Beta @beta@gayhorse.club

currently debugging why my Windows install is failing to update, apparently I can do Linux on any operating system

Natalie: "the law of large numbers."
Me: "yes, that large numbers are illegal"

I never watched Jersey Shore but "The Situation" is objectively a sick name wasted

You only know how to construct two sentence structures and your blog posts just switch between them

liking cars is not a personality

.@dhh you look like if a neural network was trained on every person named Dave in California

If you're optimistic about all your romantic partners is that polyanna

(That class involved way more math than you'd think!)

Actually some days feel like the D- i got in Intro to Networks that let me graduate on time

My second year of university I took a first level Mandarin course. It was really difficult, but I studied hard and ended up with a B-. It's the most proud of a mark I've ever been.

Basically every day this year feels like that B-.

My second year of university I doom a first level Mandarin course. It was really difficult, but I studied hard, and ended up with a B-. It's the most proud of a mark I've ever been.

Basically every day this year feels like that B-.

To whatever ruby testing library taught me about using throwaway transactions for tests, thank you. I use that so often

Tired: "I am messy"
Wired: "I am a force of entropy, hastening the heat death of the universe"

remember when eBay URLs had `.dll` in them

Me, every time I try terraform: oh this won't be too bad
Terraform, every time: :)

Stop making anime about high school girls as soldiers or tank commanders or whatever, we only need children's railway anime now https://youtu.be/kDlsXUMqMxw

My biggest career achievement is simultaneously making my coworkers laugh while also being called "professional"

stone cold take: Who's on First is still a perfect piece of comedy

I think we should retire "if you snooze you lose."
I nap constantly and I think I do pretty well for myself

braiding my hair so I look more like @itscaravel's harvest moon wife