

your investors never show up, but if you ever disobey their wishes you start getting really bad headaches

there should be more electric car conversion kits. I want more electric cars that just. kinda suck still

apparently I have been on this hellsite for 11 years :toot:

Baby

My latest weird passion project: yooper, a library and CLI for discovering UPnP devices on your network https://git.sr.ht/~liz/yooper

Gamer dudes be like

Bot that just tweets https://youtu.be/xPfMb50dsOk whenever Discord has an outage

DOCUMENTATION:
- boring
- uninspired
- you are preparing for an audit from the IRS

LORE:
- cool
- sounds epic
- you are a tech witch, telling the story of unknown mechanica and spellcraft

There's an ad for the RBG book in the subway that someone wrote RIP on and my heart stopped beating for several seconds

(She is fine)

gorgeous sunset enroute

remember when we all really cared about what the media called "hackers"

Now "Hackers" means SV dudes in hoodies and we call everything cyber

Math is just applied epistemology

What are your weird comfort foods

Walking @theflurbs@twitter.com this morning and we straight up saw a deer??? Like, 10+ point buck??? Just... wandering around Ocean Bay Park?

This place is wild

somedoggy missed @elly@weirder.earth

@bodil@lol.camp hey, my instance is getting an error every time I try to follow you. do you use an allowlist for federation?

I could just boot into my old Ubuntu install, but I think a fresh start is a good idea. I'm keeping my home partition and making a new root partition

We've been in quarantine for almost a year, time to get a second wind and learn how to knit

Service workers deserve nice things

a single symptom isn't enough for a diagnosis. Metrics can show you how something is failing, but not necessarily why.

My wife and I played Uno with my roommate and her sister and we accidentally invented a horrible rule, then I simulated it a bunch https://git.sr.ht/~liz/youhaveuno

I HATE THIS???

LGR - Using a Floppy Disk Drive on a Smartphone

https://youtu.be/iT1l8Dcjb1Y

is Father Stelios in Overwatch 2

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🙆

A lot of y'all will never know how awesome it is to help your fiancee get dressed for a date with your wife* and how cute they are together and that's a shame tbh

free him

normally I'd send #hugops to @github@twitter.com, but that's for companies that aren't ICE collaborators. #NoTechForICE

Yknow hyperinflation is technically student loan relief

"Our thoughts exactly. Unfortunately we were too late to save the servers, so we're going to have to do a field recovery."

I remember "support our troops: bring them home" yard signs in the early 2000s

https://blog.stillinbeta.com/2024-10-27-danube-dev-log-pt-1.html how hard can it be to make a video game

It's not almost over. Not even close

😏

I think our postal carriers have a competition for how badly they can misdeliver mail to our apartment

today we received a letter addressed to a PO box. in a different zip code.

(everyone's white too, but you already knew that)

etcd has a /metrics and a /health, but there are also tools like auger and etcdctl

I hope every time @github has an outage I hope they think about the amazing SREs they lost because of a 6-figure contract with literal fascists

real talk the CSS was the hardest part

Ah yes, the euro express train to New York,

I was like "stop making Persona libertarian" but atlus shrugged

The veggie burger at this bar had egg in it so.....

What if we had to share the throne and we were both girls?

haha, just kidding

𝐕𝐍𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒...

Salaries 100 million
Infrastructure 150 million
Useless real estate 2 billion
Services 125 million

Someone who is good at the economy please help me budged, my EBIDTA is dying

💁🏼‍♀️

I think you and I have very different associations with that company!!

I love transition lenses but they do make selfies difficult

“it's like Ireland but for Québécois instead of snakes” - @seasparks

Does anyone know someone I could commission a 4d emoji from

CNCF has unbroken the final seal and brought about the sixth era, empowering them to finally bringing the end times and kill God

I am pretty sure every time I've tried to use Snap packages instead of apt packages it's messed up in some completely bizarre and opaque way

Tear down all the inner city freeways

Snake takes the lollipop out of his mouth. No archivist worth their salt trusts fire. "This is going to be Geocities all over again."

omigosh

https://blog.stillinbeta.com/2024-10-07-truenas-scale-migration-or-cant-escape-k8s.html new blog post: kubernetes jumpscare

Well, it took three weeks and reinventing Kubernetes in Salt, but I'm finally on Mastodon! Hi everypony!

quitting tech to pursue my dream - a line of late 90s-internet themed aolis, starting with Rofflemayo

making an FPS in called "Due Process" in 2019 is sure a choice you could make #SGDQ2019

Catch me pulling out a backpack sized shortwave radio to listen to BBC world service in flight

Tried out Deep Rock Galactic. The gameplay is pretty interesting, but:
Four player characters, all extremely male coded, and:
They refer to one of the (non-sapient) helper robots as “Molly” and are constantly berating “her”

The 2020 mood https://jackie-que-nothanks.tumblr.com/post/187870977711/yall-want-more-witch-content-this-is-what-you

S/o to the railroad museum in Revelstoke, BC which somehow scored http://railwaymuseum.com

#RustConf CFP submitted 🤞

Go is such an elegant language https://play.golang.com/p/MSggqIg2ygR

local bumpkin awaits train

When @itscaravel@twitter.com's translating Japanese and I help with the Kanji because I'm studying Mandarin again

Woah: Local Engineer Does It Manually Instead of Spending Twice as Long Automating It

We put our winter coats into storage today, so if it gets cold again it's our fault, sorry!

Imagining a world where people all have financial cushions but every fortune 500 company is one bad quarter away from chapter 7 😊

World-Class Subway System

Come to the TMBG show in the next two hours if you wanna see Triangle Man beat Particle Man