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Alzheimer's a bitch redd.it/ubv23p

Code monkey like like pickles
Code monkey like when the skirt go spin
Code monkey very happy girl
With big warm fuzzy girly heart
Code monkey like you
Code monkey like you

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Code monkey has finally found a therapist
Will be pretty girl like you
Code monkey just waiting, for now
Code monkey think hormones, just wow

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Code monkey not go into work that day
Read a lot online
This gender concept very scary thing
But it sound so right

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Code monkey go online one day
Hear “trans” that night
Code monkey not sure what word mean
Why it feeling so right

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Code monkey like hoodies
Code monkey like long and flowing hair
Code monkey not complicated
Something missing from inner heart
Code monkey like you
Code monkey like you... what?

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Code monkey have long walk back to cubicle
They sit down pretend to work
Code Monkey not angry, just sad
Code money not sure why so bad

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You say no thank you for the soda cause
You prefer cold brew
Anyway you not really that interested
Only girls for you

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Code money hang around at front desk
Tell you makeup look nice
Code monkey offer buy you soda
Bring cup bring you ice

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Code monkey like fritos
Code monkey like Final Fantasy 14
Code monkey very simple man
Small sad empty missing heart

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Code monkey think maybe manager rob right, code monkey need to smile
Code monkey not say it, stay mum
Code monkey not angry, just numb

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Rob say code monkey very diligent
But attitude stink
He never smile or contribute things
What do code monkey think?

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Code monkey get up get coffee
Code monkey go to job
Code monkey have boring meeting
Boring manager rob

"rust is so elegant" I yell as I chain sixteen iterators together and turn this hashmap into a `collect()` of shit

It's 4/20 and you know what that means... Tomorrow is the release of Ubuntu 22.04 LTS Jammy Jellyfish

Salaries 100 million
Infrastructure 150 million
Useless real estate 2 billion
Services 125 million

Someone who is good at the economy please help me budged, my EBIDTA is dying

Oh also my wife had a really good birthday I guess

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